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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:47 pm
by Ace Mercury
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Apparently, if pressed, I could totally beat up nineteen five-year-olds at once.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:51 pm
by DarkZero
I could probably take about 7, if I tried.

I know, I'm weak.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:59 pm
by Booyakasha
34, here. I'd wade into the little bastards. They'd have to build an Arlington-type cemetary right in the middle of the McDonald's playland.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:09 pm
by Cravdraa
hmm... It says I could take 28.

is... that something I should be proud of?



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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:27 pm
by Booyakasha
No. Thirty and up, that's something to be proud of.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:33 pm
by CaptHayfever
I got 18-27, depending on the questions I felt in-between choices about.
Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:53 am
by Apollo the Just
I could take 7 five-year-olds.

Impressive. :/

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:31 pm
by Frumie
18.

I suck.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:50 pm
by LinkManDX
20.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:22 pm
by Calamity Panfan
30.

But I've beaten up much more.

Bastards deserved it. :mad:

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:53 pm
by Metal Man
26, apparently my morality would be a bigger factor than my ability to bite, gouge eyes, and balance while kicking lots of people. Still, that's a lot, although given the chance I'd not harm a single one.

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:37 am
by Ace Mercury
I like how one question suggests picking one of them up and using him/her as a weapon. Oh, the irony.

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:58 am
by Booyakasha
CaptHayfever wrote:Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts.
Damned straight. You give me an axe-handle or some other kind of knobby cudgel, my numbers are going even higher. I'd just lay about with the stick, and every swipe would annihilate one of the little buggers. Add to that the awesome 'dead child as missile weapon' idea I just thought up, and it'd be a damn slaughter.

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:02 am
by Ace Mercury
Yeah, after a little while, you could build a fort out of unconscious children which would make the whole ordeal a lot easier.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:02 pm
by spooky scary bearatons
bump, but 34. xD

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:35 pm
by The Mega Charizard
I hate 5 year olds.

I could take 30.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:41 pm
by Microphone_Kirby
25... but I really don't want to find out for sure.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:50 pm
by Calamity Panfan
It's been a year. I've gotten older, I've gotten wiser, I've gotten stronger, I can take two less? BS.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:51 pm
by Red
I can take 23... interesting.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:57 pm
by DarkZero
It says I can take 13.

That number's much higher than I thought it was going to be.