Sin continued to tear at Qual's face, making an evil laugh. Qual started laughing as well, but Sin chalked it up to general craziness. When Sin was done, he was shocked to find under Qual's face....was a Golden Mask. Qual laughed harder as he got behind Sin and punched him in the back, sending him flying into the air. Qual followed and grabbed Sin's head and leg putting his legs on Sin's stomach. They hit the ground, with a large thud. Then Qual picked Sin up and wrapped his arms around his opponent's arms and turned himself around and slammed Sin back aon the ground. Qual pulled him back up and kneeled. Then he slammed Sin's knees down on Qual's leg, causing a grotesque crack. Then Qual grabbed Sin's waist and bent backwards slamming Sin back onto the ground. Then Qual jumped into the air and slamed into Sin's waist with his head.
Sin got back up, and attempted to push Qual, but he grabbed the punch and extended Sin's fingers as if he was shaking his hand. Then Sin screamed in pain, as if Qual has iflicting Sin's hand with an inhuman pain. Finally, Qual grabbed Sin's Shoulders and spun him around and around. Qual let go and watched as he flew into the air. Qual jumped and grabbed Sin's foot, making him face downwards. Suddenly he sped downwards, and Sin landed on Bass's Head, slamming them both down to the ground. Qual then jumped up and hit both of their heads with his knee. "Hell's Nine Point Seal" said Qual, exclaiming his move to the world. Qual's face appeared back on his head, as well as the arm he had lost. He turned to both of the fighter and laughed at their attempt to double team him. "Let me give you a math lesson. "1+1 equals 2. 1/2 +1 however only equals 1, because the half isn't doing anything. I'll give you a chance to figure out what's wrong with your team."
Qual looked up to see the scarecrow with his scythe still in Bass. "Oh. Hey dude." said Qual
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The strange pitchfork-wielding madman's attack went through Bass's torso. Not so deep as he held it back with one arm but he was out of it. The pitchfork was slowly gaining groung on Bass' insides. Bass knew that, for some reason, at least temporarily, his foe was invincible. After a short struggle the glittery aura dissipated
Now is the time. He activated the mine he placed as a, perhaps final, trap which was just behind Ven.
OoC: Hrm. I type slow but we posted at the same time. *coughs*
OoC: Hrm. I type slow but we posted at the same time. *coughs*
The strange pitchfork-wielding madman's attack went through Bass's torso. Not so deep as he held it back with one arm but he was out of it. The pitchfork was slowly gaining groung on Bass' insides. Bass knew that, for some reason, at least temporarily, his foe was invincible. After a short struggle the glittery aura dissipated
Now is the time. He activated the mine he placed as a, perhaps final, trap which was just behind Ven.
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Bob layed bleeding on the floor, in severe pain. Ven was back. Bob desperatly needed help. He reached into his pocket and puled out the regenerating liquid. Bob took a few sips. His back started to look better, but then Nightshade noticed him. Nightshade fired at Bob. Bob held up his sword which deflected the bullets and hit Sin in the leg.
Sin's leg was now covered with blood. Heck, his whole body was covered with blood. The back of Bob's head and torso was now fully healed. Bob still felt weak, but he was able to fight. Bass set off a mine which was behing Ven. The mine blew up and Ven was hit. He flew forward and right into a tree.
Bob was trying to decide who to take out. He decided to lay low for a little while. Bob inspected his area, trying to think of a plan. Bob saw things all around that were over looked. The burning helicopter, Sins dagger on the floor, pipes and blocks... "Thats it!" Bob suddenly had a plan. Bob moved into a vacant area surrounded by trees.
Bob looked up and saw blocks. Bob jumped and bashed a few. A Fire Flower, an bunch of coins, a Mini Mushroom... and thats it. Bob came back to the field where the fight was being held. He threw the coins like frisbees. A few hit Ven, some hit Sin and Bass, and one hit Qual. Bob then picked up the dagger on the floor and rammed it into Sin's back. Then Bob kneed him in the stomach and jumped on his back.
Bob launched him self off of Sin's back and rammed into Bass. Bob opened Bass's mouth and put the Mini Mushroom in. Bass began to shrink... until he was as big as Bob's shoe. Bob did the first thing that popped into his mind - stepped on Bass. Bob picked up some coins for later.
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Bob layed bleeding on the floor, in severe pain. Ven was back. Bob desperatly needed help. He reached into his pocket and puled out the regenerating liquid. Bob took a few sips. His back started to look better, but then Nightshade noticed him. Nightshade fired at Bob. Bob held up his sword which deflected the bullets and hit Sin in the leg.
