You said you wanted a battle, so let's do this. Here are the rules:
No interference
Minor healing is OK
Posts must be at least 2-3 paragraphs long
I'll use Goofball McChuckles, and the Battlefield will be the Spire. You post your intro first.
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Ooc: Can you explain the Spire, please? :)
Weegee slowly moved forwards. His last battle was a tough one, but he wanted more. He had just been making clones recently, but this was not enough. He wanted to fight. Weegee kept on walking... well, it was more like gliding. Gliding along the surface of the ground. Continuing forwards, looking... waiting.
He didn't have to wait long. A strange person stood 10 feet away. A lanky gentleman stood in front of him, in a tuxedo and a top hat. He had on a big, goofy smile, with buckteeth jutting out from under the top lip. He was leaning against a cane, looking at his fingernails. He looked up at the green garbed man and smiled.
"Why, helloooooo there! You sure are a weird looking fellow, aren't ya?"
"..." Weegee stayed silent.
"Giving me the silent treatment, eh? Well, i'll make you talk." Goofball clenched his cane and spun it. He held the rim of his hat and pulled it forwards, leaving a shadow covering his whole face, except his big, goofy smile.
Weegee slowly moved forwards. His last battle was a tough one, but he wanted more. He had just been making clones recently, but this was not enough. He wanted to fight. Weegee kept on walking... well, it was more like gliding. Gliding along the surface of the ground. Continuing forwards, looking... waiting.
He didn't have to wait long. A strange person stood 10 feet away. A lanky gentleman stood in front of him, in a tuxedo and a top hat. He had on a big, goofy smile, with buckteeth jutting out from under the top lip. He was leaning against a cane, looking at his fingernails. He looked up at the green garbed man and smiled.
"Why, helloooooo there! You sure are a weird looking fellow, aren't ya?"
"..." Weegee stayed silent.
"Giving me the silent treatment, eh? Well, i'll make you talk." Goofball clenched his cane and spun it. He held the rim of his hat and pulled it forwards, leaving a shadow covering his whole face, except his big, goofy smile.
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IC: Through the brim of his top hat, Goofball could still feel the green man staring at him with those soulless blue eyes, and became more than a little creeped out, though he still retained his perpetual grin. He also knew that he had seen this man countless times before on the internet, but he couldn't quite remember his name. Then, he suddenly realized this man's identity.
"Hey, I've heard of you. You're that creepy Luigi wannabe, Weegee." Goofball said to the green-clothed man. The creepy man said nothing, only gaze at the cartoon madman with those eyes that seemed to stare into his soul. Goofball became so freaked out that, without thinking, he grabbed his top hat and threw it in a manner not unlike Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat. The velvet hat hit home, and made a large gash across Weegee's chest, which caused the blue overalls and green undershirt to become dark with blood. However, the man didn't even seem to notice the injury, and continued to stare at Goofball with those eyes, no sign of emotion in his face.
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The Spire
With a seemingly endless number of floors, this structure has a different themed arena for every floor. Some may contain mazes, booby traps, and even timed trials. Others may just be one giant arena where a beast awaits challengers. Legend has it that a treasure beyond all imagination awaits anyone who may reach the top. Many have tried, but little have even made it past the fifth floor.
IC: Through the brim of his top hat, Goofball could still feel the green man staring at him with those soulless blue eyes, and became more than a little creeped out, though he still retained his perpetual grin. He also knew that he had seen this man countless times before on the internet, but he couldn't quite remember his name. Then, he suddenly realized this man's identity.
"Hey, I've heard of you. You're that creepy Luigi wannabe, Weegee." Goofball said to the green-clothed man. The creepy man said nothing, only gaze at the cartoon madman with those eyes that seemed to stare into his soul. Goofball became so freaked out that, without thinking, he grabbed his top hat and threw it in a manner not unlike Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat. The velvet hat hit home, and made a large gash across Weegee's chest, which caused the blue overalls and green undershirt to become dark with blood. However, the man didn't even seem to notice the injury, and continued to stare at Goofball with those eyes, no sign of emotion in his face.
