Bar Brawl 3.0

[VG_Addict]

*I watch as Kev desecrates the American Flag, showing such blatant disregard for our nation's greatest symbol. Enraged, I walk up to where Kev is, bring my left hand back, and punch through the Union Jack, where my fist slams into Kev's face on the other side. While Kev is covering his face with his hands, I tear off what's left of the flag part of the Union Jack, leaving me with the pole part, which I jam through Kev's eye and force through the back of his head*

[Red]

*Takes a salt shaker and sprinkles salt in Kev's wound*

[Maximum Spider]

*With the American flag destroyed, Max S decides to use the Austrailian flag instead.*

[Red]

*Orders a round of Root Beer Floats*

[Gabriel]

*vomits at the site of Kev's hideous wound, then uses a magic spell to bring him to life again*

[Red]

*burps*

[Pyropunk]

*walks in*

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...

*walks out*

[DarkZero]

*Throws update at Mushman, dealing 100 emotional damage*

[Minukelsus]

MUHAHAHAHA ONCE AGAIN I WALK AMONG YOU INSUFFERABLE DIRTY PEASANTS AT WILL AND FOR THAT I OWE A TREMENDOUS DEBT OF GRATITUDE TO MY HONOURABLE FRIEND GABRIEL RODRIGUEZ FOR REVIVING ME!!!1!

^^^^ You know, man. That's the second time you've assisted me I believe. Again, very much appreciated, good sir!

Right, time for sweet vengeance against VG_A for showing complete disrespect towards the Union Jack, and more importantly, my Queen and country. Such undignified behaviour against the motherland will not be tolerated! Oh no sir... ;)

*Takes a Royal dump on the golden throne and wipes my dashingly pompous behind on the American Flag with great satisfaction*

Yeaaaah!

[Maximum Spider]

*Max S marches in, dressed in a colonial soldier's outfit, shoots Kev several times with a good ol' fashion American Made Revolutionary War-styled rifle in an American Made revenge for the destruction of the American flag previously.*

*Max S then takes the precious tea of the British and dumps it in to the harbor outside via his American Made battle ship.*

[Red]

*Hits Kev with chair*

[DarkZero]

*hits chair with Kev*

[Red]

*Hits floor with face*

[DarkZero]

*hits the books*

[Red]

*Throws cans of laughing gas everywhere*

[DarkZero]

*is immune to laughter*

[Red]

*Stabs DarkZero with cheese*

[Gabriel]

*Stabs Mushman with the air*

[Red]

*eats the now bloody cheese*

[Greenmarioman]

Luigiman casts Firaga!

*bar catches fire*