Sin's leg was now covered with blood. Heck, his whole body was covered with blood. The back of Bob's head and torso was now fully healed. Bob still felt weak, but he was able to fight. Bass set off a mine which was behing Ven. The mine blew up and Ven was hit. He flew forward and right into a tree.
Bob was trying to decide who to take out. He decided to lay low for a little while. Bob inspected his area, trying to think of a plan. Bob saw things all around that were over looked. The burning helicopter, Sins dagger on the floor, pipes and blocks... "Thats it!" Bob suddenly had a plan. Bob moved into a vacant area surrounded by trees.
Bob looked up and saw blocks. Bob jumped and bashed a few. A Fire Flower, an bunch of coins, a Mini Mushroom... and thats it. Bob came back to the field where the fight was being held. He threw the coins like frisbees. A few hit Ven, some hit Sin and Bass, and one hit Qual. Bob then picked up the dagger on the floor and rammed it into Sin's back. Then Bob kneed him in the stomach and jumped on his back.
Bob launched him self off of Sin's back and rammed into Bass. Bob opened Bass's mouth and put the Mini Mushroom in. Bass began to shrink... until he was as big as Bob's shoe. Bob did the first thing that popped into his mind - stepped on Bass. Bob picked up some coins for later.
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Nightshade let out a low grunt as the cannonball slammed into his chest. The force of the impact was so great that he clenched his teeth together as a small stream of blood flew out of his mouth. Still clutching his chest, Nightshade looked around and saw Sin and Bass attempting to team up on Qual, only to get swatted away like flies. The trench-coated man sighed and teleported to where the three were fighting.
Immediately after teleporting there, Nightshade turned to Sin and Bass and shook his head at them in disappointment. "You two aren't gonna beat ANYONE fighting like that. Let me show you how it's done." Nightshade said to them. Nightshade then turned to Qual and smirked. "Ready for Round 2?" the trench-coated man asked to the demon-man, already knowing the answer.
Immediately after teleporting there, Nightshade turned to Sin and Bass and shook his head at them in disappointment. "You two aren't gonna beat ANYONE fighting like that. Let me show you how it's done." Nightshade said to them. Nightshade then turned to Qual and smirked. "Ready for Round 2?" the trench-coated man asked to the demon-man, already knowing the answer.
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[strike]FACE[/strike] Bob looked around for more blocks. He walked into a town that was completly on fire. Bob ran into a shop and looked around. He found an Ice Flower. He are(?) the flower and turned into Ice Bob. His hoodie turned Blue-Green. Bob put out the fire with his new ice powers. The toads thanked him and gave him a Mega Mushroom. Bob went back to the battlefield and took out his (now) Ice sword.
Since Nightshade and Qual were fighting, Bob went after Bass. He took the sword and swung it through the air, letting out an icy wind. Bass jumped to avoid it, and he came down fast and landed on Bob. Bass started to punch Bob, but Sin interuppted and Kicked Bass away. "This man is all mine..." Sin began to punch Bob over and over. Bob struggled to get away, but thanks to [strike]REVENGE[/strike] Bass, Bob was able to get out. Bass turned blue and shot an ice wall which pinned Sin on a pipe.
Since Nightshade and Qual were fighting, Bob went after Bass. He took the sword and swung it through the air, letting out an icy wind. Bass jumped to avoid it, and he came down fast and landed on Bob. Bass started to punch Bob, but Sin interuppted and Kicked Bass away. "This man is all mine..." Sin began to punch Bob over and over. Bob struggled to get away, but thanks to [strike]REVENGE[/strike] Bass, Bob was able to get out. Bass turned blue and shot an ice wall which pinned Sin on a pipe.
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Qual turned over to Nightshade and smiled. "It's about time I got to fight someone who wasn't a complete punk". Nightshade readied his crowbar and attempted to swing his crowbar, but it got deflected by the spiky tentacle. Nightshade then sings his fist into Qual's stomach, who recoils, taking Nightshade with him. Qual's non tentacle fist starts to glows, and with it Qual pushes Nightshade into the ground.
Qual turned over to Nightshade and smiled. "It's about time I got to fight someone who wasn't a complete punk". Nightshade readied his crowbar and attempted to swing his crowbar, but it got deflected by the spiky tentacle. Nightshade then sings his fist into Qual's stomach, who recoils, taking Nightshade with him. Qual's non tentacle fist starts to glows, and with it Qual pushes Nightshade into the ground.