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Suddenly, Weegee wasn't there. Goofball looked around. "What the...? Where'd you go?"
"..." Weegee reappeared right behind Goofball. Goofball didn't even have time to fully turn around when Weegee kicked him in the back. Goofball landed on his hands. Heis cane toppled away. Weegee then hit Goofball with a Green Missle attack. Goofball flipped forwards. He stood up and looked at the green-garbed man. He was standing still again.
Goofball chuckled. It was hearty, but with a hint of fear.
"..." Weegee reappeared right behind Goofball. Goofball didn't even have time to fully turn around when Weegee kicked him in the back. Goofball landed on his hands. Heis cane toppled away. Weegee then hit Goofball with a Green Missle attack. Goofball flipped forwards. He stood up and looked at the green-garbed man. He was standing still again.
Goofball chuckled. It was hearty, but with a hint of fear.
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Goofball was now starting to get a little nervous. "What the hell is with this guy? It's like he doesn't even care that I tried to slice him up into chum." the cartoon madman thought to himself as he thought of what to do next.
Suddenly, Goofball had an idea. The cartoon madman quickly snapped his fingers, and a medium-sized anvil appeared directly above Weege's head, before falling down on him. The internet freak pushed the anvil off of his body, though he was considerably shorter, and now greatly resembled an accordian.
Suddenly, Goofball had an idea. The cartoon madman quickly snapped his fingers, and a medium-sized anvil appeared directly above Weege's head, before falling down on him. The internet freak pushed the anvil off of his body, though he was considerably shorter, and now greatly resembled an accordian.
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Weegee's body bounced up and down, the sound of an accordian playing with every movement. Weegee put his thimb in his mouth and breathed out, filling up his body until he was back to normal.
Goofball had dissapeared. Weegee turned around and looked around. The distant sound of laughing could be heard.
Goofball had dissapeared. Weegee turned around and looked around. The distant sound of laughing could be heard.
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Goofball let out a satisfied chuckle as his opponent laid there like a turtle on its back. However, he knew that he would need help to defeat Weegee, so he took out a large fountain pen, and pressed the button at the top, pushing the tip out. He then violently jerked the pen forward, shooting out a good amount of black ink, which made a rather messy puddle on the floor. The cartoon madman then smirked to himself as he rolled up his sleeves, and reached his left arm deep inside the puddle, as though he was searching for something.
Or more accurately, someone.
The cartoon madman finally grabbed onto something, and slowly pulled it out, just as Weegee was starting to get up. The creepy man was caught by surprise by what Goofball took out. It was a rather short man, no taller than three feet, dressed in a green bowler hat and jacket, with black, buckled shoes. The short man also had fiery red hair, with an equally red beard, and a small brown pipe hanging out of his mouth, blowing thick clouds of grey smoke in the air.
"Hiya, Uncle Liam O'Chuckles!" Goofball greeted the short man. "Ah, Goofball. How's me fav'rit nephew?" Liam asked in a heavy Irish accent. "Um, I'm your only nephew, Uncle Liam." the cartoon madman replied matter-of-factly. "See? Ya win by default." Liam answered in a cheerful tone of voice. "Now, what did ya need me for?" Goofball pointed to Weegee, who was still in shock at what happened.
"Oh, him? He'll be no problem at all." Liam said, waving his hand dismissively, as he walked over to Weegee, a bottle of Irish scotch inexplicibly appearing in his right hand. The leprechaun took a heavy swig from the brown bottle, and quickly became roaring drunk. "SO, YOU'VE BEEN GIVIN' ME NEPHEW A HARD TIME, HAVE YOU?!?! WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME LUCK O' THE IRISH, YA CREEPY BASTARD!!" Liam shouted directly in the creepy man's face. He then started to do an Irish jig, almost mesmerizing Weegee. Suddenly, he stopped, and a large iron pot full to the brim with gold coins, fell on top of the creepy man. Liam then walked back to Goofball and did a little bow. "Hey, thanks for the help, Uncle Liam!" the cartoon madman said to the leprechaun. "Anything for me only nephew. Feel free to call me again anytime." Liam said to Goofball, before taking off his hat, crawling inside it, and disappearing.
