Dr. Diet Thunder: Well, we better vote for Wario then. There's no choice.
???: NOT SO FAST.
DDT: Who speaks!?
???: It is I, the caped crusader, Lar-err, Mask de Koopa!
DDT: Mask de Koopa!? The one who saved President Churro from an assassination attempt!?
MaskdeKoopa: ...No, that was someone else.
DDT: ...the one who destroyed the servers of World of Mariocraft?
MdK: ...someone else...
DDT: Wait, are you the one who kidnapped the children!?
MdK: That was Wario.
DDT: Oh, yeah. What HAVE you done?
MdK: I fight crime. Have you noticed the crime drop rate?
DDT: Uh, no, not really...
MdK: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED.
DDT: Sorry. Anyway, why are you here?
MdK: I'm here...to report I have saved some of the children.
DDT: Really?
MdK: Really. I am Mask de Koopa, the caped crusader who moves quicker then that Sonic guy.
DDT: Incredible! How can we re-pay you!?
MdK: No need to. I'm already supported by Larry Koopa. Who supports me and my crime-stopping ways with...um...hydra cardboard! The most powerful cardboard! That Larry guy is pretty cool, which is why he's running for NC President.
DDT: Who the heck is Larry Koopa?
MdK: The Koopling who was the first boss of SMB3?
DDT: I thought that was Iggy.
MdK: You're thinking of SMW. Anyway, here are the children I saved!
Child1: I WANT MY MOMMY.
Child2: I WENT POOPOO IN MY DIAPER.
Child3: 'eh, why was I kidnapped!? I'm no child! I'm atleast 16!
DDT: Nice.
MdK: I'm not done yet. Wario split up the children into different groups! I must save all of the children! For I am Larr-er, Mask de Koopa! Huzzah!
*MdK leaps out window*
MdK: Also, Larry Koopa is awesomeeeeeeee!
DDT: I still don't know who this Larry guy is, but that Mask de Koopa guy was pretty cool. So, uh, who's children are these? Anyone want to take them?
...TO BE CONTINUED.
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Mask de Koopa!
MdK: That's me!
Mushman: ...uh...why did you just yell out, "That's me!" all of a sudden.
MdK: Instinct.
MM: Right. Well, I can't let you touch these criminals!
MdK: Tsk, tsk Mushman.
MM: Huh?
MdK: You're not watching them: they're watching you! You are the demo-err, criminal.
MM: Wha? Since when?
MdK: You've been charged with the identity theft of the other Mushman.
MM: Gah! The one who hired me to watch these criminals!? No, wait, the one who hired the children to watch me!?
MdK: ...uh, yeah, that.
MM: My mind is blown.
MdK: Might as well make it easier for the children to watch you by switching places with them.
MM: Good idea!
*Mushman and the children switch places*
MM: Make sure I don't escape, children.
MdK: Well, um...they have to go somewhere else. So, you just stay here.
MM: Where do they have to go?
MdK: Um...coal mines! They have to go to the coal mines! The coal mines...that are under attack! They must stop the attackers!
MM: Well, I guess that makes some sense. I will make sure I don't leave.
MdK: Good. Mask de Koopa and children...away!
*Mask de Koopa's rolls away with children in a giant ball*
MM: That guy seems nice. Mask de Koopa, was it? Yeah, nic-oh, wait a minute! He tricked me! But I won't let him get away! Take this, you cage!
*Mushman starts punching the cage*
MdK: Mushman is a copyright of Mushman. That Mushman is then owned by Omega Mushman, creator of the mushvoid. Yeah.
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Wario: The Masked Koopa rescued another group!?
Mushman: Yeah, apparently Mushman couldn't protect it.
Wario: Stop talking in third person!
Mushman: I'm not.
Wario: Oh.
MdK: That's me!
Mushman: ...uh...why did you just yell out, "That's me!" all of a sudden.
MdK: Instinct.
MM: Right. Well, I can't let you touch these criminals!
MdK: Tsk, tsk Mushman.
MM: Huh?
MdK: You're not watching them: they're watching you! You are the demo-err, criminal.
MM: Wha? Since when?
MdK: You've been charged with the identity theft of the other Mushman.
MM: Gah! The one who hired me to watch these criminals!? No, wait, the one who hired the children to watch me!?
MdK: ...uh, yeah, that.
MM: My mind is blown.
MdK: Might as well make it easier for the children to watch you by switching places with them.
MM: Good idea!
*Mushman and the children switch places*
MM: Make sure I don't escape, children.
MdK: Well, um...they have to go somewhere else. So, you just stay here.
MM: Where do they have to go?
MdK: Um...coal mines! They have to go to the coal mines! The coal mines...that are under attack! They must stop the attackers!
