I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie

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I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie

#1

Post by Scarecrow » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:45 am

It took me ten goes to get the spelling right.

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Post by Deepfake » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:27 pm

You other brothers can't deny.
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying

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#3

Post by Calamity Panfan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:29 pm

and when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and that round thing in yo face I get SPRUNG
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by Deepfake » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:42 pm

wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
I muttered 'light as a board, stiff as a feather' for 2 days straight and now I've ascended, ;aughing at olympus and zeus is crying

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#5

Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:43 pm

Deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:48 pm

OH BABY I wanna get wit' cha, and take yo pic'cha
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by Marilink » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:56 am

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes...
Carthago delendum est

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:13 am

M-M-ME SO HORNY
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#9

Post by Deku Tree » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:22 am

The thread title was the plot to the first draft of Liar Liar

Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?

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Post by Deepfake » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:29 am

well use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average groupie
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:46 am

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'

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Post by Nomyt » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:44 am

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!
Peace and Love X

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#13

Post by Deku Tree » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:56 am

It was going to be called Pants on Fire

She's sweat, wet
Got it going like a turbo 'Vette

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Post by Marilink » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:47 am

I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing!
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Post by Calamity Panfan » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:54 am

Take an average black man and ask him that....
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Post by Marilink » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:19 pm

She gotta pack much back!
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#17

Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:03 am

So, fellas!
YEAH!
Fellas!
YEAH!
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
HELL YEAH!

And remember, "I'm-a JoCo, number one!"

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#18

Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:24 am

Tell 'em to shake it!
SHAKE IT!
Shake it!
SHAKE IT
Shake that healthy butt!
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Post by Scarecrow » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:49 am

Baby got back

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Post by Shane » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:53 pm

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