All about the Neglected Characters in the Mario/Video Game World.
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tuatara
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by tuatara » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:35 am
(A) Why does Dr.Donez appear in a close-up?
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by LemonyDudeGuy912328 » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:27 pm
Cause he hacked into Jay's computer and made it like that every time.
Why is Mario a plumber?
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by Me is cool » Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:55 pm
Because the only other job he could get is Rodeo clown.
Why does Jay have massive hatred for Pokemon? Was it something that happened in his early childhood?
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by A Genius » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:17 pm
Yes.
Why are my cats so evil?
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by Red mage » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:39 pm
Are they part Siamese?
Which is worse? A man eating Furby or a giant english mastiff that jumps on people and licks them to death?
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by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:44 pm
A man-eating Furby.
Who is stronger? Captian Falcon or Samus?
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by A Genius » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:20 pm
Due to the fact that Samus's armor is sort of melded to her, Samus.
Why are the chozo bird-creatures and not sock-creatures?
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by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:25 pm
Because Dr. Donez genetically mutated them into birds.
Why am I dating your mother?
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by k077 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:29 am
Because then you can say "Who's your daddy!"
How many of you know what a man eating muffin is?
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by Introbulus » Sun Mar 30, 2003 1:18 am
The Muffin man?
If a woodchuck chucks wood at 48 woods per minute, and two woodchucks chuck wood at 96 woods per minute, how much wood would half a woodchuck chuck in five minutes?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
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by LuigiMan » Sun Mar 30, 2003 1:40 am
None. He'd be dead.
How did Mario's nose get so dang huge?
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by Rexator Birdo » Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:53 am
When he was a kid he use to pick his nose to much
Why does fred love tacos?
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by A Genius » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:35 am
They're tasty.
Why doesn't Bowser just die?
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by JinxieClown » Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:25 am
because hes bowser, bowser doesnt die. It's like asking "Why doesn't the Princess get a decent security system?" or "What the hell is a Goomba?"
what is the more perfect food: tacos? or sandwichs?
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by FFnut » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:05 pm
Funyuns.
If a train heads east at 90 miles an hour and a car heads west at 50 miles an hour, how many tacos can Fred eat at a stop light?
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by Introbulus » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:05 pm
As many as he wants. He is a Spanyard, after all. Although I have no idea what a "Spanyard" is.
What is a Spanyard?
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Now why would you look down here, anyway?
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by tuatara » Sun Mar 30, 2003 5:12 pm
Someone from spain.
Why does Jay hate Mario so much?
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by k077 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:16 pm
IGNORE ME!!! PLEASE!!!
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by k077 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:18 pm
Ooops... ignore my last message...
A: why don't you? (and he is fat)
Q: Why is tennessee named michigan in colorado?
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by Sim Kid » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:29 pm
^Tennessee is named Michigan in Colorado? That's where I live, and how come I never called Tennesse Michigan?
Why is Monty Python so funny?
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