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blakyoshi7's CYOA!!!!!!!!!Starring... Dr. Donez!
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 8:44 pm
by blakyoshi7
Dr. Donez's Totally Insane Meaningless Adventure With A Bug, A Bird, And Some Yoshi
Bill: Hmm... I don't know. Pizza? Or hamburgers? or mayby some-
Fred: TACOS!!!!!!!!
Bill: What do I do, What do I do...
Fred: I know! Lets...
A) Ask...
B) Go on a totaly meaningless quest for a fancy food place.
C) Ask...
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 9:05 pm
by blakyoshi7
I forgot to say this CYOA will have the same rules as the NC one (Not jays, the NC CYOA on this forum)
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:47 am
by Introbulus
Meh, why not? I choose C.
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 2:30 pm
by blakyoshi7
ACK!! You're supposed to choose, then add onto the story, then give more options. Please continue your part.
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:30 pm
by Dee Emm
^That's an ONGOING story, not a CYOA. Get your facts straight.
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:33 pm
by Introbulus
Donez: So,
What should we do?
Bizzaro Donez: Uhh, huh?
(Hang up)
Fred: Well, what did he say?
Donez:...
A: I dunno, quit bothering me!
B: Nothing, looks like it's a night of laziness for us!
C: That we should TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
D: I don't care.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:58 pm
by blakyoshi7
C.
Fred: ...
Bill: How do we do that?
Donez: We need...
A. The Chaos Emeralds
B. The Amazing Staff Of Amazing Amazingness
C. blakyoshi7's help
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:42 pm
by tuatara
A.
Fred:No! Thats in Sonic!
Donez:Oh C.
*With Blak yoshi*
Blak yoshi:Yeah! I have LoZ the Ww!
Fred:We need you.
Blakyoshi:Why?
Bill:To take over the world.
Blakyoshi:I don't know ask...
A.Meta Ridley
B.Fusion:
C.BSD
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:55 am
by goldendarkmechayoshi
C
Donez:One problem.
Bill:What?
Fred:We don't know where the friggin heck BSD is!
Blak Yoshi:His current location is........
A:New Zealand
B:Japan
C:France
D:In a satellite orbiting outer space
E:My computer but I don't know how he got there
F:At Final Destination
G:New York
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:12 pm
by blakyoshi7
Originally posted by Dark Magus:
^That's an ONGOING story, not a CYOA. Get your facts straight.
Sorry, I'm new here.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:21 pm
by blakyoshi7
E.
Dr. Donez: WHAT??????
blakyoshi7: Yup.
Bill: What do we do now?
blakyoshi7: (Insert ... here)
A. Blakyoshi7 joined your party!
B. Let's use this Super-duper-computer-enterer-gun-thing that I invented!
C. Invent a perpetual motion machine.
D. Play pinball!
E. Click on him until he shoots out of the printer
F. Ehhh... It's fun to be too high on tacos to think
G. What do you think, Dr.D?
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:27 pm
by blakyoshi7
Originally posted by BSD says:I will start VGFMOG 5:
C
Blak Yoshi:His current location is........
Please call me blakyoshi7. The 7 is very important.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:01 pm
by NineNineTen
D.
Blackyoshi7: Play pinball!
Dr. Donez: What? NO! how will that help us?
Blackyoshi7: But...I wanna play pinball!
Dr. Donez: Sigh, fine.
Blackyoshi7: Alright!
Bill: Now then. We should--
::somehow the ball bounces out of the pinball machine and embeds itself in Blackyoshi7's face::
Blackyoshi7: Crap...ow.... ::falls down, dead::
Bill: Wow. that was really stupid, pointless, and annoying. Now we should probably...
A. ...continue what we were doing before paying no heed to the fact that someone just died.
B. ...clean up the blood.
C. ...find a way to get Blackyoshi7 brought back to life.
D. ...cry.
E. ...destroy that evil, murderous pinball machine before it claims another victim!
F. ...DISCO!!!
[ April 15, 2003, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Knight9910 is Resop's bitch ]
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:14 pm
by goldendarkmechayoshi
C
BSD jumps out of the computer.
