NC Battle Academy

[WillTheExtraGuy]

This is based on the school where soon-to-be NCs learn their moves. It is a lot like NC School, only you learn special moves, not knowledge. Here are the rules:

1. The Anti-DBZ Machine is still in effect. No bringing in DBZ characters, or even imitating DBZ scenes.
2. You can bring Yu-Gi-Oh into the topic, just don't make every little battle a "duel".
3. Killing is allowed. But if it gets out of control, Mr. T. (the principal) will either throw you helluva far or suspend you. Or he may do both.
4. Detention is allowed. Just don't send every kid to detention (Note: This rule is for teachers only).
5. There will be deathmatches where the students try out what they've learned.

To signup as a student, fill this out:

Name:
Age:
Class: (Extra, Magical, Political, Random/Chaotic, Psychical, Technological, Intellectual, or Destructive)
Bio:
Other:

To signup as a staff, fill this out.

Name:
Age:
Job:
Bio:
Other:

Here's mine:

Name: "The Ultimate Warrior" a.k.a. "Fusion"
Age: Mostly Immortal (Partially was already taken by Intro)
Job: Vice Principal
Bio: He knows every move in the universe. He also knows everything about each warrior in existance, from strengths to weaknesses. He is seemingly immortal, which means that he looks unbeatable, but in reality, he is just immune to sickness, spells, drowning, smothering, squeezing, acid, etc.
Other: N/A

[ May 13, 2003, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: All your bases are belong to Fusion ]

[gamechamp3000]

Name: GC (Not Gamechamp, this is a little me)
Age: 6
Class: Intellectual/Technological/Magical
Bio: A little kid that is pretty much the smartest person at the school, nobody really listens to his hints on account of his age
Other: Is not a defenseless little kid, because he's really a robot that looks human, along with a strange program that even makes him age, hence why he's not a giant monster robot, and he doesn't really act how smart he is

GC walks in.

GC: Yay! This place will be great!

GC goes to the principal's office.

GC: Hey, mister, can I battle?

Resseti: No, you're too young to sign up for this school! And besides, there isn't anybody to battle in the school yet!

GC: But I wanna!

Resseti: You can't!

GC:I will!

GC suddenly gets an evil look on my face, and send out a wave of fire, burning Mr. Resseti up.

Resseti: Ack! OK! You're a great addition to the school!

GC hands the form to the principal.

GC: I'll be leaving for whatever stuff happens here.

GC leaves.

Resseti: Gaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! I can't wait until that little is killed!!!!! Nobody does that to Mr. Resseti!!!!!

Resseti walks out, and notices a giant hole in the wall, and Fusion is there with his jaw dropped.

Resseti: I see you've met our new student.

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

Name:Black Skull Dragoshi

Age:11

Class:Random/Chaotic/Magical/Physical

Bio:A Yoshi/Duel Monster/Koopa hybrid who is a skilled swordsman with a mysterious past,who is dead serious most of the time,he sometimes thinks that love and fun are a waste of time,has good hearing,he is also very swift.

Other:Can level up and has a high resistance to all fire attacks.

BSD:I'd like to be another student.

Resseti:No!

BSD:Then i'll just have to burn you to a blackened crisp!

Resetti:Okay,I just don't wanna be burnt again!

BSD hands the form to the principal and goes in the direction GC went.

Fusion:Looks like we might have more students after all.

Resseti:Let's just hope none of them are like those two!

BSD:I might as well check this place out.

BSD walks through the school checking everything out.

BSD:I have'nt seen any other students so I might as wait and see if any other students pass by.

[supperdish]

Name: Shadow Jr.

Age: 11

Class: Chaos, speed, random, and darkness.

Rank: Senior, Gifted Fighter student, Speed Demon.

Attacks: Chaos Drive, Chaos Spear, Chaos Control, and Dark Shadows.

Bio: I don't go picking for fights, and let them come to me. I can always stay calm, even in the heat, and is one of the most powerful students in the school. Instead of sitting in the desks, I always stay in the back corner, in the shadows, in a bad-ass pose, always smirking. I have no friends yet. I also always am seen clutching the grey chaos emerald. It gives me a good power boost. When I launch my Dark Shadows attack, you better watch out!

Other: Don't bother me. I don't want losers in my face.

*Bell rings for class*

BSD: Ahh! Time for the first class of the day! *Charges for the door.*

*Fusion walks by*
Fusion: Hey. You going to defense class, too?

BSD: yah...

*I walk by, and walk toward the defense class, and give a smirk*

Fusion: Weird... Huh! On to class!

[ May 03, 2003, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: Shadow jr. gots AIM ]

[gamechamp3000]

GC is te first to take the class.

Fusion: Now, see this thing here? This will shoot pillows at you, and you must defend them. Now, go!

