Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[Infernal Dragoon]

I mash "Power On" and after some bone-grinding sounds LuWeegeeman comes out in cube form. I take the Thingy from his hand and drive away in a moter-shopping cart.

[VG_Addict]

You get stuck in the carpet and are unable to move. I take the Thingy and go to Booster's Tower.

[Jailbreaker]

I put dynamite at the base of the tower, and it blows up. I then get the thingy amputated off of my leg. Then I clone the thingy and give one to whoever is reading this. Then he/she blows up because it is really an explosive. I take the REAL thingy and feed it to the long-forgotten BEAFON NEWDLES. Then out of courtesy I don't eat Beafon and instead trap him on a distant planet trillions of light years away.

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7:Come on, droids! Faster! If we dont find the Thingy, who knows what will happen?!

I'm back on my base on Mercury at the main computer room, now in complete and utter chaos, computer programming droids rushing back and forth computers flashing different windows at the speed of light. Then suddenly the main screen switches to a galactic map that zooms to the Thingy's exact location, Star Wars Battlefront style.

GF7:Thats it! The Thingy is there!

Droid: Sir, how can you be so sure that's the Thingy... It could be the Omnitrix as far as we-

GF7:That's the system, and I'm sure the Thingy is there. Prep the Icy Claw for flight and set a course to the Forbidden System. Commander 1337, prepare your men... Droids...

One hyperspace jump later, The Icy Claw hovers over the unidentified planetoid. I get into my Pyro GX and fly to the surface. Tracking the Thingy's energy signature, I land in an strange and ancient temple. A few dropships land with about 3 squadrons of Battle Droids and we all find a strange circle of strange symbols with a crystal glowing strangley. I walk closer when suddenly it glows even brighter and shatters. When my eyes recover from the ensuing flash I see BEAFON NEWDLES staring back at me! The Thingy's powers within him already mutated him into an enormous monster.

GF7:Looks like we're too late... The only way to get the Thingy is by killing him... Terminator Squadron, Sentinel Squadron, Dragonzord Squadron, are you with me?

Commander 1337:Sir, we were manufactured ready!

GF7:Good! Now LETS GET HIIIIIIIIIM!

Commander 1337:Roger, Roger!

To be continued by another person... (I love doing that :P )

[Jailbreaker]

That's a rotten lie you're a tweeter. And that's just an explopsive clone, so you blow up too.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I changed the post after I saw you posted before me. See for yourself.

[Jailbreaker]

I see. Well, You blow up anyway just cause I feel like it.

[Greenmarioman]

While you guys are arguing, I take the thingy and jump down a hole.

[Apiary Tazy]

You are eaten by a grue, because it be dark in that hole....yo.

The Thingy is inside the Grue.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I go into the hole and the I hear some growling, I turn on my flashlight and I see a grue that falls over dead (Grue's one weakness is light). I take the Thingy from its remains and the huge rupee from the treasure chest behind its corpse. Then I go to Jailbreaker and blow him up for ruining a good story.

Grounder:Big deal, noone likes them anyway.

GF7:*Punches Grounder in da noggin* SILENCE!!!

[VG_Addict]

I sneak up behind you and slit your throat. I take the Thingy and go to Forest Maze.

[Infernal Dragoon]

The Forest Maze is extremley difficult to navigate. But it's easy for me to find VGA thanks to my Thingy Scouter. I sneak up and stab him in the back, then take the Thingy and go to Rose Town.

[Jailbreaker]

I go into the hole and the I hear some growling, I turn on my flashlight and I see a grue that falls over dead (Grue's one weakness is light). I take the Thingy from its remains and the huge rupee from the treasure chest behind its corpse. Then I go to Jailbreaker and blow him up for ruining a good story.

Grounder:Big deal, noone likes them anyway.

GF7:*Punches Grounder in da noggin* SILENCE!!!

you're right, I ruined your story. Sorry...

My english teacher summons chuck norris (Guess who's better) and he..



MMMKAY my text image won't show but anyway he smashes up everything in town except the thingy.

[Vapor]

I sneak up behind Jailbreaker, nab the Thingy, and drive away in my Badass Pimped-out Psychedelic Hobo Schoolbus.

[Jailbreaker]

At least I'm alive... UNLIKE YOU! The USAF launches an attack on that bus.

Wait, according to my location I'm dead...

[Blake]

I lay down cal traps on the road ahead of Vapor who cannot brake in time to avoid them. The bus flips on its side and begins to slide towards me. Being me, I just stand there and watch as the bus slides towards me. Obviously, the bus comes to a complete halt within inches in front of me like in the movies. I climb up the side of the bus, throw Vapor out of the bus and take the thingy.

[Greenmarioman]

No you don't. I take it. and jump out a plane.

[Jailbreaker]

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Splat.- Luigiman

Roll roll roll- Thingy

Catch- JB

[Greenmarioman]

*reform*

I kick Jailbreaker in the butt while he was bending over to pick up the thingy and I take the thingy and laugh in JB's face and go to nowhere

[Jailbreaker]

I run away crying and fall off a cliff.