Bar Brawl 3.0

[SpaceNose]

Rip's off MM's nose (300.5 damage) and throws it at DZ doing 6,000 damage (MM has a big nose!).

[Red]

*Mush Man stabs Space Nose with a knife(where he keeps all his vital organs)*

[VG_Addict]

*VGA smashes a TV over MM's head, dealing 200 1/2 damage*

[Jere]

*Jere plugs in the electronic that is currently ontop of MMs head*

Now for the happy times

*Turns TV on Dealing Burn and chock damage 300 HP*

[Red]

*eats the TV*

[DarkZero]

*TV eats Mush from the inside*

[Red]

*dies*

[DarkZero]

*cries*

[Red]

*Decomposes*

[Jere]

*Takes a bottle throws it at Disgrace soaking him in liquor*

Quit sobbing start bopping sissy.

*Lights a match*

Light a man a fire and he will be warm for some hours, put a man on fire and he will be warm his whole life.

*Disgrace goes whoof, fire damage 100hp each post*

[DarkZero]

*DZ's skin absorbs the liquor*

*DZ gets drunk and transforms into Semi-Super DarkZero*

[Jere]

Ohh bugger

*Equips black sunglasses, badassery boosts 30%
Equips black skin jacket, defence boosts 25 points Baddasery boosts 30%
Equips Thorn jeans Agility boosts 15 points badassery boosts 10%
Equips cowboyboots kicks boosts 10 ponts, badassery boosts 10%
Black hat equiped Badassery boosts 20%*

Now we are talking

*shoulder tackle Semi-Super DarkZero out a window*

[SpaceNose]

*pokes decomposed Mushman*

[Red]

*Mush Man takes this oppertunity to use his extra life, he trips darkZero, poors a bucket of lighter fluid on him, and lights it dealing +600 damage *

[DarkZero]

*is now Flaming Semi-Super DarkZero*

[Red]

*grabs fire extinguisher and Smashes it over Flaming Semi-Super DarkZero's head, getting foam everywhere*

[DarkZero]

*is now Foamy Flaming Semi-Super DarkZero*

[SpaceNose]

*Smashes table on DZ*

[VG_Addict]

*Hits SN in the face with a beer keg, dealing OVER 9000 damage*

[Red]

* Shoves VGA's head into a meat grinder and turns it on dealing 9999999999999999-545615611 damage*