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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

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Post by Ace Mercury » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:47 pm

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Apparently, if pressed, I could totally beat up nineteen five-year-olds at once.
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Post by DarkZero » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:51 pm

I could probably take about 7, if I tried.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:59 pm

34, here. I'd wade into the little bastards. They'd have to build an Arlington-type cemetary right in the middle of the McDonald's playland.
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Post by Cravdraa » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:09 pm

hmm... It says I could take 28.

is... that something I should be proud of?



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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:27 pm

No. Thirty and up, that's something to be proud of.
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Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:33 pm

I got 18-27, depending on the questions I felt in-between choices about.
Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:53 am

I could take 7 five-year-olds.

Impressive. :/
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Post by Frumie » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:31 pm

18.

I suck.
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Post by LinkManDX » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:50 pm

20.
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:22 pm

30.

But I've beaten up much more.

Bastards deserved it. :mad:
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Post by Metal Man » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:53 pm

26, apparently my morality would be a bigger factor than my ability to bite, gouge eyes, and balance while kicking lots of people. Still, that's a lot, although given the chance I'd not harm a single one.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:37 am

I like how one question suggests picking one of them up and using him/her as a weapon. Oh, the irony.
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Post by Booyakasha » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:58 am

CaptHayfever wrote:Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts.
Damned straight. You give me an axe-handle or some other kind of knobby cudgel, my numbers are going even higher. I'd just lay about with the stick, and every swipe would annihilate one of the little buggers. Add to that the awesome 'dead child as missile weapon' idea I just thought up, and it'd be a damn slaughter.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:02 am

Yeah, after a little while, you could build a fort out of unconscious children which would make the whole ordeal a lot easier.
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:02 pm

bump, but 34. xD
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Post by The Mega Charizard » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:35 pm

I hate 5 year olds.

I could take 30.
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Post by Microphone_Kirby » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:41 pm

25... but I really don't want to find out for sure.
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:50 pm

It's been a year. I've gotten older, I've gotten wiser, I've gotten stronger, I can take two less? BS.
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Post by Red » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:51 pm

I can take 23... interesting.
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Post by DarkZero » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:57 pm

It says I can take 13.

That number's much higher than I thought it was going to be.
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