A pillow is shot, and GC blocks it.

GC: This is too easy. Turn up the power, please.

Fusion: I'm sorry, this doesn't change frm what it is.

GC: What?!?!?!?!

A pillow hits me when I'm trying to talk to Fusion, and I start looking really mad wit fire in my eyes.

GC: Grrrrrrrr... stupid machine!!! You deserve nothing, especially not existing!!!

I start shooting fire, magic, energy, ect. a the machine, and it is destroyed, and I quickley smile as if nothing has happened.

Fusion goes outside the room to everyone else.

Fusion: Ummmmmmmmm... looks like we'll have to close defense class until we fix the damage!

[blakyoshi7]

Name: blakyoshi7
Age: 10
Class: Extra, Random, Intellectual, Magical
Bio: blakyoshi7 is always acting like he's in an Anime RPG. This is only part of the result of his personality, a strange mix of insanity and genius. He always insists people spell his name EXACTLY blakyoshi7. He has a habit of using his Giberrish Attack to turn people insane.
Other: He likes tacos. 'Nuff said.

*blakyoshi7 entered the school and goes to the princible*
blakyoshi7: Here's my form.
Mr.T: *stares*
blakyoshi7: *sweatdrop*
*blakyoshi7 encountered Mr.T!*
blakyoshi7: Egg attack!!!!!
*Mr.T loses 154 HP*
Mr.T: Ow. Stupidity!!
*The move fails*
Mr.T: Dangit.
Blakyoshi7: Giberrish Attack!!! aljdslnjhlnfdsjuhsljlndsfjnls...
*Mr.T loses 100% of his sanity!*
*Mr.T has been defeated!*
Da da dum doo da daaa!
Mr.T: You caught me off guard, but fine, you can join.
blakyoshi7: Sure i did. Time to go to Random class.
*blakyoshi7 encounteres BSD!*
Blakyoshi7: Giberrish Attack! lnjfsdljsljnlcsjnds...
*BSD loses 89% of his sanity!*
BSD:*Sweatdrop*

[ May 05, 2003, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: blakyoshi7 ]

[gamechamp3000]

GC walks over to blackyoshi7

GC: You know, you shouldn't do that kind of stuff, it can cause severe damage, what if the person yu do that to would do something really important in the future? Make sure you think about this, or our future may end up with us in slavey.

blackyoshi7: Ummmmmmmmm... whatever.

[ May 03, 2003, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: Gamechamp ]

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

BSD:Thanks.

GC:No problem.

BSD,GC,and blakyoshi7 walk into the Random classroom.

[blakyoshi7]

Blakyoshi7: (thinking) OMG! That GC seems to be onto me! Has he discovered of my plan to join Dr. Donez and rule the world???
BSD: *Sweatdrop*
GC: *Sweatdrop

[Fred's Mom]

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[goldendarkmechayoshi]

^Post ignored

[Fred's Mom]

Aww, you little bastard, you tried to rub out my creative and useful addition to the topic. How rude. You failed to cook the goose. It has run away, and created NUMEROUS children's stories!



And your anti-DBZ machine is defeated by this!:



and this!:



And even this constipated guy!:



See? Technology cannot beat brute force and hair that sticks up enough to make the laws of physics sleep on the chickens:




See? You can't win. And GC is defeated by the reamped "super-pillows"!


BE THERE!

[gamechamp3000]

^ Don't do that stuff, if you do, then nobody here will like you. So just stop! Oh, and all of it is ignored.

Blackyoshi7, GC, and BSD go into the random classroom.

GC: I'll go first! Me! Me! Me!

Fusion: Ummmmmmmmmm... I'm sorry, but you... ummmmmmmmm... went fist last time! That's it! So you'll have to wait for everybody to go before you.

GC: Fine, meanie! But I'll let you know that when you go to sleep, I'll be there, when you go somewhere without anybody else, I'll be there, when you're in the dark, I'll be there... or I won't, on acount that my mom won't let me cross the street alone. Oh well.

Fusion: I think I better get a night light on the way home...

[Daos]

Name: Daos

Age: 700

Job: Part time villian (only every 100 years).
Instructor

Bio: Quit his job at the NC School. He is not immortal, just comes back to life.

Other: Has a secret fear of spiders.

[Lagomorph Setzer]

*BEGINS POURING CLEANING FLUID INTO ALL OF TEH COMPUTERS*

JOIN ME IN MY SENSELESS VANDALISM FRED IN BED!!!!!1111

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

^Post ignored.

[Fred's Mom]

^^

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You lose.

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

^Like I said before,post ignored.

[blakyoshi7]

Ugh. I hate it when people spam these kinds of topics.

[Legion]

One question. This is supposed to be a school where NCs learn their moves. So why is it called a Law School? Are NCs trained to be attorneys as a secondary job or something?