Goofball let out a satisfied chuckle as his opponent laid there like a turtle on its back. However, he knew that he would need help to defeat Weegee, so he took out a large fountain pen, and pressed the button at the top, pushing the tip out. He then violently jerked the pen forward, shooting out a good amount of black ink, which made a rather messy puddle on the floor. The cartoon madman then smirked to himself as he rolled up his sleeves, and reached his left arm deep inside the puddle, as though he was searching for something.
Or more accurately, someone.
The cartoon madman finally grabbed onto something, and slowly pulled it out, just as Weegee was starting to get up. The creepy man was caught by surprise by what Goofball took out. It was a rather short man, no taller than three feet, dressed in a green bowler hat and jacket, with black, buckled shoes. The short man also had fiery red hair, with an equally red beard, and a small brown pipe hanging out of his mouth, blowing thick clouds of grey smoke in the air.
"Hiya, Uncle Liam O'Chuckles!" Goofball greeted the short man. "Ah, Goofball. How's me fav'rit nephew?" Liam asked in a heavy Irish accent. "Um, I'm your only nephew, Uncle Liam." the cartoon madman replied matter-of-factly. "See? Ya win by default." Liam answered in a cheerful tone of voice. "Now, what did ya need me for?" Goofball pointed to Weegee, who was still in shock at what happened.
"Oh, him? He'll be no problem at all." Liam said, waving his hand dismissively, as he walked over to Weegee, a bottle of Irish scotch inexplicibly appearing in his right hand. The leprechaun took a heavy swig from the brown bottle, and quickly became roaring drunk. "SO, YOU'VE BEEN GIVIN' ME NEPHEW A HARD TIME, HAVE YOU?!?! WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME LUCK O' THE IRISH, YA CREEPY BASTARD!!" Liam shouted directly in the creepy man's face. He then started to do an Irish jig, almost mesmerizing Weegee. Suddenly, he stopped, and a large iron pot full to the brim with gold coins, fell on top of the creepy man. Liam then walked back to Goofball and did a little bow. "Hey, thanks for the help, Uncle Liam!" the cartoon madman said to the leprechaun. "Anything for me only nephew. Feel free to call me again anytime." Liam said to Goofball, before taking off his hat, crawling inside it, and disappearing.
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Two completly different people battling. This is gonna be fun.
Weegee layed on the ground, a heavy gold-filled pot on his back. Weegee tried to move, but the pot was too heavy. Weegee pushed himself to roll on his side, in an attempt to make the pot fall.
"Beep beep, comin' through!" Goofball came driving by in a 1967 VW Beetle, that was a dark black with a waxy shine. The car sped by Weegee, splattering mud on his face. Weegee lowered his head onto the ground to avoid the mud.
"Daww, I got mud on my car! Ah well." Goofball took out a rag from under his hat and spit on it. He then wiped down the car with the rag and tossed it over his shoulder. It landed on Weegee's big nose, which made him mad.
Weegee lifted the big heavy pot and lunged it at Goofball. stars flew as it connected with the back of Goofball's head. Goofball's eyes popped out in front of him. The pot fell and crushed the veichle. He turned around and faced Weegee.
"Hey, I was cleaning my car!" Goofball shook his fist at the creepy man. Weegee just stared.
Weegee layed on the ground, a heavy gold-filled pot on his back. Weegee tried to move, but the pot was too heavy. Weegee pushed himself to roll on his side, in an attempt to make the pot fall.
"Beep beep, comin' through!" Goofball came driving by in a 1967 VW Beetle, that was a dark black with a waxy shine. The car sped by Weegee, splattering mud on his face. Weegee lowered his head onto the ground to avoid the mud.
"Daww, I got mud on my car! Ah well." Goofball took out a rag from under his hat and spit on it. He then wiped down the car with the rag and tossed it over his shoulder. It landed on Weegee's big nose, which made him mad.
