CYOA:Bill and Fred's Adventures Through The Fabric of Time

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

(NOTE:The rules for this CYOA will be the same as the NC CYOA and Timmy's CYOA)

Bill and Fred were having a flying race but then they crashed into the wall of........

A:BSD's fortress

B:Fusion's mansion

C:Yami Yoshi's house

D r. Donez's lab

E:Kolorado's house

F:Mario's house

G :P rof. Executrain's lab

H:Luigi's house

[ March 11, 2003, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: BSD:The mysterious hybrid ]

[Introbulus]

G

Executrian: WHAT ARE YOU PUNK KIDS DOIN' AT MY HOUSE!?!?

Bill: It's us! Bill and Fred!

Executrian: I don't CARE what your names are! What are you doing at my HOUSE!?!?!

Fred: (aside to Bill) Bill, let me handle this (yelling to Executrian)...

a: We're your new lab specimins!
b: We've come to bow down at your feet!
c: We wanna play pinball!
d: Got any Tacos?
e: DEATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!!!
f: Do you know the way to Pop's Pizza Palace?

[Sim Kid]

Fred: We're your new Lab specimans!
Executrain: Hmmm....I was supposed to get one, but you'll do. Okay, experimentation number 1: The Tofunator! Now bug, take the tofunator and fire it at that yummy tacos. *As Fred fires the tofunator, the yummy tacos turn into disgusting Tofu*
Executrain: Good good! This will certainly ruin the 4th of july party! And now for the second experiment-THE ANTI DBZ MACHINE!!!
Bill: Um...That was already invented. It's in the NC school and the NC hotel.
Executrain:....YOU'RE FIRED!
Bill: YAY!
Executrain:...After you inspect every square millimeter of the 75 olympic diving pools!
Bill: Awwwwwww maaaaaaaan! *Executrain forces him into the olympic diving pools with his phillips screwdriver*
Executrain: And now I'm gonna test out this animal mutation nuclear bomb that Lemon used in NC hotel! I'm gonna mutate them and then they'll all be my slaves and the world will be MINE!! And my rival [close-up] Dr. Donez! [Close-up] Will have his close up joke taken away and given to Jay Resop! A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Now, then, where shall we test it?

A. The Misc Forum-No demons!

B. The NC forum-No Marios!

C. Hyrule

D. Popstar

E. All of VGF

F. NC HQ

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

E

Executrain fires his gun and hits all of VGF except for 1 member of VGF and 3 NCs and they are BSD,Bill,Fred and *closeup*DR. DONEZ!*closeup*.

BSD was walking through the NC forum and bumped into (closeup)DR. DONEZ!(closeup).

BSD:Who are you?

Donez:I am *Closeup*DR.DONEZ!*closeup* who are you?

BSD:I'm Black Skull Dragoshi.

Donez:*Lookng through VGF member files*What's your member number?

BSD:10744.Why did you ask me anyway?

Donez:For a quick search.

Donez reads BSD's profile.

Donez o you have any OG character bios?

BSD:Yeah,two.

Donez:What's the second OG profile?

BSD:My dark half's profile.

Donez:Oh.

BSD:Why did you ask me those questions anyway?

Donez:Just to make sure you aren't a hacker or work for Prof. Executrain.

BSD:Who the heck is Prof. Executrain?

Donez:My rival.

BSD:Something tells me that Executrain turned everyone into mutant beasts.

Donez:Except for 2 other NCs.

BSD:Let me guess the blast somehow fragmented the main system so you don't know who the 2 NCs are?

Donez:Right.

BSD:That sucks.

At Executrain's lab.........

Bill:I'm done.

Executrain:You're fired!!

Bill leaves,but falls into a red portal.

Executrain:Almost everyone in VGF is affected by the blast except for Dr. Donez and a mysterious VGF member!I still need to tweak it up a bit!

Fred:I wonder what we should do next.

Executrain:We will.........

A isco!Disco!Disco!
B:Test to see if Lemon flavored Jello mix works on water
C:Order Cheeseburgers and Cheesestakes
D:All of the above

[Red mage]

A. Disco disco disco!

:Executrain, Fred, and the mutants disco disco disco, but then Me, Zak, and BSD show up:

Fred: Hey! you're not mutated!

Me: Chemotherapy!

Zak: Dark Cloud!

BSD: Immune!

