Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[Infernal Dragoon]

Heroine of the Dragon gave me the Thingy plus an extra large bag of marshmallows. I take the Thingy and teleport it to a random area.

Goblin Ninja: Wait, How come you did that? Wouldn't it be better if you kept it?

GF7:It's more fun this way. Now stop bothering me! I'm trying to eat my marshmallows!

[DR.Death]

DR.Death: so speed how do you like my sweet pad
speed racer: its alright i could go for some nachos though
DR.Death: same here minion! summon up me and my pal here 1 large bowl of nachos and a keg of soda with
Minion: right away sir *summons then leaves the room*
DR.Death: ah this is the life *flips on plasma screen tv*
speed racer: this is a weird nacho
DR.Death: whoa don't eat that! its a thingy i haven't seen one of these in forever
speed racer: well i know what that means so ima scram before someone comes to kill you and take that
DR.Death see ya later then *puts thingy underneath sofa*

[Valigarmander]

Val eats the sofa and promptly regurgitates the Thingy.

He then hides it in the Library of Congress, where IT WILL NEVER BE FOUND.

[Vapor]

I look it up in the registry, take it and a copy of the Necronomicon out, and hide in the actual Congress.

[Valigarmander]

I go to Congress and shout, "Look! A naked woman with a keg of beer!"

You are the only one who jumps up and looks, seeing as the rest of Congress reproduces asexually. I beat you up and take the Thingy, and hide it in an ordinary can of chili beans.

(i.e. I'm making chili right now and I can't be original.)

[Vapor]

I throw the can off a cliff. I don't bother to take the thingy, but months later I find it in a suddenly appearing hole in my backyard. I chill with the thingy.

[Red]

You chill so much you freeze. I take the thingy and go to the local disco.

[Vapor]

Disco dies. Then you die. George Carlin dies. George W. Bush dies. James dies. I take the Thingy.

[Red]

Disco is revived, I am revived. I steal the thingy, chop your head off, and go to the moon.

[Jailbreaker]

I eat you and the moon, and the thingy comes out my nose.

[Red]

That was my stunt double I steal the thingy back and go to The Twilght Zone.

[Jailbreaker]

The Twilight Zone blows up, and the thingy pops out of my little gopher hole.

Oh, and your stunt double was tasty.

[VG_Addict]

I bribe the gopher into giving me the Thingy and go to the Satellite of Love from MST3K.

[Greenmarioman]

Love is overrated, so you blow up. I take the thingy and go to Pluto.

[Jailbreaker]

Pluto doesn't exist anymore.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I take the Thingy from Pluto (or where it originally was) and then suddenly something hits me

GF7: If Pluto's gone, what happened to Vapor and his main base on Pluto?

Ridley: We destroyed it, remember?

GF7: I remember, but I thought he would've rebuilt it. lets just get out of here.

[Red]

As you start to leave you are hit by a passing comet and pass out. I fly by in my space ship a snatch the Thingy. Then I fly to Mars.

[Greenmarioman]

Mars has no air and your head asplodes. I take the thingy and tie it to jailbreakers face.

[Red]

I kidnap jailbreaker and keep him in a small room with only bread and water once a day.

[Greenmarioman]

I blow up jailbreaker and take the thingy and give it to Mushman.