I made up these ones:
* Kain Highwind is allergic to Potions. Not that it's ever come up.
* Kain Highwind jumped over the Cultists' Tower once, while having a little obstacle race.
* Kain Highwind knows something of cages.
* When Zidane gets mad, he turns into his Trance form. When he gets really mad he turns into Kain Highwind.
* Last year, Kain got bored and decided to do some random encounters. The result: FFXII has no random encounters.
* Mind-controlled? Kain was only trying to bone Rosa!
* And the real reason Ultimecia was trying to compress time was to finally do more than "play" Rosa.
* Kain Highwind has a higher post count than any user here. You better believe it or else.
* The reaper is always just a step behind Kain Highwind...
* Kain Highwind knocked you all down.
* You need helluva lot more than balls of steel to challenge Kain Highwind.
* Kain Highwind's got Rydia whipped.
* Antlions are quite tame. If you're Kain Highwind.
* "You should not have come here. In the name of all dragonkind, I shall grant you the death you desire. I am the dealer of destruction...I am the font from which fear springs... I am Kain Highw- er,I am Kaiser...And your time is at end."
* Aeris, Aerith, it doesn't matter. Kain does them both.
* Teamwork means staying out of Kain Highwind's way.
* "BADASS" -Fujin, on Kain Highwind.
* Kain Highwind will shatter your delusions of grandeur. And your caps. And your shins.
* Kain Highwind could've stopped Odin and Bahamut himself, but he was too busy rebuilding Burmecia by hand.
* "World very simple place. World only have two things: things Kain can kill and things Kain already killed."
* Kain Highwind once killed a hundred knights single-handedly, while at the same time having the eggs and bacon Beatrix made for him for breakfast.
* Kain Highwind is the trouble maker, after all.
* Kain Highwind is the leading man.
* Curiosity didn't kill Cait Sith. Kain did.
* Each time Sephiroth calls for his mommy it's because he feels Kain Highwind is near.
* Sephiroth was really trying to summon Kain Highwind, but all he got was Meteor.
* A wizard didn't do it. Kain did.
* There is no justice, there's only Kain
* Kain does unto others as he does unto thee.
* Kain Highwind IS WATCHING BIG BROTHER.
* Kain Highwind can toss a dwarf.
* The Ancients are all but extinct because Kain was originally going to make a cameo in FFVII...
* You don't need a reason to fear Kain Highwind.
* Kain Highwind once met a Ronso. He put a collar around its neck and took it for a walk.
* The only thing that can defeat Kain Highwind is a clone of himself armed with a blitzball. What? blitzballs r teh awesome lolololol!!!11
* This guy are sick because he mess with Kain Highwind.
* Kain Highwind killed Solar Plexus.
* Kain Highwind divided by zero and got the answer right.
* Kain Highwind can STILL kick your ass.
* The Statues didn't create magic, Kain did.
* Every other Dragoon seeks to be like Kain, yet upon seeing the real thing are instantly flayed by the badassery.
* Kain Highwind is never late nor is he early...he arrives precisely when he means to.
* If Kain ever tried out for SOLDIER, he will make it. Period.
* Everyone tried to be like Kain Highwind. They only got their butt whooped by Kain Highwind.
* Squall became a lone wolf not because Ellone left him, but because Kain Highwind has stolen her away from him
* Kain was the Fayth for Yuna's Final Aeon. This is why Sin isn't coming back.
* Titan didn't cause the avalanche in Mist. Kain did when he landed from his Jump on Rydia.
* The Ragtime Mouse asked Kain a question. He attacked the Ragtime mouse and was correct.
* Kain once solved the puzzles in the Temple of the Ancients, and when the Temple got smaller and smaller, it eventually crumbled around him.
* Kain called Locke a thief, and then ripped Locke's lungs out.
-CSM
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