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Well, it's finally happened. Someone made the first ever real-life retractable lightsaber.

I'd rather have a more practical weapon, like a slingshot, or a baseball bat, or a squeaky inflatable clown hammer. Or a big paper bag of fireworks. Yeah. Imagine throwing a big bag of fireworks at some Jedi. He slices it in half with his lightsaber. Saber cooks off a couple of the fireworks, igniting the rest. Sparks cascade all over the dumb Jedi, and his robes and hippie hair catch on fire. You point and laugh while he rolls around on the ground, fully engulfed in flames, crying and wetting himself.

They should have had Ki-Adi-Mundi die that way. It would have been funny.

That's pretty freaking sweet, not gonna lie.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

A retractable lightsaber is a wonderful tool for any Star Wars fan or lightsaber enthusiast. One of the most significant benefits of a retractable lightsaber is its versatility. Unlike traditional, non-retractable lightsabers, retractable lightsabers can be easily stored and transported without taking up much space. They can also be adjusted to different lengths, allowing for a greater range of motion and making it easier to use in different situations. I just bought [spam link removed ~mod]. Additionally, retractable lightsabers often have various sound and light effects that add to the overall experience, making them perfect for cosplay or display purposes. With their combination of functionality and fun, retractable lightsabers are a fantastic addition to any collection.