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Why People Like Wario:
Why do people like this lovable loser? Glad you asked.
Why do people like this lovable loser? Glad you asked.
- Determination- He tries, and tries, and tries, but can never seem to get his own castle. And when he does, something always happens and he loses it. Go fig.
- Clothing- Mario is Red/Blue, Luigi is Green/Blue and Wario is Purple/Yellow. Gotta love different people. I wonder the tailor is who makes all of those funky overalls.
- Mustaches- Mario's is a little curved, Luigi's is a little bumpy, and Wario's is all over the place. Is that cool or what.
- Shoes- Have you ever noticed his shoes? They are curved like jester shoes!
- Mystery- Is he Evil to the extreme, or just confused? The world may never know. Also, why does he shrink at the end of SML3.
- Size- You thought Mario was fat, just look at Wario in the NP comix!
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Lemmy's first interview:
Welcome to NC Nightly News! I'm Brian Bullet Billiams, and tonight, investigative journalist extraordinaire Travis McToad will be interviewing Lemmy Koopa, candidate for president of NC.
McToad: Here I am standing with Lemmy Koopa in front of his small business, the Koopa Kafe. Lemmy, tell me about this venture.
Lemmy: Well, after Iggy and I retired from the Super Smash Stadium, we decided we wanted to open our own business. So we got the ol' gang back together and decided it was time we remake our image into community friendly Koopas. So we built the Koopa Kafe and began serving typical diner fare to tourists and locals alike in NC land. Business is always booming and we're rated a perfect 30 in Zagat's for friendly service.
McToad: It seems like you have no regrets then.
Lemmy: Well, there's one. Recently, the Mushroom Kingdom enacted the Spread your Food Around Tax, which is really a "Mario Tax" on all restaurants except Mario's Deep Fried Pasta (a fast food chain, mind you). This forces all restaurants to give away, for free, food worth 50% of all the profits they make to Mario....so he can eat it and put us out of business! Small, family owned restaurants such as ours are losing profits because Mario is being greedy! But I said it's time for change, and I will bring that change by taking on this unfair tax and RECINDING it.
McToad: You seem to be very concerned about the local populace AND the economy. What about the environment?
Lemmy: Well, ever since King "DAD" (he's not our dad anymore, we disowned him when he had Bowser Jr). chose to use Bowser Jr. over us, we decided it was time we stop being villains and just being ordinary, caring citizens. With my leadership, we founded "Koopas for a Klean Planet." We have worked to undo the damage our biological father and Bowser Jr. caused to the Mushroom Kingdom. We are residents here too, and we believe it is the right thing to do to care about the environment.
McToad: What about the issue of Neglectedness?
Lemmy: As a character who has been not only neglected, but RETCONNED, I am proud to be a champion of all those who have been Neglected. I have met many faces over the years who feel oppressed. Besides my six siblings, I worked with Geno, Kamek, Pauline, Stanley the Bugman, and others. I also work to stop neglect of other Nintendo series. Reggie Fils-Aime, for instance, is going out of his way to deny the existence of the Mother-Earthbound series. These are some of my favorite games, and I can tell you I participated in Starmen.net's "PK Call'N" to convince Nintendo to get those games released, and the ESRB rated Earthbound for the Virtual Console soon after, so I'm no slouch when it comes to trying to make change.
McToad: And what about Foreign Policy?
Lemmy: NC Land has a land border with Squaresoftland, which has in the past four years become an oppressive, despotic nation ruled by Cloud Strife. We have seen many of our favorite characters become tossed aside, and things like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children saw a grander release party and more publicity than Final Fantasy XII. I was furious at this, and I was furious they released AC with Kingdom Hearts II, which continued to promote FFVII, VIII, and X, and ignore the great games you grew up with: Final Fantasies I, IV, V, VI, and Chrono Trigger. I sponsored, in NC Congress, sanctions if they continued to ignore the plight of the characters in these games, many of whom now live in poverty. And we said ports alone would not be enough. We said Square had to become the pre-1997 Square, and we are proud to announce they are taking steps-albeit slowly-in the right direction. Once again, I proved I can get things done.
McToad: Thank you for your time.
Lemmy: Thank you. And to all of you voters out there, know this: I know you and I walk the streets with you. I know what your concerns are and will do all I can to bring you what you want. Lemmy is a man of the people, and is a foe of corruption and destruction. Only one candidate has the balls to make ANY real progress, and I'm that candidate.
