April Fools day...

[Red mage]

Okay, so since half the school has me on their death list, I figured going to school wouldn't be safe today. It wasn't. I tried to fake sickness, but mom saw right threw it and made me go anyway. When I got to school, there were more death threats on my locker as well as a weird odor emitting out of it. I opened it from the side, and about a million moldy sandwiches fell out. Then when I went into first period, and someone had pulled my chair away before I sat down. At lunch was the worst part. Some boy yelled "FOOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHT! HIT THE FREAKS!!" So everyone started throwing food and garbage at me. They had me and 3 other "Freaks" hiding in a trash can, and they were knocking us down and rolling us around the lunchroom. 6 teachers, 3 janitors, and even the principal couldn't restore order. It took nearly the whole faculty and a police officer before everyone was restored. After that, the kids yelled "KATIE TATTLED AGAIN!!! DEATH TO THE SQUEALER!!" So the rest of the day was Hell. It didn't get any better when I found NC...Gone.

[A Genius]

Gone for the holiday, anyway. Yeah, I hate this holiday. Sounds like you go to a geto school, which sucks.

-A Genius (Seriously, what's the point of April Fools Day.)

[Mista Massimiliano]

That sucks. They should allow you to carry around a 50-volt shockstick. When they bug ya...

[Gumchum]

I'll be happy when it's midnight.
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[WillTheExtraGuy]

Originally posted by A18, still in chemo:
Okay, so since half the school has me on their death list, I figured going to school wouldn't be safe today. It wasn't. I tried to fake sickness, but mom saw right threw it and made me go anyway. When I got to school, there were more death threats on my locker as well as a weird odor emitting out of it. I opened it from the side, and about a million moldy sandwiches fell out. Then when I went into first period, and someone had pulled my chair away before I sat down. At lunch was the worst part. Some boy yelled "FOOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHT! HIT THE FREAKS!!" So everyone started throwing food and garbage at me. They had me and 3 other "Freaks" hiding in a trash can, and they were knocking us down and rolling us around the lunchroom. 6 teachers, 3 janitors, and even the principal couldn't restore order. It took nearly the whole faculty and a police officer before everyone was restored. After that, the kids yelled "KATIE TATTLED AGAIN!!! DEATH TO THE SQUEALER!!" So the rest of the day was Hell. It didn't get any better when I found NC...Gone.

Don't let those brats get away with it! If I were you, I would simply sneak to school really early and bring some moldy sandwiches, spices, and super glue. I would put moldy sandwiches in someone else's locker. Then, I would put super glue in all the chairs in class except mine and the teacher's. Then, I would put all sorts of spices and peppers in the cafeteria food. Then, I'd sneak back home and and go to bed. At morning, I'd act tired and ask my mother to make my lunch. Then, I'd go to school and when I left, then I'd give myself a pat on the back because I got revenge! Ahahahaha!!!

[Sim Kid]

A18, what school do you GO too exactly? Hell Jr. High? And who IS your Principal? Velius? You seriously need to go to a different school or you can fire your principal and take over. I know the perfect person for the job....

[Tonberry2k]

^Yeah... me!

[Sim Kid]

^Yes yes yes! You are who I was talking about! How did you know? Psychic abilities? Telepathy? Or were you going to take over my mind and knew who I was referring to?

[Daniel_da_ghost]

If I were you, I'd put super glue on your principal's office's doorknob, and shake up a beer can for a really olong time like what Bart did to Homer and....you know the rest...heheheheh...

[Fred_t_Spanyard]

A18...I'm so sorry to hear that... That's just a horrible day. I hope that one day you find yourself in a school where people treat you with the respect you truely deserve.

And I wouldn't worry too much about NC.

-jay

[Mista Massimiliano]

^^Whee.

[Daos]

That's just wrong.

[Mista Massimiliano]

^What?

[Dark Chaos...again.]

School full of idiots? Two words: Paintball gun.

[Noodle Ding]

Haha. Awesome.

[Sim Kid]

You need some reinforcements, take Karate. When I started Karate, one person attacked he, I bashed them in the chest, and now no one ever tries to hurt me again if they don't want a mark on their shirt.

[Mista Massimiliano]

Originally posted by Zak, ya?:
You need some reinforcements, take Karate. When I started Karate, one person attacked he, I bashed them in the chest, and now no one ever tries to hurt me again if they don't want a mark on their shirt.

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Nice. I haven't made any marks on anyone's clothing, but I have made their faces red.

[LvK is grounded but may get on some]

The fine art of either Kendo or Iaido. Too bad the school will probaly take up your Boken if they decide to finally lay down the rules.

[Sim Kid]

Heh, I have an idea to keep people from making your life hell:

1) Wake up early.
2) Hire some the following people, prefably Bill, Fred, Donez, Executrain, Zadok, Magruder, Weapon, and Melanie
3) Have Weapon demod-I mean fire the principal and take over the school.
4) Have either Donez or Magruder be the new principal, if Weapon lets them.
5) Melanie should either use Big Yellow Ball of Feminine death on any preppie, Goth, or Jock who disobey.
6) Executrain should be the genius behind entering the school.
7) Zadok should be in charge of the weapons
8) Bill and Fred should be either the Hall monitors or the backups in the take over plan, and after you own the school, be sure to give them and Melanie a seat of Power in the new school order.

[Mista Massimiliano]

WEAPON? Why not someone like Tritoch?