BSD:I know where there's a place you could revive the dead.
Everyone except blakyoshi7 and BSD:WHERE!!?????!!
BSD:It's at............
A:My castle.
B:Final Destination
C:Brinstar depths
D:Yoshi's island
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:35 pm
by Introbulus
A
Introbulus: Wait a minute, since when do you have a castle?
BSD: How should I know? YOU wrote it! Hey, what are you doing here anyway?
Introbulus: I dunno, but we needed more characters for no reason.
BSD: Whatever, just as long as you don't take away MY fame!
Narrirator: So the Trio, er, Quadro, er, what's a word for 5? Uhhh, the pentago? Yeah, that works! Okay, so the pentago went on their way to BSD's castle. Along the way, they faced many perils, leaped over chasms, defeated the dreaded...
Donez: You idiot! We're still at the front door!
Narrirator: You are? Oh, then nevermind.
Donez: (mutter)Eco-weenie(/mutter) So BSD, where is your castle?
BSD: ...
A: It's next door, didn't you notice?
B: On the other side of the world, is that okay?
C: Actually, I don't have a "castle". It's more of a "cardboard box". I just said castle to sound cool.
D: On Neptune.
E: Metaluna, ever been there?
F: Aboard the SOL. You know, Introbulus might want to cut back on his MST3K intake before writing these things.
G: A steriotypically dark and lava-filled valley over in the next act.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:57 pm
by goldendarkmechayoshi
A
They fall down a trap door after they enter.
Fred:Where the heck are we?
BSD:In secret passage 9 out of 30.
Bill:What does that mean?
BSD:It means we are going from the entrance to secret room 5 out of 5 which means we are in the artifact room.
Donez:What artifact will revive Blakyoshi7?
BSD:*pointing to orange gem* that one!
Donez:The gem of revival!
??????:Hold it! I want to use that gem TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
BSD:Who the friggin heck are you?
??????:I am............
A:Sigma
B
ogadon
C:Exodia(NOTE:I need to cut back on my Yu-Gi-Oh intake)
D
ark Dragon
E:EVIL Scientist Dude
F:Bowser
G:Chubbers
[ April 15, 2003, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: BSD says:I will start VGFMOG 5 ]
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:05 pm
by luigipasta112
C
Exodia:And BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!
Bob Saget: 1 5UXX0RZ! *dies*
Fred:....
BSD:Now, what shall we do?
A: Kill Exodia
B: Hire a Guide-Bot
C: Hire Mr.T
D: Hire Duke Nukem
E: SCREAM IN AGONY!
F: dasnalhsnxzynuftU9zfhuzxhnuwa
G: Kill Jay Rsepourspreo
H: poop
I: Eat Steve Burns (from Blue's Clues)
J: H4XX0RZ!
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:36 pm
by NineNineTen
A
Fred: We must destroy Exodia so we can use the gem to bring back Blackyoshi7.
Exodia: EXODIA...OBLITERATE!!!!! ::blasts Fred::
Fred: Ow...
Bill: Perhaps we should think this through more thoroughly. Here's my plan...
A. We get down on our knees and beg Exodia not to kill us.
B. We put up our best sob story to get him to feel pity on us then steal the gem when he's distracted.
C. We run fast and far and try and find another way to bring back Blackyoshi7.
D. THE EXTRA ATTACK!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:58 pm
by blakyoshi7
(Offtopic) I like the way the story is going. Keep it up!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:09 pm
by blakyoshi7
D
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Fred: Ooooh... Look at the flying kittens...
Bill: *Uses the gem on blakyoshi7* Um, BSD, It's not working.
Donez: Now how do we revive blakyoshi7?
A. Travel to Goldenrod City and get some revives (I need to cut down on my pokemon intake)
B. We're al DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!
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