Executrain: Get them boys!

:3 mutants go after the trio, but they knock them away:

Executrain: Obviously defective! Get 'em Test subject 2!

Fred: Ray of Death!

:BSD holds up a mirror and then the ray of death bounces off and hits fred:

Me: Oh my god! You killed Fred!

Zak: YOU B******!!!

BSD: Nah, he's just stunned.

Executrain: I am very mad at you! I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO...

A. Become ny next slaves

B. Funky town

C. Fight Zorn and Thorn

D. Disco Disco Disco!

[Mista Massimiliano]

D!
*music*
Somewhere else, Massimiliano was somehow transferred into a Starcraft game as a regular Marine standing around a map!
Me: What the... *gets clicked on* Gimme somethin' to shoot!
Massimiliano is given the order to patrol across the map.
Me: Go go go!
Some wierd director guy person: It looks like Max was transferred to Starcraft instead of getting mutated by Executrain's beam! What will happen? Will he be attacked by a group of Zerglings or just about any unit in the game and get slaughtered patheticly? Find out on the next episode with the name of:
A) Disco, Disco, Disco! (This is getting overused...)
B) We're watching Star-Craft fightiiing!
C) CYOA: Bill and Fred's Fabric of Time Through the Adventures! (Part -2)
D) The overly-overused plot of VGF getting mass-mind controlled in some way and commanded by some character from some comic and only a few people having to save them but somehow end up to be half of VGF due to nobody letting themselves be controlled!

[WillTheExtraGuy]

A.

Executrain: That was weird.

Suddenly, one of Executrain's mutants punch Executrain.

Executrain: How dare you punch me, slave!

Mutant: I am not your slave, I am *transforms into...*

Executrain: Ganondorf in a helmet?

Ganondorf in Helmet: I am not Ganondorf, I am Fusion! I will make your live a living **** by...

A. Turning you into an anime character with the Anti-DBZ Machine.
B. Making you kiss my *** a billion times.
C. Spamming your e-mailbox!
D. Hacking into your computer and deleting all your porn-picture downloads.

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

C

To where Bill is.

Bill:How did this happen??!!

Bill looks around to see that he is in the year 1000 A.D.

Bill:I have a feeling that the portal I fell through was a link through the fabric of the space time continuum!

Back to where the heroes are.

Donez appears

Donez:I might as well argue with Executrain.

Donez and Executrain argue about who should take over the world.

BSD:Spamming Executraim's e-mail box is as useful as bowl of flat tires!

Fusion:How would you defeat Executrain?

BSD:I would............

A:Run over him with a train

B:Breath fire on him

C:Cut him in half

D:Throw a Molten egg at him

E:Kick him

F:Jump on him

G:Create a warp in the space time continuum flux which will suck him and us in and set us on an exciting and dangerous journey through time just like the video game Chrono Trigger

[ March 11, 2003, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: BSD:The mysterious hybrid ]

[Mista Massimiliano]

All of the above except the last one!
BSD is about to preform this massicre when a swarm of small steel balls fly into BSD, causing a knockout.
Mortal Kombat 1 voice: Swarm of Small Steel Balls, wins.
Fusion: ....That was stupid.
Swarm of Small Steel Balls: *slams into Fusion*
Narrator(again): Who sent this group? Find out on...
A) Disco, Disco, Dis-*gets shot*
B) DRAGON BALLS E! (Copyright by Massimiliano)
C) SUPER IDIOCY BROTHERS TEAM BATTLE!
D) This show. Now why do I keep getting assigned to this part?

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

D

BSD gets up creates a giant red portal and everyone except the mutants and swam of small steel balls are sucked in.

Fusion:Where are we?

BSD:You mean when because we are at the same place but in the year 1000 A.D.

Bill appears.

Bill:How did you get here?

Everyone except Bill point at BSD.

Bill:That mutated lizard got you here?

BSD punches Bill.

Bill:EXTRA ATTACK!

BSD sidesteps.

BSD:I'm not a mutated lizard!I'm a hybridation between a Yoshi,Koopa,and a Black Skull Dragon.

Bill:What's your name anyway?

BSD:I'm Black Skull Dragoshi.

Bill*Laughing*:That's a funny name!

BSD:Ecoweenie.

Donez:That's my phrase!