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Nightshade promptly got up off the ground and smirked at Qual. "Nice tentacles. You gonna use 'em to rape innocent schoolgirls?" he quipped as he delivered a hard punch to Qual's jaw, leaving a good-sized bruise.
"You're not the only one who can use toon force, you know." Nightshade continued. "Let me show show you what I can do." And with that, Nightshade and Qual teleported into the middle of a field.
Other than the two fighters, the field was completely empty, with acres of dark green grass and clear blue skies. Nightshade took a moment to take in the beauty of the field before turning to Qual.
"Prepare to face the very embodiment of evil. Something so evil, so sinister, that even Satan himself soils himself at the mere mention of its name!" the trench-coated man growled to Qual. The demon-man's face contorted into an expression of fear. "Oh NO!" Qual shouted. "Oh YES!" Nightshade quickly replied. "Prepare to feel the power of fangirls!"
As soon as Nightshade uttered these words, a deafening sound resembling that of thunder shattered the serenity. Suddenly, an entire army of fangirls stampeded into the field. One of them, presumebly the leader, pointed at Qual. "OMG! It's Qual-kun!" the parade of prepubescant pre-teens all shrieked in unison as several of them glomped the demon-man. Qual threw a few of them off, but with every fangirl he threw off, two more took its place. Qual was soon overwhelmed and collapsed on the ground. The demon-man quickly got up, only to be engulfed in a sea of fangirls. Some tried to glomp him, others smothered him with Qual plushies, and still others showed him their NightshadexQual fanfiction. Qual tried to escape the fangirls, but it was all in vain, as they refused to let him go anywhere.
Finally, the fangirls had their fill of Qual, and vanished into thin air. Qual still laid there, unconcious. His ears were still bleeding from the excessive screaming from the fangirls, and he had permanent mental scars from having to read crappy fanfiction. Nightshade walked over to Qual and smirked. "I hope you learned not to underestimate me." the trench-coated man quipped to the still-unconcious demon-man as he teleported them back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Nightshade promptly got up off the ground and smirked at Qual. "Nice tentacles. You gonna use 'em to rape innocent schoolgirls?" he quipped as he delivered a hard punch to Qual's jaw, leaving a good-sized bruise.
"You're not the only one who can use toon force, you know." Nightshade continued. "Let me show show you what I can do." And with that, Nightshade and Qual teleported into the middle of a field.
Other than the two fighters, the field was completely empty, with acres of dark green grass and clear blue skies. Nightshade took a moment to take in the beauty of the field before turning to Qual.
"Prepare to face the very embodiment of evil. Something so evil, so sinister, that even Satan himself soils himself at the mere mention of its name!" the trench-coated man growled to Qual. The demon-man's face contorted into an expression of fear. "Oh NO!" Qual shouted. "Oh YES!" Nightshade quickly replied. "Prepare to feel the power of fangirls!"
As soon as Nightshade uttered these words, a deafening sound resembling that of thunder shattered the serenity. Suddenly, an entire army of fangirls stampeded into the field. One of them, presumebly the leader, pointed at Qual. "OMG! It's Qual-kun!" the parade of prepubescant pre-teens all shrieked in unison as several of them glomped the demon-man. Qual threw a few of them off, but with every fangirl he threw off, two more took its place. Qual was soon overwhelmed and collapsed on the ground. The demon-man quickly got up, only to be engulfed in a sea of fangirls. Some tried to glomp him, others smothered him with Qual plushies, and still others showed him their NightshadexQual fanfiction. Qual tried to escape the fangirls, but it was all in vain, as they refused to let him go anywhere.
Finally, the fangirls had their fill of Qual, and vanished into thin air. Qual still laid there, unconcious. His ears were still bleeding from the excessive screaming from the fangirls, and he had permanent mental scars from having to read crappy fanfiction. Nightshade walked over to Qual and smirked. "I hope you learned not to underestimate me." the trench-coated man quipped to the still-unconcious demon-man as he teleported them back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
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"WHAT THE S**T WAS THAT?!" Yelled Qual as he attempted to get up. "Where did you learn that?!"
"Somewhere" exclaimed Nightshade.
"....alright, Kid Gloves? They're off." said Qual as the Tenacles pulled back into Qual's Arm leaving the Lightsaber. Qual's stance changed, and sunglasses appeared on his face.