MM: Well, I guess that makes some sense. I will make sure I don't leave.
MdK: Good. Mask de Koopa and children...away!
*Mask de Koopa's rolls away with children in a giant ball*
MM: That guy seems nice. Mask de Koopa, was it? Yeah, nic-oh, wait a minute! He tricked me! But I won't let him get away! Take this, you cage!
*Mushman starts punching the cage*
MdK: Mushman is a copyright of Mushman. That Mushman is then owned by Omega Mushman, creator of the mushvoid. Yeah.
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Wario: The Masked Koopa rescued another group!?
Mushman: Yeah, apparently Mushman couldn't protect it.
Wario: Stop talking in third person!
Mushman: I'm not.
Wario: Oh.
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MM: Stop there, Mask de Koopa!
MdK: I told you, these children have to go to the coal mines!
MM: Not another word...evil doer!
MdK: Seems like the truth has not reached you yet...
MM: What?
MdK: Mush Man...you have been chosen to sacrifice yourself to save the world.
MM: Really? Woah.
MdK: Yep, stand right there. I'll get the sacrificial tools.
MM: Alright, be quick.
Wario: We've got you now, Mask de Koopa! Go, Wario Lobster!
*Wario Lobster falls from the sky, crushing Mush Man. Then it breaks*
Wario: ...you're kidding me.
MM: Sorry, sir. We needed money from the campaign, so we were unable to perfect the Wario Lobster.
Wario: Ugh.
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MdK: Children! Distract him while I save the others! Some of you may be lost...but go do it!
Silence: ...
Child1: blahblahblah
Child2: blahblahblah
Child3: blahblahblah
MdK: I've saved the children here! Lt's go, remaining children!
Silence: ...
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Wario: That Mask de Koopa! He will never get past my last guard! Bwahahahahahah...
MdK: I told you, these children have to go to the coal mines!
MM: Not another word...evil doer!
MdK: Seems like the truth has not reached you yet...
MM: What?
MdK: Mush Man...you have been chosen to sacrifice yourself to save the world.
MM: Really? Woah.
MdK: Yep, stand right there. I'll get the sacrificial tools.
MM: Alright, be quick.
Wario: We've got you now, Mask de Koopa! Go, Wario Lobster!
*Wario Lobster falls from the sky, crushing Mush Man. Then it breaks*
Wario: ...you're kidding me.
MM: Sorry, sir. We needed money from the campaign, so we were unable to perfect the Wario Lobster.
Wario: Ugh.
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MdK: Children! Distract him while I save the others! Some of you may be lost...but go do it!
Silence: ...
Child1: blahblahblah
Child2: blahblahblah
Child3: blahblahblah
MdK: I've saved the children here! Lt's go, remaining children!
Silence: ...
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Wario: That Mask de Koopa! He will never get past my last guard! Bwahahahahahah...
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MdK: Curses! Perhaps I should have taken action sooner. But I have eyes everywhere...I will find out where the kids are now...
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Wario: So, you moved them here?
Mushman: There's plenty of security, so it's good.
Wario: What's that giant eye doing floating over there?
Mushman: Huh? I don't see any giant floating eyes...
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Wario: So, you moved them here?
Mushman: There's plenty of security, so it's good.
Wario: What's that giant eye doing floating over there?
Mushman: Huh? I don't see any giant floating eyes...
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Wario: Great scott! Is Executrain running for office!?
Mushman: I dunno.
Wario: They might be spying on us for no apparent reason, trying to discover campaign secrets!
Mushman: Somehow, I doub-
Wario: No one asked you for your opinion! To the Wariocopter!
Mushman: We don't have a Wariocopter.
Wario What about a t-
Mushman: No thank either. We have a buggie, though.
Wario: Uh, I don't think I will, um...
Mushman: What?
Wario: I don't think...
Mushman: Just pit it out!
MdK: HE THINKS HE'S TOO FAT!
Wario: Well, yea-Mask de Koopa!?
Mushman: Mask de Koopa!?
MdK: Mask de Koopa!?
RandomChild: Mask de Koop-
Wario: Shut up! That's getting irritating. It was only funny when I did it.
Mushman: It was never funny.
Wario: ANYWAY, how did you find us, Mask de Koopa!?
MdK: That giant floating eye distracted you, while I sent a giant floating nose in.
Mushman: ...what?
Wario: Yeah, seriously? A nose? Couldn't you have sent another eye or something?
MdK: No. Stop criticizing me! Anyway, I'm here to save the children! Move it tubby, and ...um, tally!
Wario: I didn't know I was tall.
Mushman: He was talking about me.
MdK: No, I was talking about that thief over there. The really tall one.
Wario: A thief!? Go, Mushman!