Weegee lifted the big heavy pot and lunged it at Goofball. stars flew as it connected with the back of Goofball's head. Goofball's eyes popped out in front of him. The pot fell and crushed the veichle. He turned around and faced Weegee.
"Hey, I was cleaning my car!" Goofball shook his fist at the creepy man. Weegee just stared.
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Goofball glared at Weegee. How dare this man ruin his car? He knew he had to do something, and fast. But what? Suddenly, the cartoon madman had an idea.
Goofball turned to Weegee, a Cheshire Cat grin on his face. "Hey, buddy, do you like to play basketball?" the cartoon madman asked the strange man. Weegee said nothing, just continued to stare into space. Goofball then snapped his fingers, and suddenly, they were in the middle of a high school gym, with basketball courts on either side of it. Goofball then spun around Looney Tunes-style, and when he stopped, he was clad in a basketball jersey with "00" printed in big print on the back, gym shorts, and high-top sneakers. The cartoon madman then grabbed the strange man, squished him up into a ball shape, dribbled him for a little while, then ran towards the basketball goal on the right side of the gym. As soon as he came close to the goal, Goofball crouched down, jumped a good 10 feet in the air, brought Weegee behind his head, and slammed him into the basketball goal, nothing but net. Goofball started to breakdance to celebrate his slam dunk, as Weegee stayed on the ground, still curled up into a ball.
Goofball turned to Weegee, a Cheshire Cat grin on his face. "Hey, buddy, do you like to play basketball?" the cartoon madman asked the strange man. Weegee said nothing, just continued to stare into space. Goofball then snapped his fingers, and suddenly, they were in the middle of a high school gym, with basketball courts on either side of it. Goofball then spun around Looney Tunes-style, and when he stopped, he was clad in a basketball jersey with "00" printed in big print on the back, gym shorts, and high-top sneakers. The cartoon madman then grabbed the strange man, squished him up into a ball shape, dribbled him for a little while, then ran towards the basketball goal on the right side of the gym. As soon as he came close to the goal, Goofball crouched down, jumped a good 10 feet in the air, brought Weegee behind his head, and slammed him into the basketball goal, nothing but net. Goofball started to breakdance to celebrate his slam dunk, as Weegee stayed on the ground, still curled up into a ball.
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Weegee rolled towards the breakdancing cartoon madman. Goofball saw that Weegee was attempting to sneak over to him,and he kicked Weegee away like a soccer ball. Weegee flew into a wall. The force of the collision knocked Weegee back into his regular form. Goofball laughed at Weegee who was sprawled on the floor.
"What's the matter? Tired already?" Goofball laughed.
Weegee raised his legs up then slammed them down, hitting Goofball in the head. Goofball staggered and fell backwards. He looked up and saw Weegee looming above him.
"What's the matter? Tired already?" Goofball laughed.
Weegee raised his legs up then slammed them down, hitting Goofball in the head. Goofball staggered and fell backwards. He looked up and saw Weegee looming above him.
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Goofball quickly got up, dusted himself off, and glared at Weegee. "So that's how ya wanna play, huh?" the cartoon madman quipped as he spun around once more, only this time, he emereged as a huge, musclebound man with short black hair, brown boots, ripped blue jeans, and massive muscles protruding from every portion of his body. The man had biceps the size of cannonballs, pecs that prominently jutted out from his chest, and generally EXTREMELY buff.
"Hello, puny girly-man." the man spoke in an accent VERY similar to Arnold Schwarzenwhosits. "I am Chuck McLoofle, and I'm going to pump," the man clapped his hands together for emphasis, "YOU UP!" he finished as he brought out a comically large punching bag, and held it back. "Alright, you puny pantywaist, let's start with boxing." He then threw the massive punching bag forward, where it slammed right into Weegee's face, sending him flying backwards, right into a large black bench press, with Chuck's scowling face looming right above him. "Now it's time to work on your pitifully puny pectoral muscles." Chuck announced to Weegee, as he grabbed the 200 pound barbell and dropped it directly on the strange man's chest, causing his eyes to literally pop out of his head, Tex Avery-style before going back into their respective sockets.
