The life of Vegeta: A DBZ spin-off
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 4:45 am
Vegeta was really bored since the defeat of Majin Buu. He settled back and watched his favorite Soap Opera, "I stinking hate every stinking hair on your stinking head".
"No no no Peter! Why must you leave me?" The TV said.
"I can't....(Line)...Tell you."
"Why?"
"Okay I will. I've been having an Affair."
"Oh! With whom?"
"With my sister in law's Second cousin's son's daughter's Sister's Son's Daughter."
"You mean.....Mimi?"
"Yes."
"YOU FESTERING FOUR EYED-"
Then the picture vanished from the screen as a newscaster appeared on the television screen.
"We interrupt 'I stinking hate every stinking hair on your stinking head' for a special news report: It seems that someone with an 'M' on their forehead has been seen somewhere around....some random place in the world. It is possible that Babadi the second is behind this, but it is highly doubtful that this is the work of Babadi the first, who was behind the whole Majin Buu and Majin Vegeta incident. And in other news, Vegeta wears Pink "Furby" underwear." Said the Newscaster.
"I DO NOT! DIE EVIL TELEVISION!!!!' Yelled Vegeta as he went Super Saiyen and blasted the Television into another dimension.
"VEGETA! That's the 6th TV you've blasted this month! I'm gonna have to sign you up for anger management class!" Said Bulma as she went out the door to sign Vegeta up for Anger management class.
What will Vegeta do at his anger Management class? You decide.
"No no no Peter! Why must you leave me?" The TV said.
"I can't....(Line)...Tell you."
"Why?"
"Okay I will. I've been having an Affair."
"Oh! With whom?"
"With my sister in law's Second cousin's son's daughter's Sister's Son's Daughter."
"You mean.....Mimi?"
"Yes."
"YOU FESTERING FOUR EYED-"
Then the picture vanished from the screen as a newscaster appeared on the television screen.
"We interrupt 'I stinking hate every stinking hair on your stinking head' for a special news report: It seems that someone with an 'M' on their forehead has been seen somewhere around....some random place in the world. It is possible that Babadi the second is behind this, but it is highly doubtful that this is the work of Babadi the first, who was behind the whole Majin Buu and Majin Vegeta incident. And in other news, Vegeta wears Pink "Furby" underwear." Said the Newscaster.
"I DO NOT! DIE EVIL TELEVISION!!!!' Yelled Vegeta as he went Super Saiyen and blasted the Television into another dimension.
"VEGETA! That's the 6th TV you've blasted this month! I'm gonna have to sign you up for anger management class!" Said Bulma as she went out the door to sign Vegeta up for Anger management class.
What will Vegeta do at his anger Management class? You decide.