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Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 1:04 pm**

P.I.E is going to war agains the UN and I, being the leader of P.I.E, would like to rally troops against them!

UNCLE PIE WANTS YOU!
To kill the UN!

Leonardo Leonardo, which is a moderator on this board will probably close this topic! Let's not let that happen!

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 1:47 pm**

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! The UN destroyed one of my fav topix! They shall meet their doom at the hands of PIE!

[ May 18, 2003, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: blakyoshi7 has lost his marbles. ]

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 1:48 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 1:49 pm**

MEMBERS:
Richard of Wisconsin
blakyoshi7 of Ohio

No cows alowed!

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 1:55 pm**

Tweet.

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:05 pm**

*torches PIE headquarters (Well, OK, a cardboard box) and dances around laughing maniacally*

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:08 pm**

No birds, or stupid idiots with a torch.

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:09 pm**

*realises who RoW is and quickly puts out the fire*

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:10 pm**

I can't realize who he is.

Nappy, Lupus?

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:12 pm**

I am God

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:14 pm**

OK, I don't know who he is. I just guesswed it was either Nappy, Lupus or maybe Kamek.

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:17 pm**

No I am not your mother, so get that out of your're mind.

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:19 pm**

I don't think it's them.

[ May 18, 2003, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Greatluigi passed over 10,000 posts ]

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:25 pm**

No cows allowed? Crap.

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:25 pm**

I'm actually a 89 year old constipated guy living in a bathroom as shown hear:

[ May 18, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Richard of Wisconsin ]

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:27 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:27 pm**

*One day, Wisconsin is destroyed by the Cheese Star*

Lupus: Bwahahaha!

Murphy: NOOOO!! My cheesecake factory!! NOOOOOO!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!11111

Lupus: Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!11111!!!!1

Eddie Murphy: I use my powers of Elbows to make the pieces come together!

Lupus: NOOOOO!!!

*The Cheese Star is destroyed by a huge foot which appears out of the moon*

Lupus: FOOL I WILL GET MY VENGEANCE!!!

Murphy: Yeah, I did it!

Moon: No you didn't! For I am Mr. Moon, bringer of pain and anguish! I shall destroy NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, and every other crappy teenie band! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

C-3P0: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WE TRUSTED YOU!! YOU FAILED TO COOK THE GOOSE!!

*Suddenly Jon Weshe/t appears and wraps the moon in metal to protect the world, bringing peace and harmony to all Plastic Surgeons*

*THE NEXT DAY*

Me: I need to go and see the new games at E3.

Introbulus: I will come with you.

*Me, Introbulus, and some random satan worshipper named Bob jump in the Assmobile. We drive to E3, only we take a wrong turn and crash into the Eiffel Tower*

Introbulus: Holy crap! Now where do I get good car insurance!

Duck: Affleck!

*StuMan appears*

StuMan: Never fear! I will break down the Eiffel Tower and let you into England!

Me: You'd do that for me!

StuMan: No, I'd do it for Tim Curry!

Tim Curry: You make me proud StuMan.

StuMan: I love you!

*We drive into England. And all of Microsoft lived sadly never before (the opposite of "happily ever after")*

THE END

[ May 18, 2003, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Sir Fusion the Enforcer ]

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:29 pm**

Originally posted by Fusion is now Foredaddy.:
[QBMe, Introbulus, and some random satan worshipper named Bob jump in the Assmobile[/QB]

Tells alot with that assmobile...

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:29 pm**

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say that was a almost carbon copy of a post in an OG.
One of DVGBA's I believe.

EDIT: Ah, here we go.

[ May 18, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Theme of the Day: Legion ]

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:31 pm**

Fusion, if its natural for a human to suck ass, than you're one big human.

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All arms against the UN!

All arms against the UN!