Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

Red · #21

Why thank you? So, instead I hide in my secret base.

Greenmarioman · #22

I post a useless post

Infernal Dragoon · #23

Me and several squadrons of my elite battle droids storm your base. I battle Mushman in an epic battle. I come out as the winner. I take the Thingy and we warp away.

Microphone_Kirby · #24

GF7 warps into a futuristic bar, containing all sorts of interesting characters, which include "Humans", Martians, Starmen, and all sorts of anthropomorphic creatures. Indeed it was very lively with all the dancing and chatter. GF7 approaches the barkeep with the thingy in hand.

"Hey barkeep, can I have a beer"? With that, the music suddenly stops. Everyone begins to stare at GF7.
"What? I only wanted a beer"!

Suddenly, everyone grows and sneers at GF7, like "Beer" is the supreme insult...

"Get him!!!", they all shout, approaching GF7 with fists raised in the air, ready for a brawl.

GF7, although weakened from his epic battle, fights the oncoming bar-goers, but he get battered, bruised, bloody, and knocked out.

Meanwhile...

"Ah! what a nice day for a wine cooler!" A round and pink creature with headphones (M_K, as he is known) enters the bar, soon after the brawl.
"Aw... I really wanted to join this fight... Huh? What's this?" M_K notices the thingy held by GF7's bloody carcass and grabs it.
"Oooooooh... it preety! Maybe I can sell it somewhere..."
And with that, he heads to his home in Pop Star, thinking on how much he can sell it for...

X-3 · #25

Suddenly, the planet of Rock Star consumes Pop Star. Then, Rock Star explodes, destroying everything on the two planets...except for the ever invincible Thingy.

It eventually crashes into Earth, where I find it, and sell it on the Black Market.

VG_Addict · #26

I buy the Thingy for $500 and go to New Junk City. (From Earthworm Jim.)

Frumie · #27

You get hit by a bus on your way over. I then steal it and run OVA THAR!

Greenmarioman · #28

You explode due to grammar mistakes. I take the thingy and stand perfectly still.

Infernal Dragoon · #29

Standing perfectly still is the best thing to do to avoid a confrontation with a T-Rex. However it leaves you vulnerable for my Assassin Droid:Battle droid assassin - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki who is standing on the rusted wreckage of a bus. He gets a perfect headshot and takes the Thingy. The Assassin Droid goes into his personal starfighter and flies to the hospital that I was staying at. By the time he lands I was regaining concisness.

GF7:Ow...

Doctor:Its about time you woke up. I'm surprised you survived, let alone regained concisness

GF7:I've gotten through worse. Hey, Doc. Do you know why they attacked me like that?

Doctor: Oh yeah, I was going to explain that to you. You see, Beer in this system is considered "Illegal Narcotic Rank X".

GF7:Meaning...

Doctor: It's so illegal that even mentioning beer is enough to have everyone in the vincinity attack you. And you get a 25GP fine.

Security Officer: Which reminds me...

GF7: Its in my left pocket *points at pants hanging on chair*

Just then my assassin droid comes in

Assassin Droid:Sir, I have the Thingy.

GF7:*Gets up* Perfect.*puts clothes on*

Doctor: What the! How did you...

GF7:Lets go. Oh, and as for the Hospital Bill, put it on my tab

Doctor: I'm sorry Gamefiend, I don't take credit.

GF7:Ahah! I knew it was you... (Pulls off mask) Shopkeeper!

Shopkeeper:Curses! I would've gotten away for you if it wasn't for you meddling reploid and your droids.

Battle Droid:Reat Rob, Rir

GF7: What?

Battle Droid Captain: You'll have to forgive him, sir. His voicebox was damaged from the fight at the bar fight.

GF7:Ah.

We all go to the same bar that just happened to be several blocks over.

GF7:I'll have a....(everyone stares at me)... Cherry Rum in a clean glass. (everyone sighs with relief)

Bartender: Ok, one Cherry Rum coming... Hey! we dont serve droids here!

GF7:Sure you do. *points at sign that says "We serve droids."*

Bartender: Oh yeah. My bad.

Battle Droid: We'll have juce.

Bartender:Okee dokee.

I sit down with my cherry rum while the battle droids sit down and plug themselves into a provided power generator.

VG_Addict · #30

A few hours later, you die. It turns out I poisoned the Cherry Rum. I take the Thingy and go to Mobius.

Red · #31

Mobius is invaded by Three Stooges clones. While you are distracted I sneak up on you and knock you out with a brick. I take the Thingy, go home, and go to bed.

VG_Addict · #32

While you're sleeping, I take the Thingy and go to Yoshi's Island.

DR.Death · #33

i fire a stun grenade the size of rhode island at Yoshi's island then i slip in riding a sun crusher and kill VG and then fly to the star wars universe (like chuck Norris it cant be destroyed or beat up)

Infernal Dragoon · #34

Little does he realize that I managed to sneak into his Sun Crusher:Sun Crusher - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki

I quickly take out his crew and Dr. Death jumps to me and we stare face to face

Dr.Death: Don't think I didn't expected you to come

GF7:For a second I thought you didn't

We both go into an epic battle. One episode and a half later we're both at critical health and no MP

GF7:Well, we're both exhausted and without MP

Dr.Death:Who says we both dont have MP *drinks megaether and restores all his MP*

GF7:You cheat!

Dr.Death:Its not my fault if I found a megaether and it could be used during a fight

GF7:I still have a trick up my sleave

Dr.Death:What? Destroy the ship? You can't it's indestructable!

GF7: You know I'm a Star Wars Fan. Why else would I captain an Interdictor Star Destroyer and have an army of Battle Droids at my command?!

Dr. Death: Oh yeah. But what does that have to do with this?

GF7:This!

I kick Dr. Death into the wall, then I go to the controlls and fire a resonance torpedo into a nearby star, then I fly the ship into the said star. I take the Thingy and warp away. The ship flies into the star just as soon as the torpedo detonates and makes the star go supernova. Needless to say, the ship was destroyed in the process and Dr. Death didn't survive.

Jailbreaker · #35

I enter your warp to follow you, and... hmm... I didn't think about what happens next.

VG_Addict · #36

I come in and beat you up. I take the Thingy and go to The Pit from MK1.

Greenmarioman · #37

I ask for the thingy. You say no and I stab you and take the thingy to the misc. forum.

Red · #38

I'm there waiting for you. When you arrive I hack your account and force you to give me the Thingy. I then take it to my houe.

Greenmarioman · #39

I take the thingy from you and shove it down your throat.

Red · #40

So I still have it.