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Post by tuatara » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:35 am

(A) Why does Dr.Donez appear in a close-up?

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Post by LemonyDudeGuy912328 » Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:27 pm

Cause he hacked into Jay's computer and made it like that every time.

Why is Mario a plumber?

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Post by Me is cool » Sat Mar 29, 2003 3:55 pm

Because the only other job he could get is Rodeo clown.

Why does Jay have massive hatred for Pokemon? Was it something that happened in his early childhood?

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Post by A Genius » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:17 pm

Yes.

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Post by Red mage » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:39 pm

Are they part Siamese?

Which is worse? A man eating Furby or a giant english mastiff that jumps on people and licks them to death?

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:44 pm

A man-eating Furby.

Who is stronger? Captian Falcon or Samus?

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Post by A Genius » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:20 pm

Due to the fact that Samus's armor is sort of melded to her, Samus.

Why are the chozo bird-creatures and not sock-creatures?

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:25 pm

Because Dr. Donez genetically mutated them into birds.

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Post by k077 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 12:29 am

Because then you can say "Who's your daddy!"

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Post by Introbulus » Sun Mar 30, 2003 1:18 am

The Muffin man?
If a woodchuck chucks wood at 48 woods per minute, and two woodchucks chuck wood at 96 woods per minute, how much wood would half a woodchuck chuck in five minutes?
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Post by LuigiMan » Sun Mar 30, 2003 1:40 am

None. He'd be dead.

How did Mario's nose get so dang huge?
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Post by Rexator Birdo » Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:53 am

When he was a kid he use to pick his nose to much

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Post by A Genius » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:35 am

They're tasty.

Why doesn't Bowser just die?

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Post by JinxieClown » Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:25 am

because hes bowser, bowser doesnt die. It's like asking "Why doesn't the Princess get a decent security system?" or "What the hell is a Goomba?"

what is the more perfect food: tacos? or sandwichs?

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Post by FFnut » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:05 pm

Funyuns.

If a train heads east at 90 miles an hour and a car heads west at 50 miles an hour, how many tacos can Fred eat at a stop light?

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Post by Introbulus » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:05 pm

As many as he wants. He is a Spanyard, after all. Although I have no idea what a "Spanyard" is.

What is a Spanyard?

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Post by tuatara » Sun Mar 30, 2003 5:12 pm

Someone from spain.

Why does Jay hate Mario so much?
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Post by k077 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:16 pm

IGNORE ME!!! PLEASE!!!

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Post by k077 » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:18 pm

Ooops... ignore my last message...

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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:29 pm

^Tennessee is named Michigan in Colorado? That's where I live, and how come I never called Tennesse Michigan?

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