Bar Brawl 3.0

VG_Addict · #21

*VGA goes Super, flies over to DZ and kicks him in the stomach, dealing 15 damage, and sending him into the wall, dealing 5 more damage*

Red · #22

*Mush Man's puke acid finishes eating away at VGA and he is gone*

*Grabs the now loose Smash ball*

VG_Addict · #23

*Regenerates*

Hey, didn't you read Nomyt's post? No one-shot kills!

*Drops an anvil on MushMan's head Looney Tunes-style, dealing 40 damage*

Red · #24

Who shot you?

VG_Addict · #25

No one.

*VGA breaks a beer bottle over MushMan's head, dealing 20 damage*

Nomyt · #26

VG_Addict wrote: OOC: Hey Nomyt, shouldn't we all have HP or something?

Probably. I've not read the rules in the first Bar Brawl. I just like adding "dealing ???Hit points worth of damage". Usually if it's a proper fight on here we do. But I think BB has just become a joke fighting thread.

No one-shot kills! = No *Mush Man's puke acid finishes eating away at VGA and he is gone* kill move. We've all got unlimited HP, I think.

*and closes Rule book and bitchslaps Mush man with it Dealing 50 hp with it. Move is super effective.*

DarkZero · #27

*DZ unleashes Final Smash anyway, dealing all damage*

Red · #28

*eats the thread killing everyone in it*

VG_Addict · #29

OK, what part of NO ONE-HIT KILLS DID YOU HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING?!?!?!?!!?

*Bodyslams MushMan through the bar, dealing 200 damage*

OOC: No, I meant like the old Battle Board fights.

DarkZero · #30

*kills VGA in 16 hits*

There, happy?

Red · #31

^^I didn't have trouble understanding, thanks, but it's kind off boring if you can't kill people every few seconds.

*Stabs self in heart, and then stands there bleeding everywhere*

VG_Addict · #32

*Rips off DZ's legs and beats him with them, dealing 500 damage*

Red · #33

*takes out knife and stabs VGA in the chest* dealing 10-1+99-56+9110-1500 damage

VG_Addict · #34

*Does Geno Whirl on MushMan, dealing 9999 damage*

Red · #35

*takes a bite of the 9999 damage, chews it, and spits it out*

Yuck, next time get better tasting damage.

Nomyt · #36

Mush Man of Doom! wrote:^^I didn't have trouble understanding, thanks, but it's kind off boring if you can't kill people every few seconds.

*Stabs self in heart, and then stands there bleeding everywhere*

Since there is only four or five of you guys fighting. This topic would die itself pretty quickly. More the merrier. Oh and here's a mop for that blood.

*Slams mop into Mush's face dealing 1000 damage* What. Don't look at me like that. It's an iron mop.

Red · #37

*Pulls out a pistol and shoots VGA twice in the head killing him*

Jere · #38

*Finaly enters the fight, uses pool cue on Docs head*

Maximum Spider · #39

*Is still Super*

SpaceNose · #40

*eats cheese healing 1,000,000,000,000 health*