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Ask Sarcasm!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:15 pm
by Sarcasm will work for pants
A portrayal off of Ask Dr. Donez,only I am much stupider.Note:You have two choices on question limit.You can either 1)post up to five questions
and then wait for someone else to post(other than me)or 2 days,whichever comes first,or 2)post 6 or 7 questions and wait for two other people that aren't me to post or 3 days,whichever comes first.So,let's get started!
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 10:13 am
by Kool_Kid_Joe
1) What happened to Dr. Donez?
2) Did you eat him?
3) Who am I... really?
4) What is the capital of Assyria?
5) What is your name?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 10:34 am
by Sarcasm will work for pants
Q)What happened to Dr. Donez?
A)He's on break.
Q)Did you eat him?
A)No.
Q)Who am I...really?
A)An idiot.
Q)What is the capital of Assyria?
A)Very funny.There is no " "
Q)What is your name?
A)Sarcasm.
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:15 am
by LemonyDudeGuy912328
How do people survive eating the salmon?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:34 am
by Sarcasm will work for pants
Q)How do people survive eating the salmon?
A)Stop that.
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 12:08 pm
by tuatara
Why does Jay hate Mario so much?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 12:59 pm
by KazMcTakkers
Who is really the muffin man?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:42 pm
by Fred's Mom
Why aren't my socks ripe yet? I put them in the telephone for forty years like you said to, but nothing happened!
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 7:35 pm
by CaptHayfever
How many socks?
(There is a definite answer to this. Let's see if Sarcasm gets it right.)
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 8:34 pm
by Yoshimaster007
You are in a room with three monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Which primate is the smartest?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 8:55 pm
by Sarcasm will work for pants
Q)Why does Jay hate Mario so much?
A)Mario killed his father.Or was that Pokemon?Sega?
Q)Who is really the Muffin Man?
A)The information is hideously disturbing.However,if you are insane,like being disturbed,or not easily disturbed,try taking a glimpse of Shane after 8:00 PM.Scary,eh?
Q)Why are my socks not ripe yet?I put them in the telephone for forty years like you said to,but nothing happened!
A)...Geez,that's almost as disturbing as the awnser to the last question.
Q)How many socks?
A)All of them.
Q)You are in a room with three monkeys.One has a banana,one has a stick,and one has nothing.Which primate is smartest?
A)If it's between 8:00 AM and noon,the one with the banana,because they will eat the first thing they grab that they think is edible.If it's between noon and 9:00 PM,monkey's bedtime,the one with nothing because the other two are idiots for breaking the monkey law of holding something that is mushy and ripe or rough after lunch.If it's between 9:00 PM and 7:59 AM,and we're locked in Shane's room...man,and you think what happens to Shane after 8:00 PM is scary,you should see from when the sun sets to 8:00 AM...
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 9:37 pm
by CaptHayfever
I'm sorry, but the answer was nine. Nine socks.
(Source: "All That", sketch "You Can't Win")
And remember, "I'm-a Repair-man-man-man-man-man!"
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 9:49 pm
by Fred's Mom
^ You're lying. THEY don't come out at night, fool!
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 10:48 pm
by blakyoshi7
Why is my computer mouse eating cheese?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:01 pm
by SuperMarioBro#1
What does Super Mario Bro #1 Plus 2 equal?
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 3:38 pm
by WillTheExtraGuy
Why are you completely nude and fatter than Bowser?
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 4:29 pm
by Fred's Mom
What the block, Fusion.
Here da question:
What is the question?
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 7:27 pm
by Introbulus
1: What color are my socks?
2: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
3: What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Pidget?
4: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
5: Why, just, why?
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 8:14 pm
by LemonyDudeGuy912328
Why is Winnie The Pooh's real name Edward Bear?
What is the meaning of cheese?
How much gunpowder could a Gunpowderchuck chuck if a Gunpowderchuck could chuck gunpowder?
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 9:41 pm
by Sarcasm will work for pants
Q)Why is my computer mouse eating cheese?
A)Are you drunk?There's your answer.
Q)What does Super Mario Bro#1 plus 2 equal?
A)I am not allowed to give out that information.However,the following math problem has the same answer.Fartzee Artzee Anti-Cheese pills+Chemical X-Al Gore times a bag of Cheetos=n.What is n?
Q)Why are you completly nude and fatter than Bowser?
A)Sigh,another drunkie.NEXT!
Q)What is the question?
A)To be,or not to be?That is the question.
Q)What color are my socks?
A)The same color my shoes are.
Q)How do you solve a problem like Maria?
A)Nuclear Warheads,a Time Bomb,Grapefruit Extract,and Bannana Bread.(These are a few of my favorite things.)
Q)What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen pidget?
A)42 1/2 MPW(Miles Per Whatever).
Q)Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
A)The place where I'm not.
Q)Why,just,why?
A)Well,why not?
Q)Why is Winnie The Pooh's real name Edward Bear?
A)Because Mrs. Bear named him that. Winnie the Pooh is just a nickname.
Q)What is the meaning of cheese?
A)The same meaning as the meaning and purpose of life.
Q)How much gunpowder could a gunpowderchuck ckuck if a Gunchowderchuck could chuck gunpowder?
A)He'd chuck all the gunpowder that a gunpowderchuck could chuck,if a Gunpowderchuck could chuck gunpowder.
[ April 19, 2003, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Sarcasm can awnser all questions ]