Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[The Flattest Pancake]

But...

Too bad Sgt. Anonymous Blob forgot about the unlimited air suit which I had kept on all this time. A fish then swims by and chews the rope in half. I then swim to the top off the ocean and use the rocket boosts to catchup to S.A.B. Then I push him into the ocean and I throw a bunch of spiky rocks down to where he landed. He had dropped the Thingy in the water so I grabbed it before it sank. Then, I go to Flat World 2*.
*As seen in the Game n' Watch and SSBB

[Jailbreaker]

Call me Jailbreaker . It was my original username.

All of the spiky rocks miss. Also, I don't sink :p . Most importantly, there is no ocean on the other end of my map.

[The Flattest Pancake]

Okay. Now, let's continue.

[Jailbreaker]

Too bad Sgt. Anonymous Blob forgot about the unlimited air suit which I had kept on all this time. A fish then swims by and chews the rope in half. I then swim to the top off the ocean and use the rocket boosts to catchup to S.A.B. Then I push him [strike]into the ocean[/strike] onto the ground and I [miss while] throw[ing] a bunch of spiky rocks down to where he landed. He had dropped the Thingy [strike]in the water[/strike] on the ground so I grabbed it[strike] before it sank[/strike]. Then, I go to Flat World 2*.
*As seen in the Game n' Watch and SSBB

The flatteners in Flat World 2 squeeze you into a pancake. I drown you in maple syrup and invite the Thingy over for tea.

Also, what did you do about the elephant?

[The Flattest Pancake]

Oh, in that case, if I had known about the elephant, it would've squished you. Anyway, a chef Mr. Game n' Watch comes by and gets me out of the maple syrup. Of course, I could'nt have drowned with my unlimited air suit. So he gave me his powers. I then turned into the octopus and go after S.A.B. Finally, I catch up to him and destroy the house he and the thingy were in. I take the thingy away from his unconcious body and go to Luigi's Mansion!

[Luigi Pwns All]

I found all the peices of my shattered head and glue them together.....
Then a wrecking ball thing destroys Luigi's Mansion to make a new Wal-mart where I buy a milllion copies of Chrono Trigger to hide the thingy I obtained in.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I come out of the tools isle equipped with a chainsaw tied together with a buzzsaw tied to a weedwacker and use that infernal contraption to rip the all-pwning luigi to shreds. Using the Thingy Scouter I locate the Thingy and use it to warp to the End of the Universe Cafe found at...surprise surprise... the end of the universe.

[Jailbreaker]

I am unconcious, trampled, and an icicle. I can't do much.

I wake up and untrample myself. Then I use my rocket (see VGF Pool Party III) to get to the End of the Universe Cafe before ID. When he gets there... heh heh, he needs this parachute. Too bad he doesn't get it.

Make up a reason to need it yourself, because I feel lazy.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Up on one of my troop transports I'm standing out the exit hatch

GF7:Hehehehe and now I'll make my dramatic entrance and sky dive in front of the entrance.

Battle Droid #362:*notices something wrong* Uhh, sir. I dont think you should...

GF7:Mabey they'll like me so much they'll give me a discount of 100% off all my meals!

BD#362:Sir, your parachute is...

GF7:The ticket to winning a free meal and the hearts of many potential fangirls!

I then jump off without hearing whatever that battle droid had to warn me about. I then pull the ripcord and out comes out a swarm of moths

GF7:NOOOOOOOOO! My moth collection! Wait if thats my moth collection where's my...*looks down and realizes I'm still falling without a parachute* O_O;;

Meanwhile at the entrance

JB:Hehehehehehehe *Holds parachute in hands gleefully* Sgt. Anonymous "Jailbreaker" Blob you are a genius. Wait what's that sound?

Strange sound:............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JB:*looks up* OH SHI-

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

GF7:Ohhhhh.... my back...*takes shard of shattered icicle out of back* good thing I landed on... what did I land

I stand up and notice Jailbreaker lying unconcious

GF7:Oh its only Jailbreaker. Anyway I wonder how much damage that ice caused.*Checks HP Bar*

HP:[||--------------------------------]

GF7:*gulp* I'm gonna be needing an E-Drink and a Double Grilled Cheese STAT!*runs inside*

Casheer:Hey, you! Your that guy who made that dramatic entrance right?

GF7:Yeah?

Casheer:I like you, you can have your next meal for free.

Fangirl:OMG! You're so hot!*glomps*

GF7:-_oV

NOTE:I still have the Thingy

[Metal Man]

/me slices through the text with a sword, grabs the thingy, and runs.

[The Flattest Pancake]

*I wake up and find that i'm in Dr. Octagonapus, so I use him to catch up to Metal Man. I catch up to Metal Man and fire the Nerval Disrupter at him. He falls to the ground, clenching hit head. I then grab the thingy, still in Dr. Octagonapus and fly away.

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7:*finishes eating. HP has been fully restored*Ahhhhh thats the stuff.*notices Thingy missing* Hey! Where's the Thingy?!

Fangirl:I think Metalman ran through that warp zone *points at tear in text space*

GF7:You dont say. Well I better get it back.

I jump through said text space anomaly and wind up in a random city and in front of Metalman.

GF7:You thought you could get away with the Thingy didn't you?!

Metalman:@_@

GF7:Ohoh! Silent type eh? Where's the Thingy?!

Metalman:@_@

GF7:Now we can do this the easy way or the har-

Dr.Octagonopus:*lands behind me* DR.OCTAGONOPUS!

GF7:AHHH! *quickly beats up Dr.Octigonpus and he explodes* I then obtain his move Megaman style

YOU GOT LAZOR BLAST 8O================================

I then notice BOTVGH Fan standing behind me with the Thingy

BOTVGHF:What was that for?! He was a good hiding place!

GF7:IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!

I then fire said lazor in typical internet meme fashion and he gets star KO'd. The Thingy falls at my feet. I take it and warp to my base on Mercury REDUX.Now it has a night rave room!

[Metal Man]

/me drives an inexplicable burning Lamborghini into the base, takes the thingy, and drives off.

[The Flattest Pancake]

Then I run back to my hotel that was shockingly behind us, take my chaingun and shoot the Lamborghini and it explodes. Metal Man is on the ground with an arm off.
BOTVGHF:Metal Man, there's no way you can take the thingy.*Shoots off his legs*
Metal Man:AUUUUUGGHHH!!
BOTVGHF:Tough luck.*takes the thingy*
Metal Man:Get back heeeerrrrrreeeee!*falls down*
Then I take the thingy and go to Hollywood.

[Greenmarioman]

I reach into your back pocet and take the Thingy.

[Metal Man]

/me reaches into Godot's pocket and takes the thingy back!

[The Flattest Pancake]

*Reaches in Metal Man's pocket, takes the thingy, and knocks him out with a brick.
Then I hijack his Lamborghini. :lol:

[Jailbreaker]

I EAT THE LAMBORGHINI!!!

[Metal Man]

/me takes advantage of the people focusing on his lamborghini to steal the thingy before the blob eats both the lamborghini and BOTVGH fan.

[The Flattest Pancake]

Then I bust out of the Lamborghini and shoot Metal Man and Sgt. Anonymous Blob in the leg. They fall in pain, and I take the thingy.