Multiplayer battle

[Apiary Tazy]

OoC: Bit it off.
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Qual was barely able to turn to Bob before Sin jumped into his face and stabbed Qual in the midsection. He didn't appear fazed at all as he continued to stare at Bob. Then he turned to Sin. "Fear....you're afraid of me." Sin was shocked to hear what Qual was saying to him. Could he read his mind? Qual continued "You thought this would be easy. No one was as strong or as intimidating as me where you came from. Am I right?" Sin grew more frustrated with his words.

He slammed the hammer on Qual's face, so hard it you could hear the smack all the way to the other end of the scorching field, but Qual didn't stop speaking "Hm. It's time to reveal what my power is.....Nightshade knows it....now it's your turn..." Qual formed a hammer of the same size as Sin's. Then the slammed it into Sin's face with the same force as Sin, knocking him away. Qual Pulled the sword from his stomach and threw it away. "I can do any technique in existance. Now that you know.... Come at me!"

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: Okay..but try to be a tiny bit more...fair../

Sin crashed against the ground. 'How dare he.......I am afraid of nothing...I am fearless.... "I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!"

Sin stood right back up. "I am the Darkness!!! I am your shadow!!! I am your nightmares!!! And I slaughter anyone who dares attack me!!!!"

Another blade appeared in Sin's hand. He threw it forward, going through Qual's forehead.

[Apiary Tazy]

The Sword when cleanly through Qual's forehead. Sin showed his happiness as he jumped down and tried to walk away....but suddenly he heard from behind him....

"FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!: INTERMISSION ARPEGGIOS!"

Before Sin could turn around, he was engulfed by a white light. Suddenly, Sin was in a kitchen with a stove, a stange fan looking object and several objects. Suddenly, Sin heard a familar voice, but what he was saying didn't match up....

"That's Right....I'm in the house....Here it comes!"

It was Qual, he still had the sword in his head, but his was in an apron and had a fake beard. He was also singing, but what was weirder was that Sin couldn't resist dancing with him.

"Extra, Extra! Read all about it! the best burgers in town from all around! People from around the world come and get it! The line goes around like a Merry-Go-Round!

Suddenly, Sin was running to the strange fan object.

"Cut!"

Sin grabbed a head of lettuce and threw it into the fan object

"Cut!"

Sin was singing with him! It was ridiculous! But sin couldn't stop as he ran to the stove.

"You got to, You got to HEAT.

Sin turned the stove on.

"HEAT."

"Very Nicely"

Sin moved to the Bun Toaster

"Toast."

"Toast."

Sin ran back to the stove.

"You got to, You got to COOK."

Qual threw a Patty at Sin, who proceeded to flip the Patty

"COOK"

"You're doing good now....and, Cut."

"Cut!"

"Very Nice. You got to HEAT."

"HEAT."

"T-T-T-T-T-Toast.

"Toast."

"Very Nice. Now, Cook."

"COOK"

Qual stopped and danced again, Sin had to follow.

"Burgers to Fries, A Shake or a Friend. If your hungry simply line up at the end. Come on people gather 'round. We got everything you want from all around!"

This was embarrassing. Sin ran back to the Fan.

"Cut the Lettuce"

"Cut the Lettuce"

"Heat the Grill"

"Heat the Grill"

"Toast the Buns. My Buns are very toasty"

"Toast the Buns"

"Cook the Patties"

"Cook the Patties"

"Serve-Serve Serve the Drinks"

"Serve the Drinks"

"And Melt the Cheese. OW!"

"Kehe! Melt the Cheese"

Damn Qual. He was turning Sin in a Fool, dancing and singing along like he was playing a damn game.

"French the Fries"

"French the Fries"

"Sweep the Floor"

"Sweep the Floor"

Sin felt like dieing. Not just from embarassment, but from exhaustion. Qual is a slave driver. Qual and Sin started dancing again.

"BURGERS! BURGERS! It's all we have in mind. We cook the best. Tastes better than wine. Now put it on the tray, is it for here or to go? Any which way it tastes good you know!

"Oh no, he's gonna start going faster" exclaimed Sin.

"Cook those Burgers. Turn the Patty Over."

""Cook those Burgers. Turn the Patty Over."

"Cut the lettuce. Don't forget the Cheese."

"Cut the lettuce. Don't forget the Cheese.

"Now, Toast the Buns, French the Fries!"

"Toast the Buns, French the Fries"

"Bring on the ketchup. Sweep the floor."