"This is no time to dawdle, it's time for the medicine ball." Chuck declared, grabbing Weegee by the arm and dragging him to the middle of the gym. Suddenly, Chuck took out a large medicine ball, which strangely had some large bulges in it. "I took the liberty of putting lead in this ball, to add some extra weight." Chuck explained, as he threw the ball over Weegee's head, where it predictably fell like the proverbial rock and landed on Weegee's head. Weegee laid there on the ground, two birds flying above his head. Chuck then spun around again, and revealed himself to be Goofball!
"Hello, puny girly-man." the man spoke in an accent VERY similar to Arnold Schwarzenwhosits. "I am Chuck McLoofle, and I'm going to pump," the man clapped his hands together for emphasis, "YOU UP!" he finished as he brought out a comically large punching bag, and held it back. "Alright, you puny pantywaist, let's start with boxing." He then threw the massive punching bag forward, where it slammed right into Weegee's face, sending him flying backwards, right into a large black bench press, with Chuck's scowling face looming right above him. "Now it's time to work on your pitifully puny pectoral muscles." Chuck announced to Weegee, as he grabbed the 200 pound barbell and dropped it directly on the strange man's chest, causing his eyes to literally pop out of his head, Tex Avery-style before going back into their respective sockets.
"This is no time to dawdle, it's time for the medicine ball." Chuck declared, grabbing Weegee by the arm and dragging him to the middle of the gym. Suddenly, Chuck took out a large medicine ball, which strangely had some large bulges in it. "I took the liberty of putting lead in this ball, to add some extra weight." Chuck explained, as he threw the ball over Weegee's head, where it predictably fell like the proverbial rock and landed on Weegee's head. Weegee laid there on the ground, two birds flying above his head. Chuck then spun around again, and revealed himself to be Goofball!
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Weegee was suffering massive head trauma. Weegee had to pull out the big guns now. His large blue eyes shone with fury directed towards the manaiacal cartoon man. Weegee squatted down, his arms at 90 degree angles at his sides. Goofball stared as Weegee began to shake rapidly.
"Er... Did I hit you on the head too hard?" Goofball looked confused.
But Weegee was just charging his attack. Weegee vaulted off of the ground and flew straight at Goofball, a trail of smoke behing him. Weegee's head collided with Goofballs stomach. Goofball flew upwards, engulfed in flames.
"Er... Did I hit you on the head too hard?" Goofball looked confused.
But Weegee was just charging his attack. Weegee vaulted off of the ground and flew straight at Goofball, a trail of smoke behing him. Weegee's head collided with Goofballs stomach. Goofball flew upwards, engulfed in flames.
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Goofball, being almost completely insane, did not even scream out in pain as the flames covered his body. In fact, he found the fire rather cozy. The cartoon madman looked over at Weegee and smirked. "Hey, thanks. I was feeling a draft." he quipped.
Goofball's expression then turned serious. "Why do we have to fight? Why can't we discuss our issues over some tea?" the cartoon madman said as he pulled out a large, blue teapot and cup, pour the hot beverage in the cup, and sip it. Suddenly, Goofball's eyes went wide as he rudely spat the hot camomile tea right into Weegee's face. "BLEEEEEHHHHH!!!!! This tea is bitter! Who the hell drinks this ****!?" Goofball ranted, not even noticing that Weegee's face was covered in tea. Suddenly, the cartoon madman noticed that the strange man's face was covered in tea. "Oh, I'm sorry. Here, have some sugar with your tea. You want one lump or two?" Goofball said as he pulled out a large mallet and hit Weege over the head with it repeatedly. When he stopped, the strange man had several lumps on his head.
