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Heh, yeah, as a desperate attempt to get caught up with my NC lists, I'm going to ask you all for some help. I know there is no way I can come up with 8, count them, 8 different Top 10 Lists in order to get back to the present month. So PLEASE! Help! Heh. Anyway, here's the plan. There are 8 months that I need to post a Top 10 List for.

Feburary
March
April
May
June (Reserved for Top 10 Greatest Games of All Time)
July
August
September

So, if you want, please post a Top 10 List in it's full completion. Try to keep it Mario/Video Game/NC related. Or if you want, take an idea from an old Top 10 List and twist it in your own way. But if your Top 10 list is good, and I mean really good, then I'll put it up. You can write for any generic month or write for a specific month. Popular choices are any Top 10 list that make fun of me. So yeah, sound cool? Lets get to work. Remember, if we get these Top 10 lists up to date, that means I can update other parts of NC, like the crossover.-jay

Top Ten Reasons Why an NC Forumer is Writing This Instead of Jay:

10. Jay had surgery. Not neccessarily neccessary surgery.
9. Jay was too busy with Chrono Trigger (still).
8. Jay needed a break. But he couldn't get one. So he made one.
7. Jay was hung by his underwear on a basketball hoop. Hard to update from such a position.
6. The battery on Jay's update alarm died, so he didn't know until it was too late.
5. Jay bribed the forumer.
4. Jay was killed. As a result, he couldn't write up his own list. Terribly tragic, that.
3. Jay was too busy with schoolwork.
2. Jay was desperate.
1. Jay's a lazy knee-biting dumbohead.

Do we have to put up the things that are on the list? I mean, that kinda spoils it...

Top Ten Reasons Jay's Comix Rule

Top Ten Retarded SSB3 Ideas Ever:

10: Wario (NO MORE MARIO CHARACTERS. They already make up 1/3 of the SSBM roster as it is)
9: Crash Bandicoot ("Hey, he was in a GBA game, why not in a GameCube game?")
8: Knuckles
7: Ky Kiske
6: Solid Snake
5: Goku/Vegeta/Trunks/Any other DBZ character (They would have ranked higher, but the other ideas were, indeed, much stupider)
4: Sub-Zero
3: Dr. Luigi (Oh dear sweet heavenly almighty Father God, NO)
2: Master Chief (This would have gotten number one, buuuuut...)
1: Jason Voorhees (This guy took number 1. Hands down, the stupidest SSB3 idea EVER)

Originally posted by Chunky Kong12345:
[QB]Do we have to put up the things that are on the list? I mean, that kinda spoils it...

Well, yeah, that's what I was thinking. You post a full Top 10 list, and if it's good, I'll put it up with your name on it.-jay

Top 10 reasons Why Phantasy Star III Sucks the Big One:
10. The font sucks.
9. The sound is annoying.
8. It sucks.
7. The music doesn't blend in very well.
6. This game can put you to sleep.
5. It sucks.
4. The battle animations SUCK.
3. Offensive magic is useless.
2. The original Phantasy Star had better graphics than this game, and it was 8-bit!
1. It just SUCKS!!!

How is it? (despite my PDN)

Top 10 Ways to make a Top 10 List

10. Steal one.
9. Search the internet for random things, and put them in the Top 10 list in a random order. Figure out what those things have in common later.
8. Buy Dr. Donez's "Book of Top 10 Lists", for only $999.99
7. Steal one.
6. Ask your mom what she thinks of ten random things, and if people complain, blame her.
5. Forget about it for a few months, and then make up a list explaining why you didn't make one up before.
4. Steal one.
3. Think of one answer, and put it in several times.
2. Steal one.
1. Get a lackey to do it for you, or failing that, a VGFer.

[ October 11, 2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]

Top 10 Mario Look-a-likes:

10. Marlon Brando
9. Rudy Giulianni
8. Bob Hoskins
7. Rosie O'Donnel
6. Danny DeVito
5. James Gandolfini
4. Roseanne Bar with a moustache
3. Jason Alexander
2. Nathan Lane
1. Dr. Phil

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

^LOLZ I like that one.

Top 10 Titles for an NC Movie

10.NC Wars
9.Fred of the Jungle
8.Riding on Carpets with Birds
7.How Luigi got his Groove back
6.My Big Fat Taco Wedding
5.Lord of the Fruits: The Fellowship of Citrusman
4.Mario Busters
3.Citrusman and the concentrate factory
2.Freddy Vs. Mario
1.The Jayfather

I know, some of them are corny. You can take the idea but you dont have to take the actual list, or take some and make your own.

