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Bar Brawl 2.0

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:37 pm
by Red
It's about time we had another Bar Fight.

*Smashes chair over the next poster's head*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:18 pm
by Soisy
*dodges and pulls out a .357 only to realize there are no bullets left*
FACEPALM

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:26 pm
by Red
LOL fool.

*Grabs a bottle of Jack Danels, drinks it, and hurls it at you*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:28 pm
by Soisy
*does a 180 so none of the puke hits skin, then grabs an empty bottle and chucks it at him*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:39 pm
by Red
ninja dude 9 wrote:*does a 180 so none of the puke hits skin, then grabs an empty bottle and chucks it at him*

I meant the bottle not it's contents, but whatever.

*breaks off a chair leg and beats Ninja Dude with it*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:43 pm
by Soisy
oooooooooooh

*karate chop that breaks the chair leg, then does an arm-bar, breaking Mush's right arm*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:50 pm
by Red
ARGH!!! you shouldn't have done that.

*whips out a double-barrel shotgun and shoots Ninja in the face*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:58 pm
by Soisy
ninjastic shotgun-proof face shield

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:00 pm
by VG_Addict
*VGA comes in and breaks a bottle of vodka over Mushman's head*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:01 pm
by Red
Shoulda seen that coming.

*reloads and shoots VGA's nonshotgun-proof face*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:02 pm
by VG_Addict
*VGA grabs a pool cue and jams it through Ninja Dude's eye*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:04 pm
by Soisy
if its shotgun proof, it can take a pool cue

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:06 pm
by Red
Mind if I sit out for awhile?

*Sits down next to the drunk in the corner, fixes up a spilt for my arm, and orders a Root Beer Float*

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:26 pm
by Soisy
me too, sits in front of TV to watch TDI

--be back at 10, going to take a bath--

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:47 am
by Red
*Mush Man (who's arm has completely healed) grabs his empty bottles, and starts chucking them at VGA*

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:25 pm
by Soisy
:ninja: taking advantage of the oportunity, i pull out my crossbow and fires at mush

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:18 pm
by Red
*Ninja forgot to load his crossbow*

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:06 pm
by Soisy
AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FAIL for ninja

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:08 pm
by Red
*Jumps over the bar and begins throwing bottles at Ninja*

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:13 pm
by Soisy
*flips over table and hides behind it*