After a 10 minute argument ________ appears

_________=

A:A blue dragon

B:King Lemming

C:A descendant of Yoshi

D:A descendant of Boshi

E ecendents of Fred and Bill

F:a descendant of BSD

G:F,E,and B

H:A cyclops

I:A giant pigeon

J:A descendant of Donez

[WillTheExtraGuy]

J.

Suddenly, a tweeter in a Napoleon hat appears.

Donez: Who are you?

Tweeter: I am Napoleon Donez, best world conquerer of all! I must kill Francis Executrain, my greatest rival!

Donez: How will you kill him?

Napoleon: By...

A. Disco! Disco! Disco!

B. Spamming his e-mailbox!

C. Kicking him in the shin.

D. Shrinking him with my Shrinkray and eating him!

[Introbulus]

B

Fusion: But Francis Executrian already HAS SPAM in his e-mail box!

Napoleon Donez: ...Dratz! Oh well, I guess I'll just wait for August 15th 1769 and take over France instead!

BSD: You should also rename yourself Boneaparte!

Napoleon Donez: That is the stupidist name I have ever heard of! (thoughts)Hmmm, I'll have to steal that plan...(/thoughts)

(Napoleon Donez flies away)

Donez: So my great ancestor took over France? Good for him. Maybe I can use that in my plot to...TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Executrian: (thoughts)Note to self, find out if former ancestor once ruled a country(/thoughts)

Fred: What the Hell? Where am I?

Bill: Fred! What are you doing now?

Donez: Well, since his name was in the title, he OBVIOUSLY had to be in the story! It just wouldn't make sense any other way!

Bill: Story?

Donez: Er...nevermind.

Fred: We HAVE to find tacos! It's the only way we'll ever get back home!

Bill: How can tacos help us?

Fred: Tacos ALWAYS help!

(So the group went off in search of tacos, eventually reaching Russia)

Fusion: Who's that mysterious figure?

Mysterious figure: I am...

A: Disco! Disco! Disco! The running gag manifested into human form!
B: Introbulus! But I have no clue what I'm doing here.
C: Vladmir Executrian!
D: Donkey Kong!
E: Ran! The self-aware Communist robot of the future! (pardon the reference to Bob and George)

[NineNineTen]

((Aw, poopy. I was hoping it was another NC Flash CYOA. Oh well.))

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

B

BSD:How in the heck did you get here anyway?

Introbulus:My Volkswagon crashed into the wall of your fortress.

BSD:So that made the car-shaped hole.

Introbulus:Strange isn't it?

Donez:Yes.You crashed your Volkswagon into a fortress wall,Introbulus what color was it anyway?

Introbulus:Orange.

Bill:The warp I fell in was red.

Executain:That was the same color portal that BSD used to throw us back in time.

BSD:This getting boring.

Suddenly a mysterious being appears.

Mysterious being:I am..........

A:King Lemming
B:A descendant of BSD
C isco!Disco!Disco!

[Ed the Spamyard]

B.

*Introbulus is about to speak when a train rides over him them a pile of debris from the nuclear bomb shakes and I come out as a horrible half tiger mutant*

Me: You... You... YOU WILL ALL DIE!!

*I jump at excutrain and slash him in half*

Excutrain: GAK!! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! IM TOO SMART TO BE DELETED INTO THE VAST VOID OF CYBER SPACE!

Bill: That guy is outta his head!

Fred: Tacos will solve this!

Donez: Forget the tacos,run like you never ran before!

BSD: MOMMY!!!

*the group runs from me as my uncontroled mind makes me wanna chase them till there dead then...*

A. I get tired and run off

B. A videogame store triggers my human brain to forget about the guys and go to the store

C. Giant goldfish mutants eat Bill

D. Fred gets taco high again

E. Donez curls up into a ball and sucks his thumb like a baby

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

D and E

Fred:TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!

Donez:*curled up in ball and sucking thumb*

Me:I'm surronded by ecoweenies!

Bill:*Flying around in circles*

A very burnt Introbulus comes out of the rubble.

Introbulus:I'll feel that one in the morning!

Fred then.............

A:Goes crazy and rams through Fusion,Donez,and Bill then hits Ed on the head with a mallet

B:Goes berserk and rams through
Fusion,Introbulus,Bill,BSD,Donez,King Lemming,Hits Ed on the head with a mallet and does a flying suplex to Ed while screaming the words DISCO!DISCO!DISCO!