-CSM
Welcome to NC Nightly News! I'm Brian Bullet Billiams, and tonight, investigative journalist extraordinaire Travis McToad will be interviewing Lemmy Koopa, candidate for president of NC.
McToad: Here I am standing with Lemmy Koopa in front of his small business, the Koopa Kafe. Lemmy, tell me about this venture.
Lemmy: Well, after Iggy and I retired from the Super Smash Stadium, we decided we wanted to open our own business. So we got the ol' gang back together and decided it was time we remake our image into community friendly Koopas. So we built the Koopa Kafe and began serving typical diner fare to tourists and locals alike in NC land. Business is always booming and we're rated a perfect 30 in Zagat's for friendly service.
McToad: It seems like you have no regrets then.
Lemmy: Well, there's one. Recently, the Mushroom Kingdom enacted the Spread your Food Around Tax, which is really a "Mario Tax" on all restaurants except Mario's Deep Fried Pasta (a fast food chain, mind you). This forces all restaurants to give away, for free, food worth 50% of all the profits they make to Mario....so he can eat it and put us out of business! Small, family owned restaurants such as ours are losing profits because Mario is being greedy! But I said it's time for change, and I will bring that change by taking on this unfair tax and RECINDING it.
McToad: You seem to be very concerned about the local populace AND the economy. What about the environment?
Lemmy: Well, ever since King "DAD" (he's not our dad anymore, we disowned him when he had Bowser Jr). chose to use Bowser Jr. over us, we decided it was time we stop being villains and just being ordinary, caring citizens. With my leadership, we founded "Koopas for a Klean Planet." We have worked to undo the damage our biological father and Bowser Jr. caused to the Mushroom Kingdom. We are residents here too, and we believe it is the right thing to do to care about the environment.
McToad: What about the issue of Neglectedness?
Lemmy: As a character who has been not only neglected, but RETCONNED, I am proud to be a champion of all those who have been Neglected. I have met many faces over the years who feel oppressed. Besides my six siblings, I worked with Geno, Kamek, Pauline, Stanley the Bugman, and others. I also work to stop neglect of other Nintendo series. Reggie Fils-Aime, for instance, is going out of his way to deny the existence of the Mother-Earthbound series. These are some of my favorite games, and I can tell you I participated in Starmen.net's "PK Call'N" to convince Nintendo to get those games released, and the ESRB rated Earthbound for the Virtual Console soon after, so I'm no slouch when it comes to trying to make change.
McToad: And what about Foreign Policy?
Lemmy: NC Land has a land border with Squaresoftland, which has in the past four years become an oppressive, despotic nation ruled by Cloud Strife. We have seen many of our favorite characters become tossed aside, and things like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children saw a grander release party and more publicity than Final Fantasy XII. I was furious at this, and I was furious they released AC with Kingdom Hearts II, which continued to promote FFVII, VIII, and X, and ignore the great games you grew up with: Final Fantasies I, IV, V, VI, and Chrono Trigger. I sponsored, in NC Congress, sanctions if they continued to ignore the plight of the characters in these games, many of whom now live in poverty. And we said ports alone would not be enough. We said Square had to become the pre-1997 Square, and we are proud to announce they are taking steps-albeit slowly-in the right direction. Once again, I proved I can get things done.
McToad: Thank you for your time.
Lemmy: Thank you. And to all of you voters out there, know this: I know you and I walk the streets with you. I know what your concerns are and will do all I can to bring you what you want. Lemmy is a man of the people, and is a foe of corruption and destruction. Only one candidate has the balls to make ANY real progress, and I'm that candidate.
-CSM
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Just some feedback.
@Wario: I REALLY loved your running refrigerator joke. That was incredibly funny
Although I'm a bit disappointed you changed your point of view about the children. Hell, you're a Radical Extremist! Show it!
@Lemmy: Love your slogan. "He's got the balls to lead" Great
Hope to see some funny comix from you the next week, we all know you can do it.
@Luigi: Nice idea with Kevin
But don't destroy the joke by trying to explain it in five posts.
I'm very excited of the things that will come. May the best one win
@Wario: I REALLY loved your running refrigerator joke. That was incredibly funny
Although I'm a bit disappointed you changed your point of view about the children. Hell, you're a Radical Extremist! Show it!
@Lemmy: Love your slogan. "He's got the balls to lead" Great
Hope to see some funny comix from you the next week, we all know you can do it.
@Luigi: Nice idea with Kevin
But don't destroy the joke by trying to explain it in five posts.I'm very excited of the things that will come. May the best one win
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