Bar Brawl 2.0

[VG_Addict]

*VGA magically comes back to life and gives MS a Tombstone Piledriver onto a beer keg*


*VGA then gives Kev a Stone-Cold Stunner*

[Maximum Spider]

* Max S beats the living **** out of Mush Man with a signapore cane*

[Minukelsus]

*I miraculously counter VGA's Stone-Cold Stunner with a tres cool Spinebuster*

*I then gain possession of a signapore cane, and ME 'n' Max S quite literally beat the livin' shades of absolute **** out of both Mush Man 'n' VGA for joyous kicks*

[DarkZero]

*disguises self as ostrich, then attacks Kev from behind*

If you're wondering why I disguised myself as an ostrich, well, I can't tell you.

[Mr. Ginger BALLZ]

beat the crap out of anybody who is in my way to get a beer, and hit them with the beer i bought

[Minukelsus]

^ You what? Not a chance mate! The beer is rightfully mine.....sucka!

*Full Nelsons Mr. Ballz into submission--then delivers a well-executed power bomb, followed thereafter with a nicely done DDT*

^^ Don't worry about it, DZ. I seem to have that effect on people, mayhaps!

[VG_Addict]

Hey Kev, need some help?


*Gives Ginger a nicely-executed German Suplex*

[Red]

*hides in the back and drinks beer*

[Soisy]

good idea

[Red]

*drinks more beer*

[Minukelsus]

^^^^ Yeah sure, help is always appreciated, VGA!


*Kev hoists Mush Man upon his manly shoulders in preparation for VGA to execute a quite devastating Doomsday Device from atop the Slot Machine.....we have ultimate carnage, and miraculously, a lucky Jackpot*

[Red]

*The "real" Mush Man walks in the bar and slaps Kev with a dead fish*

[Perrin Aybara]

Beer me!

-jay

[DarkZero]

*throws beer glass at Jay*

[Minukelsus]

^ Refill my Godly Tankard!

[Red]

*slaps Kev with a dead fish, again*

[VG_Addict]

*VGA jams some of the toothpicks in Mush Man's eyes*

[Red]

*explodes killing everyone within a 10 year radius*

[VG_Addict]

*Teleports to 2030 so the explosion doesn't affect him*

[Red]

*Mush Man's dead body lands in the year 2030*