Google gives copacetic travel advice.

[Ace Mercury]

Google Maps - from: new york, ny to: Dublin, Ireland

Want to know how to get from New York, America to Dublin, Ireland? Check out these driving instructions from Google Maps. Step #23 might be a bit hard, though, because it advises you to Swim across the Atlantic Ocean for a distance of 3,462 mi.

Let's see how long this stays up.

[CaptHayfever]

29 days. In that time, if you didn't die of fatigue or getting-eaten-by-creatures, you'd die of either sodium overdose or dehydration.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"