"I wanna be number one. How's that?" Said Qual, speaking in a voice that's not his own " Short and simple enough for you? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass... Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whaddaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this." Qual turned to the right into the Sun "And for you there holding the Wii Remote right now... Just press the A Button. Let the bloodshed begin."
Qual ran full force into Nightshade. The Teen blocked Qual's overhead slash with his crowbar, but Qual's strength pushed him back. "GOGOGO" yelled Qual as he broke Nightshade's guard. Qual slashes Nightshade across the stomach, causing blood to come out in a short sputter. Qual slashed at Nightshade several times, each one not doing any outward damage, but it still hurt. Nightshade suddenly felt dizzy and saw two birds circling over him. Qual grabbed Nightshade and suplexed him, which hurt more than it should have.
"It's open mic night in hell" said Qual. "Sing all you want down t- WHOA WHOA." Qual sttod back at what he said. The Sunglasses dissappeared. Qual shook his head and regained his surroundings. He regained his original stance, ignoring what just happened.
"Somewhere" exclaimed Nightshade.
"....alright, Kid Gloves? They're off." said Qual as the Tenacles pulled back into Qual's Arm leaving the Lightsaber. Qual's stance changed, and sunglasses appeared on his face.
"I wanna be number one. How's that?" Said Qual, speaking in a voice that's not his own " Short and simple enough for you? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass... Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whaddaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this." Qual turned to the right into the Sun "And for you there holding the Wii Remote right now... Just press the A Button. Let the bloodshed begin."
Qual ran full force into Nightshade. The Teen blocked Qual's overhead slash with his crowbar, but Qual's strength pushed him back. "GOGOGO" yelled Qual as he broke Nightshade's guard. Qual slashes Nightshade across the stomach, causing blood to come out in a short sputter. Qual slashed at Nightshade several times, each one not doing any outward damage, but it still hurt. Nightshade suddenly felt dizzy and saw two birds circling over him. Qual grabbed Nightshade and suplexed him, which hurt more than it should have.
"It's open mic night in hell" said Qual. "Sing all you want down t- WHOA WHOA." Qual sttod back at what he said. The Sunglasses dissappeared. Qual shook his head and regained his surroundings. He regained his original stance, ignoring what just happened.
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Nightshade slowly got up to his feet and glared at Qual. "It's time to end this." he growled as he teleported behind Qual and punched him in the kidneys. Qual let out a low grunt as Nightshade continued his assault on the demon-man's kidneys, gradually draining his energy until Qual slumped over on the ground.
Nightshade wasted no time as he grabbed Qual's right foot by the ankles and, with a lightning-fast motion, snapped the demon-man's foot. Qual let out a cry of pain as the trench-coated man picked him up by the hair and jabbed the blunt end of his crowbar into the demon-man's neck, just missing his throat. Qual opened his mouth to cry out in pain, but all that came out was a muffled gurgle as he kneeled on the ground, holding his still-bleeding neck.
Nightshade wasted no time as he grabbed Qual's right foot by the ankles and, with a lightning-fast motion, snapped the demon-man's foot. Qual let out a cry of pain as the trench-coated man picked him up by the hair and jabbed the blunt end of his crowbar into the demon-man's neck, just missing his throat. Qual opened his mouth to cry out in pain, but all that came out was a muffled gurgle as he kneeled on the ground, holding his still-bleeding neck.
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Wow, could that guy fight? Sin almost admired this teen. Who could fight that well with a crow bar? And suprisingly, it appeared that girls were Qual's weakness. Sin would have to have a duel with this guy soon.
"You send fan-girls." Sin pointed to Nightshade. "You can....cook." Sin pointed to Qual. "And you can....um...light stuff on fire." Sin pointed to Ven. "But, I too have some advantages!!!"
OOC: This is just for fun. The real Sin character wouldn't do this./
There was some sort of....background music.
Go go, Power Rangers
Go go Power Rangers
Go go POWER RANGERS!!!
GOOOOO!!!!
The same lyrics repeated, with awesome guitar music. Or....a keyboard imitating real instruments...
Four teenagers appeared, who weren't acting there age.
"Unicorn Power!!" a girl exclaimed.
"Monkey Power!!" a boy exclaimed.
"Sloth Power!!!" another boy exclaimed.
"Tiger Power!!" yet another boy exclaimed.
"ANIMAL FORCE, GO!!!" screamed the four teenagers.
In a flash of unrealistic lights, the four teens were now in ridiculous costumes, each one a different color.
