Torture Mario #2!

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Torture Mario #2!

#1

Post by Dark_Mario7 » Sun May 18, 2003 7:28 pm

I was looking over the old topics when I came across my old Torture Mario topic. It was succesful so I decided to re-make it.
Here's how it goes:
-Its like create your own adeventure except you pick the letter at the end of the paragraph(by me)
-Please don't flame. I've learned my lesson. :D
-Have fun
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Mario was going to his house after he got done eating at the re-built El Paste, when a shasowy figure loomed out of the dumpster.

Mario:Hey who are you?
??:I'm...

A)Luigi
B)Richard Simmons
C)Jay Resop
D)Alfred the Magical Microwave of DOOM!
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#2

Post by NeglectedOne908 » Sun May 18, 2003 9:01 pm

its so wrong... Richard Simons!!
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Sun May 18, 2003 9:04 pm

Richard:IM RICHARD SIMMONS! LETS FLEX OUR ABS!!
Mario:Oh God no!
Richard:HUG ME!
Mario:NO!
Richard:Then I'll...

A)Dance the Moses!
B)Hug you!
C)Lick a Zebra
D)GET FAT!
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Post by tuatara » Sun May 18, 2003 10:06 pm

A!
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Sun May 18, 2003 10:25 pm

Ricard :D ANCE THE MOSES!
Mario:Wait..THATS MY DANCE!

Mario and Richard get in a fight. Mario gets knocked out and ends up in Bowser's Lair.

Bowser:Ha Mario! I will torture you by..

A)Dancing on you
B)Showing How Microsoft took over Disney Land educational video
C)Lick an apple
D)Sing "Hit me baby one more time"
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Mon May 19, 2003 4:44 pm

*bump*
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Post by homer » Mon May 19, 2003 4:48 pm

C X_X

Edit:Woah,that was fast.lol

[ May 19, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: homer ]
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Post by Auron » Mon May 19, 2003 4:48 pm

(C)
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Post by goldendarkmechayoshi » Mon May 19, 2003 4:50 pm

D(It's so evil that i'm getting goosebumps)
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Mon May 19, 2003 4:54 pm

Bowser;I'll lick an apple!
Mario:Thats no so-
Bowser:The apple sings Hit me baby one more time!
Mario:GOD NO THE HORROR!

*10 Hours Later..*

Bowser:So? Howd you like it? He left..

Mario:Finally my house...WAIT WHO'S THAT?

A)Jay Resop
B)Orangutang Bob
C)Jimmy the Shoe
D)George Foreman's Wife Genifer

[ May 19, 2003, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Plain ol' Dark_Mario ]
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Post by goldendarkmechayoshi » Mon May 19, 2003 4:58 pm

A!
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Mon May 19, 2003 5:02 pm

Mario:JAY RESOP!
Jay:Last time, I appeared like, 57 times in the last topic.
Mario:So?
Jay:Ummm...die?
Mario:NOOOOOOOOOO!
Jay:HAHAHAH!

*5 days later*

Mario:NOOOOO!
Jay:GOD THE HORROR! I guess I'll..

A)Dance
B)Take over the world
C)Lick a shoe
D)Sniff my grandma
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Post by goldendarkmechayoshi » Mon May 19, 2003 5:21 pm

C!
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Post by blakyoshi7 » Mon May 19, 2003 5:24 pm

C and D (Now THAT's messed up!)
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Mon May 19, 2003 5:36 pm

(Please try to make ONE choice.Last time I'll do this)

Jay:I guess I'll lick a shoe and sniff my grandma!
Mario:Thats just wrong..
Jay:So is this!
Mario:NO! THATS-

A)A picture of my toilet, naked!
B)My face!
C)A movie of Microsoft thats educational!
D)My face!
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Post by blakyoshi7 » Mon May 19, 2003 10:33 pm

Hmm... hard choice. B or D?
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Mon May 19, 2003 10:53 pm

Mario:MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Jay:Beaut-OH MY BEJESUS OF MARY ANN ROSS!

Jay ran off while mario decided to watch some TV on the Channel 89¼ News Channel

Reporter:This just in! A robber is stealing Brauny Paper Towels out of peoples houses for an evil plot-related scheme.The alleged "robber man" is none other than..

A)Jay Resop
B)Richard Simmons
X)Ordono the Fuzzy Fish from New Zealand
v)Jimbo the Janitor guy
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Post by blakyoshi7 » Mon May 19, 2003 10:54 pm

A
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Tue May 20, 2003 9:04 pm

Mario:JAY RESOP!
Bowser:JAY RESOP!
BILL COSBY:JAY RESOP!
Jay:JAY RESOP!

Mario locked his doors and windows and grabbed his trusty pie. He waited..

Jay:OPEN UP MARIO OR I'LL..

A)Use my trusty LASER CANNON OF DOOOM!
B)Dance the Moses
C)Lick a panda named Bingo
D)Make a commercial for Extra-Strength Milanta
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Post by blakyoshi7 » Tue May 20, 2003 9:15 pm

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