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One day Kirby went to the bakery for...

5 bakewell tarts, 6 mini lemon meringues and 8 strawberry viennese's. By request from King Kevros the GREAT!!!

So Kirby left the bakery only to see Waddle Dee...

Hi Kirby how's it going? "Asked Waddle Dee" oh sweet man I'm busy running errands for KK "Kirby replied, in a voice wavering slightly" I see, well may I ask what his lordship requested? "Asked Waddle Dee" huh no It's top secret...

"oh it is?" Waddle Dee asked. "Yes it is, I just said that you idiot, wanna fight about that..."

"Hell no" Kirby replied. But hears an exellent idea Waddle Dee, lets take the grub and keep it, **** the King "the greedy twat" said Kirby. Hell now yer talking Kirby. Say, the lakes a jolly good spot for a picknick. A few old boys are down by the lake right now! "Oh yeah" like who? Kirby asked. Well, theres Knuckle Joe, yer good pal Gooey and of course, MR tough guy, Meta Knight! "Well lets go party" Kirby said with a smile...

and they were off. They stopped by another store...

With great anticipation Kirby and Waddle Dee entered the "greatist" sweetie shop in all the land. "WOW" Kirby, just look at all those mouth-waterin sweets! Good god I'm sooooo digin those jelly babies man, said Waddle Dee. Yeah man, I sure as hell feel like I'm on cloud nine right now. Replied Kirby.

Ho boy-ho boy, lets buy some for the guys, tis wrong leaving them out, right Kirby? Waddle Dee asked in a sarcastic tone. Yeah yer right old chap, but I don't have any money. Kirby replied ever so sadly. Awwww, gee Kirby thats so not cool old bean, seriously, that SUCKS worser than a psychopathic goat-sucker pumped up on steroids! Said Waddle DEE.

Ahhh, fear not though, for I've just had a jolly good idea. Care to enlighten me? Kirby asked. Well, why not suck'em up old cheese? Yeah good plan Waddle Dee. Let's do that and hightale it outta hear before the shop keeper catches on to our dastardly plan....

While Kirby felt bad about what he was doing, he still decided to stick with the plan. He was about to get away with it when the storekeeper caught him.

Hey you two get back hear, stop THIEF. Shouted the extremely angry shop keeper. Quick Kirby lets scram before he whacks us silly with a broomstick. Said Waddle Dee, ever so nervously.

Meanwhile, as if by magic, Meta Knight suddenly appeared! HOLD IT you two-what in tarnations is going on here? And you there, shop keeper, why you chasing these two. Asked Meta Knight with great curiosity.

HMPH! Well good sir these TWO stole my entire supply of sweets! Explained the shop keeper. I see, is this true Kirby? Yes tis true Meta Knight. Oh Kirby I'm deeply disappointed with you, tell yer what though, I'll pay for the sweets!
You will? Asked the shop keeper. Why yes old chap, hears 500 gold coins. Now, begone with you!!!

Gee thanks Meta knight-I knew you were a good soul. Replied Waddle Dee.
Yes well anyway Kirby there is more pressing matters I want you to attend,too. Oh really? like what Kirby Asked. In time I shall tell you old bean, and the fate of the world is depending on you. Replied Meta Knight.....

Kirby scratched his head in confusion, hoping MK would be more elaborate.

Very well Kirby. Your wish is my command. Gee Meta Kight, do I detect a softened heart? Waddle Dee sarcasticly stated. SILENCE FOOL, lest you wish to feel my sword. This anti-social behaviour will not be tolerated. Angerly replied Meta Knight. Gee I'm sorry, said Waddle Dee.

Yes well, anyway, Kirby I need you to gather the 5 shards of divine power. Now each shard contains a special power. However, Kirby please be aware that tis limited. Also, in order to fully take advantage of this TRUELY great power, they must be conbined in order to release their full potential. Explained Meta Kinght. HUH, ok. Replied Kirby.

Oh I almost forgot, TAKE THIS! What is it? Asked Kirby. Tis a special amulet! Please take it, for it shall offer you great protection throughout your epic quest.

Ok, thanks, but I don't need "protection" old chap, afterall I'm a tough S.O.B. Replied Kirby. Yeah Meta Knight, I agree with PINK BOY. We'll be fine without that silly amulet. Said Waddle Dee.

SILENCE FOOL, you know nothing. Please Kirby listen to my words because I hate repeating myself. The king has called forth "LEGION" upon this world. Whats a legion? Asked Kirby. Tis a vile beast that will consume all in it's wake. lest you stop it Kirby. Explained Meta Knight...