Mushman: Bu-
Wario: GODSPEED.
*Mushman runs to where the thief is, while sighing*
MdK: Looks like I have to get past you...
*Wario rams into Mask de Koopa*
Wario: Haha! End of the line, Mask de Koopa!
MdK: Drats! Now what? What would bro do?
Roy: Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!
MdK: ...alright!
*Mask de Koopa rises*
Wario: You done yet...?
MdK: Bro is retconned! But on my mask, within my shell, he continues to jam on!
Wario: Huh?
MdK: Shoveling a hole to pierce the underworld...even in my birth, I can shovel on. And if I can beak through, it's my victory!
Wario: Uh...what are you talking about?
MdK: Who the heck do you think I am? I'm Larry. Not my bro, Roy. I am myself! Larry the shoveler!
Wario: So, you're going to do this the hard way...Wario Ram!
*Wario tries to ram into Mask de Koopa, but is...stopped!?*
Mushman: That technique!
*Mask de Koopa throws two pairs of red glasses at Wario, somehow trapping him*
MdK: Mega...SHOVEL...SHATTERER!
*Mask de Koopa pulls out a huge shovel, and smashes it over Wario's head*
Wario: Ouch. *Wario collapses onto the floor*
Mushman: Um, that was...strange.
MdK: I'll be taking those children now...
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And so, Mask de Koopa returned all of the children to their proper places. He disappeared, continuing his life of crime-halting...
...until he was sued by Gainax. He went to court for a few months, but the case was thrown out, and he continued fighting crime. And stuff.
Mushman: I dunno.
Wario: They might be spying on us for no apparent reason, trying to discover campaign secrets!
Mushman: Somehow, I doub-
Wario: No one asked you for your opinion! To the Wariocopter!
Mushman: We don't have a Wariocopter.
Wario What about a t-
Mushman: No thank either. We have a buggie, though.
Wario: Uh, I don't think I will, um...
Mushman: What?
Wario: I don't think...
Mushman: Just pit it out!
MdK: HE THINKS HE'S TOO FAT!
Wario: Well, yea-Mask de Koopa!?
Mushman: Mask de Koopa!?
MdK: Mask de Koopa!?
RandomChild: Mask de Koop-
Wario: Shut up! That's getting irritating. It was only funny when I did it.
Mushman: It was never funny.
Wario: ANYWAY, how did you find us, Mask de Koopa!?
MdK: That giant floating eye distracted you, while I sent a giant floating nose in.
Mushman: ...what?
Wario: Yeah, seriously? A nose? Couldn't you have sent another eye or something?
MdK: No. Stop criticizing me! Anyway, I'm here to save the children! Move it tubby, and ...um, tally!
Wario: I didn't know I was tall.
Mushman: He was talking about me.
MdK: No, I was talking about that thief over there. The really tall one.
Wario: A thief!? Go, Mushman!
Mushman: Bu-
Wario: GODSPEED.
*Mushman runs to where the thief is, while sighing*
MdK: Looks like I have to get past you...
*Wario rams into Mask de Koopa*
Wario: Haha! End of the line, Mask de Koopa!
MdK: Drats! Now what? What would bro do?
Roy: Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!
MdK: ...alright!
*Mask de Koopa rises*
Wario: You done yet...?
MdK: Bro is retconned! But on my mask, within my shell, he continues to jam on!
Wario: Huh?
MdK: Shoveling a hole to pierce the underworld...even in my birth, I can shovel on. And if I can beak through, it's my victory!
Wario: Uh...what are you talking about?
MdK: Who the heck do you think I am? I'm Larry. Not my bro, Roy. I am myself! Larry the shoveler!
Wario: So, you're going to do this the hard way...Wario Ram!
*Wario tries to ram into Mask de Koopa, but is...stopped!?*
Mushman: That technique!
*Mask de Koopa throws two pairs of red glasses at Wario, somehow trapping him*
MdK: Mega...SHOVEL...SHATTERER!
*Mask de Koopa pulls out a huge shovel, and smashes it over Wario's head*
Wario: Ouch. *Wario collapses onto the floor*
Mushman: Um, that was...strange.
MdK: I'll be taking those children now...
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And so, Mask de Koopa returned all of the children to their proper places. He disappeared, continuing his life of crime-halting...
...until he was sued by Gainax. He went to court for a few months, but the case was thrown out, and he continued fighting crime. And stuff.
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X-3 wrote: He disappeared, continuing his life of crime-halting...
...until he was sued by Gainax. He went to court for a few months, but the case was thrown out, and he continued fighting crime. And stuff.
After escaping the threat of being thrown into prison Larry stops wearing a mask and being a mysterious koopa.
@X-3: Nice story. Could only be funnier if you put it into some comix.
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