masa destroyer of garden chairs

[spooky scary bearatons]

last night i sat on a chair in my garden and it broke and i fell through it

i was embarrassed, but my pride kept me together



i just fell through the other one


my **** parents are gonna kill me

ahhahahahahaaha

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

I was witness to a drunk girl fall straight through a chair. Her embarrassment was tangible but she dealt with it better than I expected.

[Marilink]

The solutions are obvious:

1. STOP BEING FAT

2. GET BETTER CHAIRS

[smol Kat]

Once at a summer camp I broke a table. That was fun.

[Deepfake]

I expected this thread to contain Masa smashing stuff up with lawn chairs all WWE style. I refuse to leave disappointed, Masa. You have a job to do.

[spooky scary bearatons]

dont tempt me

[spooky scary bearatons]

AND THATS A HAT TRICK. ALL THREE CHAIRS IN THE BACKYARD DESTROYED BY MY FAT ASS.

[Marilink]

Masahiro Chairsbane, First of his Name

[spooky scary bearatons]

mate you dont even know. there I am just wanting a smoke after a hard days work, i sit down, suddenly i hear a ripping noise, everything goes slow motion as i fall through the third chair in a week WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. i refuse to sit on stupid foldy garden chairs ever again.