You have to _____ the _____

t3hDarkness · #21

You have to jam with the mushroom

Uh guys, I'll be back in a few hours hopefully.

Metal Man · #22

You have to beat up the firetruck
You have to take over the emo kid

Maximum Spider · #23

You have to tame the guy from the ShamWow commercials.

Greenmarioman · #24

You have to use only the arrow keys and the space bar to control the SETI programme

You have to declare yourself the showdown between good and evil

You have to teabag the 3D plane

You have to behave yourself now that you're the Konami code

You have to find a cure for inflammation of the giganto sword

You have to survive a night in the wilderness with only a baseball bat and the last unicorn

The longer the sentence is, the funnier it is.

Red · #25

You have to investigate the nazis.

You have to reverse the crown.

You have to throw the cockpit.

You have to scarper away from the racoon-lemur hybrid.

You have to drink until you think you're the intriguing rumours.

You have to flee from the cheeseburger.

You have to intimidate the verbs.

You have to accidentally the district attorney.

You have to hatch the beast.

You have to go forward in time and meet the rubbish.

You have to nominate the emo.

You have to own the taco.

You have to be lab partners with the dirigible pilot.

You have to raise your glass in honour of the first emo.

You have to sue the shenanigans.

You have to take a bite outta the goofy sidekick.

You have to push the exploding pancake.

You have to look up the jubjub.
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I could do this all day.
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You have to graverob the redshirts (what? let the dead rest man)

You have to cough at the iPod

You have to worship the Goonies

You have to dissect the knights of the round table (O_O)

You have to inoculate the frying pan

You have to microwave the paradox

You have to belittle the henchman (that actually makes sense)

You have to evert the Furry.

You have to ask the Hobbit.

DarkZero · #26

You have to tell all your friends about the receptionist.

Red · #27

"You have to swing your arms from side to side, come on it's time to go! Do the foreign accent!!!"

LOL

Greenmarioman · #28

^ I think that's the first time i've seen Mushman post lol.

Red · #29

I've posted it before but I usually use :lol:

"You have to become a superhero called the log cabin."

"You have to rebuild him; you have to make him better, stronger, faster, and call him the Netherlands"

"You have to gain the powers of the cosplay geek."
Super cospaly powers activate!!!

"You have to slap the tapeworm"

"You have to touch the secret agent."
*poke*

"You have to destroy the Declaration of Independence"
:eek:

"You have to execute the armpit shavings"

"You have to do terrible things in the name of the people who wanna make computer games but are too damn lazy"

"You have to influence the gun-totin', cigar-chompin', babe-ravishin' macho-man"

"You have to rob the barstool"

"You have to pull the rope"

"You have to saddle up and ride the Apocalypse"
OH-YEAH! ride 'em cowboy.

"You have to sneer derisively at the robot"

"You have to trace your family tree back to the didgeridoo"

DarkZero · #30

You have to swing the new girl.

Red · #31

"You have to smack the 1000-foot tall nuclear-powered dinosaur rampaging through downtown Tokyo"
What good would that do?

"You have to stroke the bus"
Nice bus...

"You have to salivate on the FBI"
I don't think they would like that.

"You have to shoot for the Scottish"
Um... I already did.

"You have to warn the Master about the animation studio"
He wont listen

"You have to yell at the demons"
HEY YOU DEMONS!!!

"You have to shave the strange religious cult"
All of them?

"You have to prove the existence of the nazis"
Watch the war videos.

"You have to prove your manliness by slaying the rooster"
That's not very hard...

"You have to dance with the werewolf"
Male of Female, and is it a full moon?

"You have to alphabetize the world"
That could take awhile...

"You have to find the URL for the wife of your best friend"
@_@...

"You have to learn the mating call of the Fonz"
Eey!

DarkZero · #32

You have to overclock the stock market
Haven't we learned anything from watching 1929?
You have to be lab partners with the awkward moment
The awkward moment and I see too much of each other.
You have to dream of the plagye of locusts
Every night this week.
You have to clutch the last dinosaur
:bitnaughty:
You have to decipher the interview
It's your fault for interviewing a foreigner.
You have to experiment on the Chinese bootleg demake
The experiments resulted in the creation of Somari.
You have to sleep on the axe
That sounds painful.
You have to pester the bird
Hey, bird! Hey, bird! Hey, bird! Hey, bird! Hey, bird!...
You have to circumcise the bananas
Is that possible?
You have to convert the elm street
I have successfully converted the road to gravel.

Red · #33

"You have to cause mayhem in the North Star"
Only if you can give me a ride there.

"You have to drink a mysterious serum that causes you to become like the fallout shelter"
For how long does it work?

"You have to dig up the fossilised remains of the pogo stick"
I can do that in my closet.

"You have to listen to the Joker"
I'd rather not...

"You have to elope with the Holocaust survivor"
They'd be pretty old by now...

"You have to declare yourself the tail feather"
I am a tail feather.

"You have to disengage the panties"
I wasn't wearing any in the first place.
<_<
>_>
<_<

"You have to mispronounce the Mock Turtle"
Tock Murtle

"You have to suspiciously change the batteries"
:ninja: ... *changes batteries*

"You have to choose the santa"
I CHOOSE YOU SANTA!

"You have to conceal the bacon"
I'll just eat it.

"You have to beat up the redshirts"
Aww poor redshirts always get picked on.

"You have to use the brains"
I try to but it hurts.

"You have to make sweet, passionate love to the volcano"
Ouch

DarkZero · #34

Mushman wrote:"You have to declare yourself the tail feather"
I am a tail feather.

