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Post by Gumchum » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:10 pm

Man Lies in Pantry; Black Fairy Present
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Visit The Official Website of the Action Force 5!
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Post by Ace Mercury » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:24 pm

You know what they say about men with big noses...
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Post by imported_c_jks » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:27 am

^They use big tissues.
The NRA says \"Guns don\'t kill people, people kill people\"...but I think the gun helps. I don\'t think someone going around yelling \"BANG!\" is going to kill too many people.

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Post by A Genius » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:11 pm

As if the nose thing wasn't enough, his middle finger was several times as long as it should've been, which led to some very awkward situations...
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Post by OcarinaMan » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:44 pm

And tonights top news story: A mother finally gives birth, after an extended labor period... of 83 years...
You can\'t spell \"women\" without woe.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:42 pm

"Geez mom, give it a rest. I'm 47 years old now!"
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Post by Ace Mercury » Sun Jan 04, 2004 12:40 am

What are you smiling at!?
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