When Mario's items go wrong

[ShadowWarriorLuke]

This is something I found on the Paper Mario Game FAQs board. I thought it'd be good for this one cuz everyone is anti-Mario. They can be from any game and any item or badge, (Paper Mario) Star Spirit or whatever. For example:

Mario (somehow) obtains a Thunder Rage upon his return to Toad Town from Merluvlee's for the first time

Magikoopa attacks

Mario uses Thunder Rage but due to the Star power on Shooting Star Summit and its amplifying capabilities the Rage is increased tenfold

The entire Mushroom Kingdom is fried

[Ed the Spamyard]

*is holding a dead mushroom villager on a stick and is eating it* ohh... so these werent grilled mushrooms? *shrugs and continues eating*

[Red mage]

Mario uses that Star spirit that turns the enemies into stars and he and his buddies turn into stars. How I wished that would happen.

[ShadowWarriorLuke]

Here's another one from me on Paper Mario:

Mario has 4 deep focus badges and a group focus badge

he uses all his Star energy

uses focus

due to the deep & group focus the power is increased too much

the Mushroom Kingdom is fried

I have to say that most of my ones end like this.

[gamechamp3000]

Mario is in the prison in the Ninja Koopa Fortress,and instead of being unharmed,he was hurt by the fall.So,he decides to eat a mushroom,and he grows despite the game he's in.He feels hungry still,and eats another one,which makes him grow.He keeps doing this,and there is barely any room in the cage,and Mario is in a crunched position.The bob-ombs explode to get him out,and he flies out of the castle and lands on the Mushroom Kingdom,destroying it.

P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!

[Yoshimaster007]

Mario eats a fire flower, which had a rare parasite on it. Then Mario's body is eaten from the inside out.

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

Mario ate a mushroom,but it was poisonous,and he died.

[Graveyard Fairy]

Mario takes a sip of super soda and has a major fart which blows all of the buildings away and causes all of the volcanoes to explode resulting in mass chaos in the whole game, making you made and then you turn evil and then you take over the worlding and then a meteorite smashes earth and we all die because of a default in a nintendo game. OOOOOOOOOO WHO'S BAD?? WHO'S BAD!!

[Introbulus]

As long as this is the Neglected Characters Forum, I'd like to quote one of Jay's comics...

Poser: And Mario is beginning to Grow!
Poser: And Grow...

Poser: And Grow...
Orlando: Is it possible for Mario to grow that big?
Poser: I guess so...

[blakyoshi7]

Mario goes to the haunted house room and changes to the SMB mario. Four koopas appear, Mario uses a Fire Flower, but just turns into Firey Mario. He shoots a fireball that causes the whole house to catch on fire. The entire forest is fried.

[DeathByMonkeys]

Mario is fat, and killed yoshi by sitting on him then the vilagers attack him and beat him up. end!

and then stuff dies yay!



cpyright jay

[Azumanga Sabrilocke]

<Mario> *jumps and breaks open a '?' block*
<Star> *bounce, bounce, bounce*
<Mario> *grabs it and sets on fire*

It is a star after all.

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Behind the shed in Dorter, I used to... heh, heh... -Marilyn, Final Fantasy Tactics (NOT Advance)

What's Elly looking at? To find out, go to the Sacred Realm for the answer!
She's looking at something else this time! Hmm. I think she's on to something!
And remember kids: Triangle Man hates Particle Man!

[Fred's Mom]

Mario: I think I will head to the princess's castle!

(Mario eats a mushroom after being attacked)

Mario: Whoa... What's in this thing? Hey, now I can fly up to the castle! Screw you, star spirits!

(He accidentaly drops the shooting star item on the castle and it burns up, killing bowser, Jr. Koopa, Princess, and Kammy. What the block.)

[blakyoshi7]

Mario is walking through the forest and picks one of the glowing mushrooms. He eats it, and turns into a raccoon.

[Justin Minas]

Mario eats a rock and explodes

[Fred's Mom]

Mario accidently gains "Kuribo's sock" and forces his enemies to run from the stench.

[Beam Yosho the Drunkard]

Not exaclty an item...

Mario goes into a Warp pipe. It turns out to be a pipe that goes into an overflowing septic tank.

[Introbulus]

Mario accidently gains "Kuribo's sock" and forces his enemies to run from the stench

This calls for another quote!

Poser: Whats this?? Mario is trying to power-up!

[blakyoshi7]

Mario bumps one of those bloks with switching power-ups inside (SMW) and when he gets it his powers keep switching.

[celebi134]

mario eats a fire pop. then he explodes,but still lives,instead of the regular minor burn.

Mario:mama-mia,wha a potent candy..aiieee....(falls over)

mario eats an ice pop and freezes solid.

Kooper: Hey! he's frozen!

Everyone else :P ARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

everyone:YAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

the party memebrs drink and steal all of mario items, then the girls and guys...do..something....

Mario :( thaws out)ok,where the ^%$! are my items?
and...why are there more than one of my party memebers??