"Bring on the ketchup. Sweep the floors!"
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Sin fell over exhausted. Blood came out of his mouth, as if he had sustained damage. He was barely able to see Qual pull the Sword out of his head and break it in two. He took some blood from the wound from his stomach and licked it from his fingers. "Don't do that again. You won't like the equal, but opposite reaction." said Qual.

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: I am very disturbed now. Sin would never sing along with that idiot./

Sin was bleeding now because of Qual's attack. Furious, he grabbed Qual, ripping his eyes out.

[Apiary Tazy]

*sigh*

Sin tried to claw at Qual's eyes out in a fit of anger over the singing. Qual dodged the attack and kneed Sin in the stomach, then threw him into a buning vine. Sin, attempting to land feet first on the vine, gets impaled on a large thorn, in his butt. Qual coughed up some blood, and held his head as he turned to his very angry adversary.

"I AM DARKNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS" Yelled Sin at Qual who stared at his opponent.

"How many times have I heard that? You are not Darkness." exclaimed Qual who was able to be his usual self depite the head wound "Or Death. Or a God. Especially not here, where there are 1000 different Gods competing all the time. You're like Nightshade. You try to look like the biggest man on campus, but unlike Nightshade, you aren't even close."

Qual turned to Nightshade, then back to Sin. "I'm not even close to a God, and I also don't go for killing my opponent straight off the bat. As crazy as you may think this is, Gunjin is not a place where the devil smiles downwards. It's a place for warriors to have fun and help others. Sure, the usual Deathmatch is involved, but you never really die in Gunjin. I'm somewhat....ashamed at the current mindset of todays warriors. It's always KILL, KILL, KILL with you people, who can't make friends or make peace. If someone is in your way, Children, Pets, Schoolgirls they must DIE........oh, I'm sorry. Trailed off."

Qual turned away.

"I'm giving you a Rain Check. Take your wreckage of an ego and go elsewhere. Otherwise, No mercy for you."

Qual walked away from his opponent.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

OoC: I'm gonna improvise here & assume Bass can do CQC like Mega Man in MvC2.

Bass had always thought of himself as the mightiest robot. Even now as he was broken and almost scared, on his back, he had to live up to that self image he had always projected. He was up and dashing then punched Qual, full force in the back of his head. Not waiting to see if he was even flinched, Bass kicked out his leg.

He went down to one knee. Not a sound though...

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: I'm still disturbed..... I'm just going to pretend that never happened..but Sin is still hurt though/

Sin pitied the shocked Bass. But Sin wouldn't get beaten like him.

A beam of light appeared in Sin's hand, being held like a sword. In his other hand, a beam of darkness. He combined them.......

And what he held now was amazing. A large blade, looking evil, and holy.

[Greenmarioman]

Ooc: That was freakin' hilarious, Tazy. GO BOBOBO
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Bob stared at everyone fighting. He wondered what to do. Qual now had one leg, Sin had some weird sword, Bass had no cannon... and Nightshade was doing nothing. Bob decided to call in for some help. He reached into his jeans pocket and pulled out his cellphone. He dialed a number, and someone picked up.

"Hi, its me. No, I'm fine. Just fighting. Uh huh... Yeah, I need help. Come over here with something - And quick. Yes- what? I'm in the middle of a battle! Sigh, fine.. I'll pick up some milk on my way home. Yes. Ok, bye." Bob hung up and looked up to the sky. Sin started to run to Bob . He started screaming something about darkness, and he swung his sword. Bob dodged out the way and rolled around to the back of Sin. "Shiya!" Bob swung his sword upward.

Direct hit. A big sword mark was on Sin's back. Sin keeled over in pain. Bob kicked sin in the back while Sin kneeled over. "Well, that should keep him away." Bob looked up into the sky. A strange looking helicopter appeared. Everyone looked up. Bob turned to the fighters and smirked. "He's here." Bob jumped on to the helicopter.

"Thanks for coming, dad." Bob looked at Dr. Quinn. "No problem." Bob grabbed the handle of the helicopter and turned to the fighters. He pushed a button. A cannon popped out of the front of the copter. "TAKE THIS!" Bob pushed a button on the handle. The cannon shot out a cannonball. It hit the ground with incredible force, scattering the fighters. Bob fired again and managed to hit Nightshade. Bob pushed the button and fired once more.

[1-up Salesman]

Sin was knocked over by Bob. Sin jumped up, grabbing Bob and slamming him into a tree, breaking it.