"WHY AM I PINK?!?!?!" one of the boys screamed.
Suddenly, laser guns appeared in the hands of the Power Rangers, the background music still playing.
"YAAAAHHH!!!" screamed the Rangers.
Lasers flew from the guns, hitting everyone except Bass and Sin.
Everyone shot was flipped backwards yelling out in pain as fake sparks appeared after every shot.
"MEGAZORD!!!!" Several vehicles appeared, each Ranger jumping in one.
"TRANSORM!!!ER...MERGE!!!!" The vehicles changed shape, forming together to make....A GIANT ROBOT!!!
"LASER SWORD!!!" screamed Pink Ranger. A large not-shaped-right blade appeared in the robot's hand.
It was like a big toy commercial, right? You could sell so many action figures of this stuff.
Missles flew from the robot, as it swung the blade through Sin's enemies.
The missles hit the ground, a'sploding it.
The robot then stomped on Sin's enemies, as they screamed and cried like little babies.
"HEY!! I JUST HAD THIS BRILLIANT IDEA!!!" the Pink Ranger screamed out, not knowing what INDOOR VOICES WERE!!!
"WHAT?!?!?!?" screamed Blue Ranger.
"LET'S LIKE..DO THE WHOLE THING AGAIN!!!"
"AWESOME!!!!"
Thus, the Power Rangers repeated every attack, doubling the pain.
"Thanks guys," said Sin as he chuckled at the sight of his enemies.
They were now spread across the ground, torn up with blood pouring everywhere.
Bass stared as his jaw dropped.
/Wow, could that guy fight? Sin almost admired this teen. Who could fight that well with a crow bar? And suprisingly, it appeared that girls were Qual's weakness. Sin would have to have a duel with this guy soon.
"You send fan-girls." Sin pointed to Nightshade. "You can....cook." Sin pointed to Qual. "And you can....um...light stuff on fire." Sin pointed to Ven. "But, I too have some advantages!!!"
OOC: This is just for fun. The real Sin character wouldn't do this./
There was some sort of....background music.
Go go, Power Rangers
Go go Power Rangers
Go go POWER RANGERS!!!
GOOOOO!!!!
The same lyrics repeated, with awesome guitar music. Or....a keyboard imitating real instruments...
Four teenagers appeared, who weren't acting there age.
"Unicorn Power!!" a girl exclaimed.
"Monkey Power!!" a boy exclaimed.
"Sloth Power!!!" another boy exclaimed.
"Tiger Power!!" yet another boy exclaimed.
"ANIMAL FORCE, GO!!!" screamed the four teenagers.
In a flash of unrealistic lights, the four teens were now in ridiculous costumes, each one a different color.
"WHY AM I PINK?!?!?!" one of the boys screamed.
Suddenly, laser guns appeared in the hands of the Power Rangers, the background music still playing.
"YAAAAHHH!!!" screamed the Rangers.
Lasers flew from the guns, hitting everyone except Bass and Sin.
Everyone shot was flipped backwards yelling out in pain as fake sparks appeared after every shot.
"MEGAZORD!!!!" Several vehicles appeared, each Ranger jumping in one.
"TRANSORM!!!ER...MERGE!!!!" The vehicles changed shape, forming together to make....A GIANT ROBOT!!!
"LASER SWORD!!!" screamed Pink Ranger. A large not-shaped-right blade appeared in the robot's hand.
It was like a big toy commercial, right? You could sell so many action figures of this stuff.
Missles flew from the robot, as it swung the blade through Sin's enemies.
The missles hit the ground, a'sploding it.
The robot then stomped on Sin's enemies, as they screamed and cried like little babies.
"HEY!! I JUST HAD THIS BRILLIANT IDEA!!!" the Pink Ranger screamed out, not knowing what INDOOR VOICES WERE!!!
"WHAT?!?!?!?" screamed Blue Ranger.
"LET'S LIKE..DO THE WHOLE THING AGAIN!!!"
"AWESOME!!!!"
Thus, the Power Rangers repeated every attack, doubling the pain.
"Thanks guys," said Sin as he chuckled at the sight of his enemies.
They were now spread across the ground, torn up with blood pouring everywhere.
Bass stared as his jaw dropped.
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The mine made the pipe explode, propelling Ven out of it. When he got up, not very hurt due to his resistance to flame, he saw Sin trying to bring the wrath of Sturday Morning TV upon them all.
