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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Wed May 21, 2003 2:57 pm

They won't let me have a hotmail account for the biggest load of bull**** I've ever heard!:

Reason #1: You don't know what mindless garbage you may recieve.

Puh-lease! I've seen more garbage in Lupus's profile!

Reason #2: You might be hacked.

Hackers don't know me, so I can't get hacked.

Follow-up to Reason #2: But they might find your account.

They never found your accounts, so what makes you think they'll find mine?

Reason #3: We don't want you recieving porn e-mails.

I don't go to porn sites, so I won't recieve them.

Reason #4: You are able to use PMing at VGF. Why can't you stick with that?

Because practically everyone there has a hotmail account.

Unfortunately, they're too pigheaded to realize that I'm not 5 years old anymore. I'm almost 13! When will they grow up and learn that it's not the 1960s anymore?

[ May 26, 2003, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Homer_At_Home ]

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Post by Greatluigi » Wed May 21, 2003 3:08 pm

And, apparently, I can see where you got yours; through inheritance.

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Post by goldendarkmechayoshi » Wed May 21, 2003 3:18 pm

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Post by Greatluigi » Wed May 21, 2003 3:43 pm

Originally posted by BSSD is intensely angry.:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
... :rolleyes:

[ May 21, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: SATAN'S CHILD ]

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Post by blakyoshi7 » Wed May 21, 2003 4:58 pm

Wow. They definetly ate too much cheese.

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Post by goldendarkmechayoshi » Wed May 21, 2003 5:44 pm

Originally posted by blakyoshi7 lost his mind. Find it.:
Wow. They definetly ate too much cheese.
They drank too much soda also.

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Post by Beam Yosho the Drunkard » Wed May 21, 2003 8:52 pm

Cheese soda. It's bad for you. Gives you gas.
Your parents need to loosen up a bit, and maybe you might even get your own page. They should also get Computer lessons.

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Post by Black Mage Is Back » Wed May 21, 2003 9:02 pm

They all are.

Make one anyway. Who really cares about authority? ;)

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Post by Matthius » Wed May 21, 2003 10:31 pm

You could be a regular Johnny Rebel. A real James Dean kind of guy. (I guess the James Dean of Computers?)
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Post by CaptHayfever » Wed May 21, 2003 11:17 pm

How to respond to your parents' idiocy:

1) "See the button marked 'Delete'?"

2) Register the account with false info, and it won't matter it you get hacked.
Follow-up) See previous answer.

3) Your ISP email account has the same chance of porn spam as any free account. And like you said, if you don't go to porn sites, you probably won't get the ads.

4) Not everyone in the world is on VGF. And not everyone on VGF uses PMs.

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Post by PenguinMan » Wed May 21, 2003 11:23 pm

While being a rebel might be considered "cool", I suggest you try to reason with them. Much wiser, since you won't run the risk of getting in trouble for having something that is ultimately unnecessary. Use some of the reasons CHF gave you, and you could also say that spam isn't as big as a problem as the media says it is. They're just blowing things out of proportion, as usual.

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Post by Beam Yosho the Drunkard » Thu May 22, 2003 1:02 am

^ True. Spam just has crap like Baklava( A bread I believe.), Perfumes, and Free Vacations. Nothing bad, just annoying. And I believe there are Spam blockers.

[ May 22, 2003, 12:08 AM: Message edited by: BeamYosho ]

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Post by LvK is grounded but may get on some » Thu May 22, 2003 12:03 pm

blockers that get easily bypassed after a while. And there is porn spam, I get it on a daily basis somehow X_X, but you only get it through suscribing to seedier things from my experience.

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Post by Bodacious » Fri May 23, 2003 3:57 am

Originally posted by II Mage:
They all are.

Make one anyway. Who really cares about authority? ;)

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Authority does not exist. No one has any right to tell you what to do, and that includes your parents. Get the hotmail account.

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Post by King_Link_Mario » Fri May 23, 2003 10:15 am

stuuupid. I can't believe this. The Internet is not as dangerous as people want you to beleive. I could tell you loads about myself and I doubt you'd ever find me. Also hacking can happen to everyone. Email isn't something to cry about if you lose it to a hacker. There are many many many other ways for a hacker to wreck your computer then through Email. In fact You just never open any files that go with Email.
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Post by PenguinMan » Fri May 23, 2003 2:29 pm

Originally posted by Bodacious:
Authority does not exist. No one has any right to tell you what to do, and that includes your parents.
You are so off it's hardly funny.

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Fri May 23, 2003 5:28 pm

[ May 23, 2003, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: Homer ]

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Post by Bodacious » Sat May 24, 2003 3:35 am

Originally posted by PenguinMan26: Dancing Machine:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bodacious:
Authority does not exist. No one has any right to tell you what to do, and that includes your parents.
You are so off it's hardly funny.

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</font>[/QUOTE]Why don't you "enlighten" me penguin man?

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Post by CaptHayfever » Sat May 24, 2003 12:28 pm

Why don't I do it, since I got here first.

What you're promoting here is anarchy. Guess what? Anarchy never works. It never has, and it never will. It just leads to chaos.
The law of the jungle is more civilized than an anarchistic civilization.

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Post by thereallemon » Sat May 24, 2003 12:33 pm

Optimum Online is better than those cheap online address creator websites. Or you could try Yahoo.

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