[Apiary Tazy]

Now, I must be fair and balance the scales for good.

OoC: I didn't lose a leg. Bass tripped me. >_>
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Qual was only able to see a black object hit the ground. He didn't know where it came from at first, but he knew he had to get away. He heard a large gun fire, and was able to see Nightshade get smacked by another black Sphere.

Qual finally turned around to see the Helicopter piloted by an older man, and Bob. Qual found it touching that at least one fighter still had a Parent to look after him. Someone who had a family, someone who.....oh Sin just knocked him out of the copter.

The Hooded fellow attempted to climb into the copter, but the Doctor pushed Sin off with his foot and back onto the ground.

Qual didn't think much of the copter. He obviously didn't want to harm Bob's father in any way. That's when he saw Bass attempt to run past him. Qual caught his arm. "Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold on there, buddy." Said Qual. Bass responded with a punch to Qual's stomach, which caused Qual to twitch a bit but he kept his grip on Bass's severed arm. "Hold on" said Qual, as he held out his hand. Qual formed a buster, very similar to Bass's, in fact it was Bass's. Qual backed off from Bass's fist and put the buster in it.

"Yeah, I guess it was rude to chew your arm off....Also, don't get sentimental.... Unless you can get the chance to reattach it, I doubt you'll be using i-" Qual is cut off by a renegade Cannonball pushing him into a Stairway of blocks. "Ow." said Qual "I'm pissed off again."

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Bass stared as Qual was hit. He considered helping and took a half step foward but seen Bob stunned by a broken tree. He decided to attach the buster again. Without Wily or Light, it would be tough but he got it working for the time being.

By time it was attached again, Sin was lunging at Bob. Bass turned red and fired a giant drill that split into 2 medium sized ones then doubled to 4 small ones. They flew between Sin & Bob and Sin stopped. It was obviously a warning shot but Sin was not pleased.

[Greenmarioman]

Ooc: Oh. It sounded like that. <_< BTW, compared to Bob, Dr. Quinn is a midget...
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Bob got up; his back still hurting; and looked over to Qual. He was holding Bass. "Is... Is he protecting my dad?" WHUMP. "Oh crap. poor Qual. Oh well. DAAAD!" Bob pushed Sin out the way and jumped up to his dad. "What the hell? Didn't you see that he was protecting you? Bob looked pissed. "Oh, sorry..." Dr. Quinn moved away from the cannon. Bob took control of it and fired a cannonball. It hit Bass this time. Bob saw Sin get up. Bob aimed at Sin. "Why won't you just go away..." Bob fired at him.

Sin acted fast. He Held his sword out in front of him and thrusted it forward. The cannonball bounced back and hit the helicopter. "Oh shi- dad, hold on!" Bob grabbed his dad tight and jumped out of the copter. He landed on the floor with his dad in his hands. The copter crash landed on the ground, exploding. Bob let go of his dad and got up. Dr. Quinn looked up at his son's face and smiled.

"Dad! Are you ok?" Bob looked worried. "Yes yes... I'm fine. It's just that... ah..." Dr. Zizzen fell over. "Dad!" Bob picked him up. "When I put pressure on my leg, it hurts... I think it's broken. Bob put him down under a tree and gave him his cellphone. "Call Susan, or anyone. Tell them to pick you up!" Bob looked over to Sin. "Damn you..."

Bob was angry. Not like "OMG BLIND FURY AAAAGH" angry, but angry enough to make him attack Sin despite the back pain. Bob jumped and attempted to punch Sin. Sin blocked. "You're pretty fast for your size..." Sin replied and countered with a kick in Bob's stomach. Bob coughed and smirked. "That was weak... you need to work out more." Bob quickly puncked Sin in the chest. He punched more and more, faster and faster. Before long, Bob's hands were moving fo fast it was a blur. Bob did one last kick in Sin's Chest, and Sin skidded on the floor and crashed into a tree.
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Ooc: Wee this is fun BTW are there Bios for Sin and Qual? I can't find them.

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: There is one for Qual, but not yet for Sin./

Sin crashed against a tree, breaking it in two. "Why you..."

He was ignoring Qual. That guy was too annoying.
Sin decided he would get rid of this 'Bob' guy first. In his left hand, a dagger appeared.

He threw it forward, the end landing straight into Bob's right shoulder. It pinned him against the tree.

Sin laughed as he walked up to Bob, as blood gushed from his shoulder. A copy of the dagger appeared in Sin's left hand, being stabbed into Bob's left shoulder.