Ven was, quite frankly, just severely annoyed at the sudden appearance of several spandex-covered, melodramatic action teens, with overenthusiastic music in the background. This kind of move had been done one too many times.
All four of the annoying little twits pulled out weird-looking guns, and Ven ducked low before they all fired. He saw the other battlers being victims of bad special effects.
One shot put a hole through his hat, though, which he did not want.
Once again, the Rangers called upon the power of cheap special effects, and several crazy vehicles appeared out of nowhere and merged into a giant mecha tall as a skyscraper.
Being way too enthusiastic, the robot began stomping around, trying to kill everyone not on Sin's side. To Ven, it had no effect, as the Nimble Scarecrow was able to leap out of the way of each stomp with ease. The only effect was to piss off Ven yet more.
But Sin was obviously having strange delusions, chuckling as if all of his opponents were rolling on the ground crying for their mommies. Ven was doing quite opposite, running towards Sin at the speed of your average Autobahn with a very displeased glare in his eyes. For some strange reason the "Dark Warrior" was surprised when Ven stabbed him in the stomach with a pitchfork going at 100 miles an hour.
Doing a sharp U-turn behind Sin, Ven ran past him, removed the pitchfork from his bleeding torso, and turned around while firing energy shots from the pitchfork's prongs into Sin. Which nobody had seen coming, as Ven hadn't used that property of the fork in a while.
He ran up to a battered, broken, bleeding Sin who had fallen on the ground, and halted abruptly. He took his crowbar/revolver from his belt, and pointed it gangsta-style at Sin's face. Sin opened his eyes to see the end of the crowbar/barrel of the gun pointed straight at him.
"That's it you bitch, this is over." Ven intoned with the highest of vitriol. "You have no character, no sense of nuance, and you call in the Electric Jonas Brothers because you think it'll be funny," He fired one shot, landing it in Sin's chin. "I really pity your attempts at killing us. I really do." Ven fired another shot, which shattered Sin's nose. "You're probably not going to Hell; I'd say you'd fail even at that. Now Die." Were Ven's final words to Sin as he emptied his two remaining shots into his opponent's forehead. He didn't see the man moving. He extended a gloved middle finger facing Sin's body into the air before walking away to the rest of the battle, somewhat satisfied.
Ven was, quite frankly, just severely annoyed at the sudden appearance of several spandex-covered, melodramatic action teens, with overenthusiastic music in the background. This kind of move had been done one too many times.
All four of the annoying little twits pulled out weird-looking guns, and Ven ducked low before they all fired. He saw the other battlers being victims of bad special effects.
One shot put a hole through his hat, though, which he did not want.
Once again, the Rangers called upon the power of cheap special effects, and several crazy vehicles appeared out of nowhere and merged into a giant mecha tall as a skyscraper.
Being way too enthusiastic, the robot began stomping around, trying to kill everyone not on Sin's side. To Ven, it had no effect, as the Nimble Scarecrow was able to leap out of the way of each stomp with ease. The only effect was to piss off Ven yet more.
But Sin was obviously having strange delusions, chuckling as if all of his opponents were rolling on the ground crying for their mommies. Ven was doing quite opposite, running towards Sin at the speed of your average Autobahn with a very displeased glare in his eyes. For some strange reason the "Dark Warrior" was surprised when Ven stabbed him in the stomach with a pitchfork going at 100 miles an hour.
Doing a sharp U-turn behind Sin, Ven ran past him, removed the pitchfork from his bleeding torso, and turned around while firing energy shots from the pitchfork's prongs into Sin. Which nobody had seen coming, as Ven hadn't used that property of the fork in a while.
He ran up to a battered, broken, bleeding Sin who had fallen on the ground, and halted abruptly. He took his crowbar/revolver from his belt, and pointed it gangsta-style at Sin's face. Sin opened his eyes to see the end of the crowbar/barrel of the gun pointed straight at him.
"That's it you bitch, this is over." Ven intoned with the highest of vitriol. "You have no character, no sense of nuance, and you call in the Electric Jonas Brothers because you think it'll be funny," He fired one shot, landing it in Sin's chin. "I really pity your attempts at killing us. I really do." Ven fired another shot, which shattered Sin's nose. "You're probably not going to Hell; I'd say you'd fail even at that. Now Die." Were Ven's final words to Sin as he emptied his two remaining shots into his opponent's forehead. He didn't see the man moving. He extended a gloved middle finger facing Sin's body into the air before walking away to the rest of the battle, somewhat satisfied.