C:Goes super hyper and hits Ed on the head with a BIG mallet

[Sim Kid]

...Goes crazy and hits Ed on the head with a BIG mallet.
Ed: Ouchies!
Zak: Has anyone forgotten about me over here?
Fred: Death ray!
Zak: Ouch. That hurt! *Warps out*
Executrain: FRED!!!

A. Go get me a slice of pie.

B. Send all the mutants after BSD, A18, and Zak

C. Go get me a towel

D. Go capture Zak and BSD for me, will ya?

E. To to Big Ben and get rid of that pesky phantom before Sora does.

[goldendarkmechayoshi]

A,D,and E

A18:What does destroying a phantom have to with anything?

Executrain:No apparent reason at all.

BSD:Is that the same with the pie right?

Executrain:Right.

8 minutes later....

Fred:I destroyed the phantom and got the pie slice!

Executrain:Good,now capture BSD and Zak!

Fred:Yes master!

BSD hypnotizes Fred and tells him to........

A:Get pizza
B:Smash Executrain with a HUGE mallet
C ISCO!DISCO!DISCO!
D:All of the above and snap out of the trance after that's over

[Sim Kid]

DISCO DISCO DISCO!!

*Fred Discos like crazy*
Zak: Hey cool!
*Fred snaps out of it*
Zak: Not cool!
BSD: That's cool, I'll just hypnotize him again! Dang! out of MP...Do I even use MP? *Warps out*
Fred: All right....*Ties Zak up and takes him to Executrain*
Executrain: Good good! But...Hey! WHERE'S BSD??!
Fred: He warped out. Whaddya want Zak and BSD for anyway?
Executrain: You'll see *Puts Zak in his basement*
Fred: Why do you wanna keep him in your basement?
Executrain: I'm just gonna TORTURE him into surrendering the location of the Golden pineapple that fell in the fabric of time!!
Fred: How are you gonna torture him?
Executrain: I'm gonna....

A. Play Dark Cloud 2....BADLY!!!

B. Make Zak listen to Neil Diamond

C. Eat Pineapples in front of him

D. Make him Listen to Disco!

E. Destroy the Disco Disco Disco joke!!

[Red mage]

A. Play Dark Cloud 2....BADLY!

Executrain: Here's the TV, Here's the PS2, and Here's Dark Cloud 2!

Zak:

Executrain: Okay, I'll just turn on the TV and the PS2, and I'll start....

Zak: That's not gonna torture me!

Executrain: Uh oh! I'm being killed by the first enemies you encounter!

Zak: :Gasp: NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T BE KILLED BY THEM!!!

Executrain: Oops! I got killed!

Zak: AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY DARK CLOUD 2!!!

Executrain: Uh oh! I just forgot how to play!

Zak: NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY DARK CLOUD 2 WHEN YOU ALREADY OWN IT!!! READ THE MANUAL!!

Executrain: Oops! I forgot that I ate it!

Zak: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Executrain: I'm the saving fiend of Dark cloud 2!

Zak: NOOOOOO!!!! I AM THE SAVING FIEND OF DARK CLOUD 2!! NOT YOU!! NOOOOOO!!! I SAVED 15 TIMES IN 30 MINUTES!!! NOOOOOO!!!

Executrain: Do you give up Zak?

Zak: AAAAHHH!! I GIVE UP!! I GIVE UP!! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY!! JUST DON'T PLAY DARK CLOUD 2 AGAIN THAT BADLY!!!

Executrain: Good. Now where is the Golden Pineapple that's lost in the fabric of time?

Zak: uuuuhhhh.....I hid it in Big Ben in the year 1999!!

Executrain: Thank you Zak! Let's go!

Zak: But I sealed it so that only I can open it.

Executrain: Awww mannn...He's probably gonna wander off with the golden pineapple. :Grumble grumble: Don't try anything funny Zak, or else I'll have to stab you with this phillips screwdrive and play KINGDOM HEARTS badly!

Zak: AAAHHHH!!! NO!!! NOT KINGDOM HEARTS!!!

Does Zak

A. Double Cross executrain and hide the golden pineapple in the Misc forum-no demons?

B. Eat the Golden pineapple

C. Double cross Executrain and hide the Golden Pineapple where no one will look-In my father's exercise room?

D. Go with Executrain's plan

[ March 13, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: A18, still in chemo ]