Platonic crushes

[Apiary Tazy]

It's more like shattered dreams and the beginning of one's path to villainy.

[ScottyMcGee]

Very rarely.

When I do, I make an utter fool of myself.

I sometimes do that stupid thing where I try to pretend like I'm into a thing they're into too, or that I agree with a certain point of view.

and it's just like

[smol Kat]

[QUOTE="Loot, post: 1560888, member: 21459"]so when a splatoon likes another splatoon does that make it a squid squish?

if they're rejected is it a squish squash?

did nyan have a squish on squeege?

KEEP IT COMING.[/QUOTE]

I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
although interestingly it started as a squish and then turned into a romantic crush and then turned into LUUUUUV *makes everyone including us vomit*

[QUOTE="I REALLY HATE POKEMON!, post: 1560939, member: 18119"]platonic friendzone

is that an enemy?[/QUOTE]
best frenemies forever

update: two minutes since I read that and I'm still laughing
dammit, loot!

[Calamity Panfan]

seems like i currently have a platonic crush on one person and an actual romantic crush with another

the experience is super interesting to compare

[Apollo the Just]

^ but in both cases, you need to resist the urge to do stupid **** that for some reason your brain is like "no trust me theyll be really impressed"

[Calamity Panfan]

^ yup, just in the past day i've had the classic moment where i think i'm saying something clever and i'm like NO WAIT THAT WAS SUPER LAME I PROMISE I'M ACTUALLY NOT A CORNBALL in both situations so that's always fun

[spooky scary bearatons]

my brain is constantly wired to "hello ladies" mode so yeah story of my life

[Deepfake]

[QUOTE="spooky scary bearatons, post: 1562126, member: 30168"]my brain is constantly wired to "hello ladies" mode so yeah story of my life[/QUOTE]