Goofball's expression then turned serious. "Why do we have to fight? Why can't we discuss our issues over some tea?" the cartoon madman said as he pulled out a large, blue teapot and cup, pour the hot beverage in the cup, and sip it. Suddenly, Goofball's eyes went wide as he rudely spat the hot camomile tea right into Weegee's face. "BLEEEEEHHHHH!!!!! This tea is bitter! Who the hell drinks this ****!?" Goofball ranted, not even noticing that Weegee's face was covered in tea. Suddenly, the cartoon madman noticed that the strange man's face was covered in tea. "Oh, I'm sorry. Here, have some sugar with your tea. You want one lump or two?" Goofball said as he pulled out a large mallet and hit Weege over the head with it repeatedly. When he stopped, the strange man had several lumps on his head.
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Weegee was begining to get pissed off at Goofball. He was just taking all the pain, like he was some sort of masochist sponge. He looked at Goofball, who was making a better batch of tea. Weegee needed a plan against this madman. For now, he could just attach and counter...
"Ah, the tea is done! Would you like some now, creepy Luigi clone? Goofball was wearing a long lacy dress and an apron around it. He smiled politely, his big buckteeth potruding from his mouth. Weegee sat at a circular brown table, and Goofball placed the cup in front of Weegee. Goofball sat at the opposite end and took a sip. Weegee just stared. Goofball looked up at Weegee with big sad eyes.
"What's the matter? You don't like it? But I made it with love!"
"..."
Weegee stood up and flipped over the table. The table hit Goofball and he fell back out of his chair onto the floor. Weegee lifted his foot and stomped on Goofballs stomach. Goofball grabbed Weegee's leg after a few stomped and twisted it. Weegee spun through the air and landed on the ground. Weegee caught himself before he hit the ground.
"Playing dirty, eh? Well, two can play at THAT game!" Goofball kicked Weegee in the stomach while he was down.
"HAAHAHAHAA!" Goofball swung his foot again, but Weegee wasn't there.
"Eh? Where'd you go?"
A hand grabbed Goofball's shoulder. Goofball spun around and he was facing Weegee eye to eye. Goofball's eyes widened as Weegee rammed his fist into his stomach. A loud "KREEEEEEEEEEEN" shattered the silence. Weegee jumped and brought Goofball into the air with his fist.
"Ah, the tea is done! Would you like some now, creepy Luigi clone? Goofball was wearing a long lacy dress and an apron around it. He smiled politely, his big buckteeth potruding from his mouth. Weegee sat at a circular brown table, and Goofball placed the cup in front of Weegee. Goofball sat at the opposite end and took a sip. Weegee just stared. Goofball looked up at Weegee with big sad eyes.
"What's the matter? You don't like it? But I made it with love!"
"..."
Weegee stood up and flipped over the table. The table hit Goofball and he fell back out of his chair onto the floor. Weegee lifted his foot and stomped on Goofballs stomach. Goofball grabbed Weegee's leg after a few stomped and twisted it. Weegee spun through the air and landed on the ground. Weegee caught himself before he hit the ground.
"Playing dirty, eh? Well, two can play at THAT game!" Goofball kicked Weegee in the stomach while he was down.
"HAAHAHAHAA!" Goofball swung his foot again, but Weegee wasn't there.
"Eh? Where'd you go?"
A hand grabbed Goofball's shoulder. Goofball spun around and he was facing Weegee eye to eye. Goofball's eyes widened as Weegee rammed his fist into his stomach. A loud "KREEEEEEEEEEEN" shattered the silence. Weegee jumped and brought Goofball into the air with his fist.
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Goofball got up off the ground and put a hurt expression on his face. "*Sniffle* I slave over a hot stove all day, and this is how you repay me?!" the cartoon madman sobbed, tears coming to his eyes. Suddenly, Goofball's expression changed to anger. "FINE! NO TEA FOR YOU! Here's something I learned from watching anime! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!" the cartoon madman shouted as long, whip-like nosehair protruded from his proboscis (sp?). Goofball then charged past Weegee, the nose hairs hitting the strange man on the way. Suddenly, the cartoon madman and Weegee froze, with Goofball and Weegee somehow suspended in the air, as is typical in most anime. "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR! I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT!" Goofball screamed, as an image of the large blue teapot from before appeared in the background.
