Things to do and NOT do in Disneyland

[Sim Kid]

Things to do at Disneyland:

-Make silly faces in Space Mountain
-Single Rider rides to get short lines
-Fast Pass Cars Racers when they are up.
-Eat Corn Dogs for Breakfast
-Eat at the Bengal Barbecue
-Repeatedly shoot the targets in Astro Blasters when the ride stops
-Get a pineapple whip
-Ride Space Mountain with your eyes closed in the back road.
-Take a picture of the new Arrendale in the Storybook Land canal boats
-Go **** on the spinning teacups when you spin the wheel.

Things NOT to do:
-Break your ankle (Which I did... the doctor thinks I may have slammed it into something)
-Drop your ice cream on the ground after a rainstorm. (YUCK.)
-Splash in puddles
-Use strollers as a shopping cart. (Why on earth do people do this?)
-Throw a water bottle off of Goofy's Flight School in California adventure and cause the ride to shut down.
-Bring shredded up napkins into the log of Splash Mountain, then stomp them and turn them to mush.