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On the upside I graduate soon yay school[DOUBLEPOST=1445886275,1445886244][/DOUBLEPOST]AND SO ENDED THE LIFE UPDATE FROM MONSTRMAN

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Life does suck.

For those times Life sucks, I recommend the following therapies...

1. Sugary-delights
2. Watching the sunrise
3. Petting a cat... or two, or three
4. Dancing in the rain... or listening to a rain generator
5. Ball pits... definitely this one...

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And, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy for your graduation, monstr!! *gives you marshmallows*

Always take the college path. The career path is shorter, yes, but it pays less in the long run. Besides, the spinner has no memory & can slow you down anyway.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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^ Oh my gosh I didn't realize how much I miss ball pits until this moment

Real life ball pits are actually kind of disgusting. Kids pee in there, man.

I'd be cool with having a private ball pit in my place. Just clean out a back room, set up an enclosure, dump in a bunch of balls, and hey presto.

...actually, I bet that'd be real comfortable to sleep in. Like why not.

I'd rather have a marshmallow pit. Softer and tastier.

^ and stickier.

Frozen marshmallows.

I actually didn't really like ball pits much when I was a kid.

You know what was teh ****? Those handlebars you hold onto and you slide down while hanging like a zipline. I dunno what they were called. But they always had them at Discovery Zone.

I was all about the mazes.

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dont talk to me about life

[QUOTE="ScottyMcGee, post: 1570285, member: 31048"]I actually didn't really like ball pits much when I was a kid.

You know what was teh ****? Those handlebars you hold onto and you slide down while hanging like a zipline. I dunno what they were called. But they always had them at Discovery Zone.[/QUOTE]

Did you mean 'flying fox'? Although ours got upgraded and has a disc to sit on now.

Discovery Zone was the S***. That is all.

[QUOTE="spooky scary bearatons, post: 1570312, member: 30168"]life



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Talk



Don't life to me about talk[DOUBLEPOST=1446437179,1446437118][/DOUBLEPOST]I was a kid and did things once.

You ever do too many things all at once?

I was the best at that.

Now I'm an old man made of broken legos

There was this place called Fuzzy's where I lived that was like Discovery Zone but also a copycat of Chuck E Cheeses. I was like 5 or so when I punched someone in the face for the first time. I was in those tube mazes and then heard a girl crying. So I found her in this room with a bouncy net and asked what was wrong. She said this boy hit her and threw her down. So I asked what he looked like and she described this blond hair kid with glasses. So I went back in the tube maze and around a corner I ran into a blond hair kid with glasses. I asked him if he hit a girl and he was like "yeah" so I punched him in the face and ran away.

So I'm trying to find my friends and then I get stopped by this lady, and I have no idea who she is but she's yelling at me. Then I realize the blond haired kid was standing behind her and HIS FACE WAS SO WRECKED. I think I broke his glasses but his nose was gushing with blood. His mom wanted to see my mother but I was like "Bitch go away" and I just awkwardly ran off.


Fuzzy's was my Showdown at the O.K. Corral. Shame that place went under like most of those kid places.

We also had something similar, but it was locally owned. Papa's Pizza~.

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And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"