Then, the two men were able to move again, as Goofball fell on the ground, crouched slightly, with his left hand placed on the ground in front of him. Weegee, however, fell to the ground directly behind Goofball with a loud THUD, as a large dust cloud formed where the strange man landed.
Then, the two men were able to move again, as Goofball fell on the ground, crouched slightly, with his left hand placed on the ground in front of him. Weegee, however, fell to the ground directly behind Goofball with a loud THUD, as a large dust cloud formed where the strange man landed.
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Direct continuation. 
From the large dust cloud came several green fireballs, which flew in a straight path. One hit Goofball in the back of the head. Goofball turned to see Weegee emerging from the top of the cloud, his hands flaming. Weegee swung his arms in succession, left then right, throwing fireballs at Goofball. Goofball ran in a circle around Weegee, each fireball hitting the floor behind him. Weegee knew what Goofball was doing, and threw a fire ball at the path in front of Goofball. Goofball staggered and fell face first into the small fire protrusion.
From the large dust cloud came several green fireballs, which flew in a straight path. One hit Goofball in the back of the head. Goofball turned to see Weegee emerging from the top of the cloud, his hands flaming. Weegee swung his arms in succession, left then right, throwing fireballs at Goofball. Goofball ran in a circle around Weegee, each fireball hitting the floor behind him. Weegee knew what Goofball was doing, and threw a fire ball at the path in front of Goofball. Goofball staggered and fell face first into the small fire protrusion.
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Goofball quickly got out of the fire and looked himself over with a smirk. "Hey, look, I'm Richard Pryor!" the cartoon madman remarked. Goofball then spun around for the umpteenth time, and when he stopped, not only was he no longer on fire, he was now clad in a large red firefighter's helmet, a heavy yellow jacket, and black rubber boots.
"Alright, alright, I am Chief Greenfield, I heard there was a fire?" The fire chief shouted as he took out a comically large fire hose and turned it on to full blast. Chief Greenfield then "accidentally" pointed the hose in Weegee's direction, which slammed the creepy internet meme into a nearby wall, with the water still pressing into him. Eventually, the chief turned off the hose, and Weegee dropped onto the ground, his back aching and soaking wet.
Meanwhile, Chief Greenfield was roasting a large marshmallow under one of Weegee's small green flames. Suddenly, the delicious white treat burst into flames, making the fire chief jump up and throw the stick holding the marshmallow far away, where it hit Weegee, which caused the creepy man to burst into flames. Chief Greenfield saw this, and ran over to where Weegee was trying to roll the flames out, raised his right boot up, and stomped on the creepy man. After a while, the flames finally went out, and the chief stopped, turned to the audience, and flashed a bright smile. "And remember, kids, only YOU can prevent forest fires!" the chief advised, as the camera cut to the still smoking Weegee, who was now charred completely black.
"Alright, alright, I am Chief Greenfield, I heard there was a fire?" The fire chief shouted as he took out a comically large fire hose and turned it on to full blast. Chief Greenfield then "accidentally" pointed the hose in Weegee's direction, which slammed the creepy internet meme into a nearby wall, with the water still pressing into him. Eventually, the chief turned off the hose, and Weegee dropped onto the ground, his back aching and soaking wet.
Meanwhile, Chief Greenfield was roasting a large marshmallow under one of Weegee's small green flames. Suddenly, the delicious white treat burst into flames, making the fire chief jump up and throw the stick holding the marshmallow far away, where it hit Weegee, which caused the creepy man to burst into flames. Chief Greenfield saw this, and ran over to where Weegee was trying to roll the flames out, raised his right boot up, and stomped on the creepy man. After a while, the flames finally went out, and the chief stopped, turned to the audience, and flashed a bright smile. "And remember, kids, only YOU can prevent forest fires!" the chief advised, as the camera cut to the still smoking Weegee, who was now charred completely black.