Bar Brawl 3.0

[Metal Man]

/me randomly smashes a chair against a wall for no reason.

[Link 456]

*Grabs beer keg, opens nozzle, drinks

[DarkZero]

*orders more chicken Marsala because Mushman always finds a way to use it as a weapon*

[Gabriel]

*quietly laces C4 about the room*

[Red]

ok being dead is boring
*comes back to live and shoves all the c4s down GR's throat*

[Jailbreaker]

*Ignites GR*

Or does C4 detonate some other way?

*Ignites GR anyway.*

[Gabriel]

(C4 is button-activated. I'm pretty sure it's flammable, too.)

*GR explodes EVERYWHERE. Revives, and promptly vomits at sight of own entrails strewn about the room*

[DarkZero]

*finishes chicken Marsala before being blown to smithereens*

[Red]

*Orders a drink*

[Gabriel]

*throws a bob-omb at Mush Man, and uses 1-Up Shroom on DarkZero*

[Mr. Ginger BALLZ]

Then I come in without being noticed in a tower with a 50 Cal. Sniper and shoots someone in there crouch.

[DarkZero]

*eats wood*

[Red]

*drools*

[DarkZero]

For the record, the bar is probably a mess by now.

[Red]

*Bashes head on bar stool*

[DarkZero]

*burns down remainder of bar and moves everyone to a new one across town*

[Red]

*Mushman throws out the first drunk, himself*

[DarkZero]

*orders toppingless, cheeseless, sauceless, breadless pizza*

[Red]

*comes back and smashes chair on the bar randomly*

[Soisy]

*punches mushman*