Bar Brawl 2.0

[Red]

It's about time we had another Bar Fight.

*Smashes chair over the next poster's head*

[Soisy]

*dodges and pulls out a .357 only to realize there are no bullets left*
FACEPALM

[Red]

LOL fool.

*Grabs a bottle of Jack Danels, drinks it, and hurls it at you*

[Soisy]

*does a 180 so none of the puke hits skin, then grabs an empty bottle and chucks it at him*

[Red]

*does a 180 so none of the puke hits skin, then grabs an empty bottle and chucks it at him*

I meant the bottle not it's contents, but whatever.

*breaks off a chair leg and beats Ninja Dude with it*

[Soisy]

oooooooooooh

*karate chop that breaks the chair leg, then does an arm-bar, breaking Mush's right arm*

[Red]

ARGH!!! you shouldn't have done that.

*whips out a double-barrel shotgun and shoots Ninja in the face*

[Soisy]

ninjastic shotgun-proof face shield

[VG_Addict]

*VGA comes in and breaks a bottle of vodka over Mushman's head*

[Red]

Shoulda seen that coming.

*reloads and shoots VGA's nonshotgun-proof face*

[VG_Addict]

*VGA grabs a pool cue and jams it through Ninja Dude's eye*

[Soisy]

if its shotgun proof, it can take a pool cue

[Red]

Mind if I sit out for awhile?

*Sits down next to the drunk in the corner, fixes up a spilt for my arm, and orders a Root Beer Float*

[Soisy]

me too, sits in front of TV to watch TDI

--be back at 10, going to take a bath--

[Red]

*Mush Man (who's arm has completely healed) grabs his empty bottles, and starts chucking them at VGA*

[Soisy]

taking advantage of the oportunity, i pull out my crossbow and fires at mush

[Red]

*Ninja forgot to load his crossbow*

[Soisy]

AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FAIL for ninja

[Red]

*Jumps over the bar and begins throwing bottles at Ninja*

[Soisy]

*flips over table and hides behind it*