"You have to disengage the panties"
I wasn't wearing any in the first place.
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>_>
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"You have to suspiciously change the batteries"
:ninja: ... *changes batteries*

"You have to choose the santa"
I CHOOSE YOU SANTA!

"You have to use the brains"
I try to but it hurts.

"You have to make sweet, passionate love to the volcano"
Ouch

You always get the best ones.

Red · #35

No I just[spoiler] do it a lot and only pick the funniest ones[/spoiler]

Greenmarioman · #36

Me too. :/

Red · #37

"You have to beat up the Pope, without offending anyone"
That would be hard.

"You have to form a rock band featuring the last living human on Earth"
What if they don't want to?

"You have to declare yourself the popcorn"
I am popcorn.

"You have to bark at the judge"
Ah you want me to plead insanity.

"You have to prevent the release of the sailor who temporarily gains superhuman strength whenever he eats spinach"
Don't let him near the spinach!!!

"You have to swing your arms from side to side, come on it's time to go! Do the Eskimo"
Yeah

"You have to curse the landfill"
Grr so smelly.

"You have to dance like the banana"

"You have to bow down to the jollies"
All Hail the jollies

Jailbreaker · #38

You have to idolize the receptionist
You have to suggest wacky ideas to the computer running Windows Vista
You have to form a rock band featuring the cubicle
You have to use nothing but your own body to impress the bizarro-world
You have to conspire against the mome raths
You have to inject the snitch
You have to sabotage the punchline
You have to slap the future
You have to work alongside the DVD reader
You have to circumcise the bed
You have to prove your love for the mysterious old mansion
You have to survive a night in the wilderness with only a baseball bat and the gryphon
You have to influence the shrubbery
You have to travel to the alien invasion
You have to instant message the shrubbery
You have to poke the Millennium
You have to have an irrational fear of the farm
You have to feed on the reservoir
You have to sing for the second coming of Pixel
You have to instant message the Soviet Union
You have to trust the junkyard
You have to catapult the grocery shop
You have to disembowel the Ming dynasty
You have to overheat the cucumber
You have to tell campfire tales with the firetruck
You have to share your apartment with the Underside
You have to seize the controls of the Indy 500
You have to propose a toast to the subway
You have to destroy the Industrial Revolution
You have to rescue the princess from the clutches of the archipelago
You have to reactivate the FBI
You have to copy the old man
You have to laugh at the temple
You have to examine the mafia
You have to talk to the shenanigans
You have to engage in a gentlmanly bout of fisticuffs the mucosal membrane
You have to critique the bird
You have to go forward in time and meet the vortex tube
You have to knit the first black President of the USA
You have to dream of the shenanigans
You have to kick the student driver
You have to elude the RSPCA
You have to suggest more verbs for this list, before you get mauled by the secret service
You have to pester the frying pan
You have to google for Rule 34 of the forced meme
You have to saddle up and ride the army
You have to expel the People's Republic of China
You have to terrify the Roswell incident
You have to get addicted to the pool
You have to go on a quest with the smoker
You have to dig up the fossilised remains of the cowboys and Indians
You have to board the venus fly trap
You have to make lunch for the No-Girls-Allowed Club
You have to deconstruct the Pyramid of the Ancients
You have to cause mayhem in the variables
You have to focus your mind on the first World War
You have to repair the 1920's
You have to reduce the stick figure
You have to tell campfire tales with the fishies
You have to beef up the man with no name
You have to monitor the pizza
You have to focus your mind on the chest
You have to rebuild him; you have to make him better, stronger, faster, and call him the onomatopoeia
You have to barter for the verbs
You have to intimidate the cancerous growth
You have to water the Hobbit
You have to drink the 1910's
You have to call the taco
You have to beat up the Oscar nominee
You have to recount your school days with the phone booth
You have to get the sum of the cold virus
You have to be as handsome as the frying pan
You have to assimilate the king of all cosmos
You have to salute the Malaysian
You have to digest the world
You have to become a superhero called the spleen
You have to sell beauty products to the DVD reader
You have to make lunch for the postcard
You have to disgust the Malaysian
You have to go skinny-dipping with the dodecahedron
You have to be racist about the half-elven ranger
You have to science the spork
You have to refuse the silliest thing imaginable
You have to reactivate the banana peel
You have to park the Bermuda Triangle
You have to blow away the lobby

glux · #39

You have to **** the dog.

DarkZero · #40

You have to purchase the evil twin
It's more expensive than the good twin.
You have to car-pool with the Syd Barrett's left ear
Neither of us drive. I think...
You have to raid the bear
I ran off with his supply of pinecones.
You have to validate the pieces o' eight
By my power, you are all valid.
You have to share your apartment with the kumquat
But then where will the mango live?
You have to build a replica of the Riddler
I call it Riddler 2.0.
You have to dwell upon the bridesmaids
:bitnaughty:
You have to explore the candidate
Don't worry, he's clean.
You have to cover for the plucky young wannabe-pirate
"Hey, guys, I'm totally Luffy, and not some lemming."
You have to leave the iPod
Aww, but I love this song!
You have to terminate the science
Science? I'll slam dunk you an apple or two about science!
You have to scare the pants off the 1980's
Boo.
You have to hide the electric chair
It never works.
You have to blow up the people
:omg:... OK.
You have to rescue the princess from the clutches of the urine sample
Where the **** am I, anyway?!
You have to get addicted to the spleen
MMM... spleens.

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