[Greenmarioman]

Bob clenched his teeth in pain. Before the other dagger could be stabbed in his left shoulder, Bob moved out of the way. Still pinned against the wall, he thought up an idea. Bob pulled the dagger out of his shoulder and threw it at Sin. It missed and stuck in the floor. Bob climbed up into the tree. Sin looked up into the tree. "Why are you running away? COME OUT AND FIGHT ME!"

Bob replied very smugly. "Ok then, if you insist." Bob pulled out his sword and cut the branch that he was on. The branch fell down and landed on Sin's head, with Bob still on it. Sin got dizzy and fell down. "OK, I'm out now. Happy?" Bob walked away, laughing.

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: Clever FLESH-BEING!!!/

"Don't you run away, coward.." The dagger that lay on the floor hovered back to Sin's hand, being thrown into Bob's back as he walked away laughing.

"HYULK!!!!" choked Bob as he bled.

"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!" Sin got up, swinging his newly formed blade through the air.

[Greenmarioman]

Yay family

Bob thought quickly, again. Bob moved, but very slowly, due to the dagger in his back. Sin's sword just missed him. Sin was ready, though, and kicked Bob over. Bob landed next to Dr. Quinn. He pulled out the dagger and dropped it. "Bob, get up! BOB!" Bob tried to get up, but he couldn't. Sin walked up to Bob. He raised his sword. "Now Bob, your father will witness the death of you. GRAAGH!" Sin thrusted his sword down.

"OOF!" Something hit Sin in the side. It was a car. Out of the car came Susan. "Oh snap, did I hit something?" Susan said sarcasticly. Bob looked up at Susan. "How the hell did you get here?" Susan looked around puzzled. "I don't really know..." Susan ran up to Bob and hugged him. "Oh thank goodness you're alright! ... Well, kind of alright." Susan picked up Dr. Quinn by the hand and led him into the car. Susan then went to Bob.

She pulled out the vial from Bob's pocket that he previously used. She poured the contents into his mouth, and Bob's shoulder returned back to normal. Bob gave Susan a kiss. "Thanks, honey..." Susan smiled. "No problem." She looked over to Sin to see him staggering to his feet. "Oh crap. Gotta go!" Susan ran to the car while Bob raised to his feet.

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: Oh crap. Looks like I'll have to do attack again./

OOF Sin was just hit by a car! And to make things worse, Bob's shoulders were back to normal.

Sin got up, the same blade in hand. "I will kill you....NO matter how long it takes.."

Sin swung the blade through Bob's arm.

[Apiary Tazy]

Qual finally pushed the large cannonball off himself. He was in a bit of pain, but it wasn't too substantial. Qual tried to assess his surroundings. He saw Bob being taken care of by....his wife? It made Qual feel a little better to see that despite thier endless fighting, not all warriors were coldhearted assassins or tragic warriors. Suddenly, Sin rammed his sword into Bob's shoulder. Susan pulled Sin off of Bob, but Sin turned and slashed Susan across the face. "You're going first, woman." said Sin. Qual didn't think so as he ran at full force towards the situation.

Bob was still reeling from the stab in the shoulder, and Susan still stared at Sin like he was scum of the earth. Before Sin could change anything, he turned to see Qual dropkick him in the face. Sin turned to see Qual and exclaimed "Oh great, the idiot again." "Idiot?" said Qual "You must be ashamed, being beaten by an "idiot"". "What self-respecting fighter does a stupid dance?" ".....hehe.....you're still afraid of me" "I AM NOT! I'm not bothering myself with you anymore. Go, and I may spa-" Before Sin could finish, Qual slammed his head against the scorched earth. "You can throw that dark and mystical stuff all you like," Said Qual "But to be really scary, you have to be....unpredictable"

[1-up Salesman]

OOC: I thought Susan left.....whatev/

Sin's head slammed against the ground. Agh....

Qual pushed his head against the ground, trying to crush it.

As the demon's hand pushed against Sin's hand, Sin reached behind his head, cutting the demon's hand off.

"AARRGH!!!" screamed the demon as blood oozed from his wrist.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Bass was crushed into the impacted earth, pinned beneath a cannonball. Tired, broken and confused, Bass was enraged. It gave him enough power to jump up and chuck the cannonball, which hit Qual first and then slammed into Sin.

Then he stood, trying to appear unphased. Which was difficult, seeing as his entire body was sparking and was torn apart. But his face and stance were calm yet serious.