Top Ten things that NC will probbably not feature

10. Frequent Updates
9. A provider of it's own (no more VGF)
8. Availability in 10 different languages, including Pig Latin.
7. The 321st VGF Telethon (The site will either be dead or not needing it by then)
6. A TV Show
5. Frequent Updates
4. Viewer Comix
3. Anything exclusively run by Codiekitty
2. A flash game dedicated to Citrus Man
1. Frequent Updates

Top Ten Reasons Why Shane takes so long to fix the user sections

10. He needs to raise money to fix it.
9. The Server is very old.
8. Napoleon and Lemonjello take up his time by evading bans.
7. He is on frequent trips to random parts of the planet.
6. He is having it done by trained monkeys.
5. Viruses plague everything! EVERYTHING!
4. Look! A Butterfly!
3. There is no number 3.
2. He is singing the HMS Pinafore!
1. His Job takes up all the time, leaving a few hours for VGF and very little time to fix annoying server problems.

No offense, Shane, but I do wonder what makes it take so long to fix the user sections after the server messes up...

Originally posted by Citrus Man:
Frequent Updates

Ouch, that's cold.

And yeah, the whole "repeating the same joke in the same Top 10 List" is really getting old. I'm more likely to put up lists that don't do that, heh.-jay

Here's another try...

September: Top ten NC-related things not to do on the first day of school

10. Say "You're perfect! You're outstanding! You're even better than pat! I wish this army could have ten of you! You're hired!" when someone tries to make friends with you.

9. Try to prove in Geometry that Jay Resop does not exist.

8. Decorate your locker/backpack with Comix printouts.

7. Blow up the world in a three-frame style.

6. Deathray someone.

5. Become Citrus Man.

4. Try to fly.

3. Call your best friend "Bill" and refer to
school as "Law School".

2. Kill a sleeping classmate.

1. Skip class to check NC.

[ October 11, 2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Citrus Man ]

Top 10 Songs on Fred Fred Revolution

10. Captain Churro (Grandale Remix)
9. Witch Doctor Donez
8. Let Them Extra Move
7. My Ice Pick
6. Tele-Clone Operator
5. REDOX 300
4. Orange (Star)
3. Kung-Fu Fighting (Hey, even Fred sings it)
2. Can't Stop Shootin' My Gun
1. Deathrayin' the Floor

Note: All are parodies of DDR song titles. If I need to, I'll post the real songs too.

Which ones have you taken into consideration so far, Jay?

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And yeah, the whole "repeating the same joke in the same Top 10 List" is really getting old. I'm more likely to put up lists that don't do that, heh.-jay[/QB]

Okay then, I'll try again...

Top 10 Reasons Why Mario Doesn't Exist

10. He shouldn't.
9. Luigi's cooler anyway
8. Mario's been around so long, and he's been middle-aged for so long, he has to be dead by now.
7. The babble fish.
6. The world exploded. NOTHING exists!
5. Using the power of his mind, Jay erased Mario from existance.
4. Fred says so.
3. Bill agrees.
2. So does Dr. D.
1. 'Cuz we don't want him to.

Top 10 April Fools Jokes Jay didn't use AGAIN for April Fools (As told in the perspective of Jay himself!)

10. . I'm turning the site over to Shigeru Miyamoto. He showed intrest, and he has more free time than I do.
9. God spoke to me in a dream! NC is a sacred site!
8. Forget Mario Characters! Starting today, this'll be a Neglected ZELDA Character website!
7. YOU'RE ALL BANNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
6. The Earth Exploded! Again!
5. The aliens...oh you know.
4. Free NC Cookies for anyone who comes to NC today!
3. New NC Game! It's called Donez the Rappa!
2. I've decided to transfer all power over SMBHQ to Bill Gates in exchange for $1,000,000! So long, suckers!
1. I've conquered Nintendoland! All your base are belong to us!

Top 10 Pokemon!

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Just kidding! They all suck! Except for Kyogre...

Top 10 Projected NC Events
10. Jay moves to Colorado.
9. Bill goes to college.
8. Fred buys a car.
7. Mario Busters 16
6. Professor Executrain kills Jay.
5. Jay dies.
4. Microsoft buys NC and turns it into "No Characters", retaining the NC abbreviation, but totally gutting the name, making our efforts petty and pointless.
3. Petty.
2. Pointless.
1. Jay makes Dylan a Neglected Character, despite the fact that Dylan is really a colored Mega Man sprite that hasn't appeared in one game.
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Originally posted by Dylan:
Top 10 Pokemon!

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Just kidding! They all suck! Except for Kyogre...

Top 10 Projected NC Events
10. Jay moves to Colorado.
9. Bill goes to college.
8. Fred buys a car.
7. Mario Busters 16
6. Professor Executrain kills Jay.
5. Jay dies.
4. Microsoft buys NC and turns it into "No Characters", retaining the NC abbreviation, but totally gutting the name, making our efforts petty and pointless.
3. Petty.
2. Pointless.
1. Jay makes Dylan a Neglected Character, despite the fact that Dylan is really a colored Mega Man sprite that hasn't appeared in one game.
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That has happened, what, Twice?

[ October 14, 2003, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: Boomer ]