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Hi all, I've decided to formulate a Choose your own Adventure like one I made several months ago (ahh, the memories). However, it will have VGF forumers as cast members. I think you know what to do (pick a plot twist, and continue the story along that path). Some rules are no cursing, graphic violence, cursing, or sidetracking fron the original plot. Well, let's get started!

Timmy Koopa was sitting at his kitchen table, eating breakfast, when Zak ran into the room.

Zak: Help! I accidentaly told the Sailor Scouts that our ancestors built a secret chamber in the fabric of time! Then they stole my time machine! We need to trace them down and sidetrack them before they harness the power within and rule the world!
Timmy: That's a mouthful! Well, I have a time machine with built in laser cannons, ionium jets, and vending machines, but we need some support. We need to enlist...

A. Mario
B. Superman
C. Dr. Donez!
D. Kamek
E. Glippy, the brainless watchamacallit
F. Some know-it-all cat girl named Sara
G. Nario
H. Rick the Rock
I. A supergenius positron named Jeff
J. All of the above

Timmy:..Dr. Donez!
Zak: Okay, so how do we do this?
Timmy: We go over to his house and enlist him, idiot!
Zak: No, How do we get him to listen?
Timmy: I don't know, you got him to listen in Weird Adventures.
Zak: That was Bill, and besides, Donez was on Max's team.
Timmy: Er...Well let's just kidnap him!

*Donez is asleep in his bed, sleep-bashing Proffessor Executrain, then the phone rings*
Donez: What what? Oh, I should probably answer that. *Picks up reciever* Hello?
Timmy: Hello Donez. We would like to ask you some questions.
Donez: What, if this is about the market, I swear, the box of Saltines were already shoved down Ness's throat when I got there.
Timmy: No Donez, we aren't interested in that. We instead wanna know if you wanna save the world.
Donez: Do I get paid?
Timmy: Er...Hold on a sec *Whisper whisper whisper* Um...We'll pay you 3 dollars and a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Donez: Sounds good to me. (Idiots)
Timmy: We would like to meet you at 5th avenue around say...noon tomorrow, come alone, (Except for your Ice pick) and bring an appitizer.
*Zak takes over*
Zak: Prefably Pineapples!
Donez: um...I don't have an appitizer, or pineapples.
Timmy: Well...Uh, what do you have?
Donez: I uh....I have a phone book!
Timmy: Hold on another sec. *Whisper whisper whisper* Yes, Bring that.

*Corner of 5th avenue, Donez is waiting when a limo drives up*
Donez: Your door flew open. You might wanna get that fixed. AAH! *Timmy grabs him and takes him into the limo*
Zak: Hello Donez.
Donez: Sooooo...Why did ya kidnap me?
Timmy: We didn't kidnap you, we're giving you a ride. We need you to help us save the world.
*The door to the drivers compartment opens up*
Mario: So uh, where to Timmy?
Timmy: You know where!
Mario: Okay Timmy, so do you wanna stop for some pasta at fazolli's on the way?
Zak: That sounds good!
Timmy: Don't get involved Zak!
Luigi: Of course he doesn't want fazollis mario! No one wants fazollis! We've had Fazollis every night for the past 4 years! Let's have something different! Like Mexican!
Mario: You're crazy! You're Crazy!
Timmy: MARIO!! WATCH THE ROAD!
Mario: AAAH! *runs off the road, down a mountain, off a cliff, through a neighbourhood, an abandoned train station, and back on to the road. During the fall, everyone is flying around the back of the Limo*
Mario: Eh....Don't worry! That was just a little shortcut! See? Look! We're there right now!
Donez: That was weird.

*Secret base*
Donez: Okay, So we need to recruit people that will be of help. So the next recruit shall be..

A. Bill and Fred

B. Jay

C. General Magruder

D. Colenel Zadok

E. Colenel Massimilliano

F. Introbulus and Jim

G. Knight

Ha ha Zak.

H. ME!!!

Originally posted by Kalvin the Koopa Hunter:
Ha ha Zak.

H. ME!!!

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OOC:your choice is not exsistant.

A

Donez:Our next recruits shall be Bill the Extra Guy and Fred the Spanyard!

Zak:Those two nimrods couldn't save a chicken!

Fred falls through th roof of the base and Bill flys through the door.(VIA magic carpet)

Fred:It's a bad idea to get this spanyard aggravated and i'll show you why.

Fred uses his Deahtray on a nearby mountain whoch is reduced to nothingness.

Bill:Why are we here anyway?

Fred:My guess is that we were recruited by *closeup*DR. DONEZ*closeup* to stop the Sailor Scouts from harnessing a power that Zak's and Timmy's ancestors built in the fabric of time!

Donez:Right.

Bill:Fred,you sure said a mouthful.

Fred:We should also recruit.....

A:BSD
B:Yoshi
C:Zadok
D:Executrain
E:Waluigi
F:Wario
G:a boo named Frank

[ March 11, 2003, 08:25 AM: Message edited by: BSD:The mysterious hybrid ]

C. Colonel Zadok

Zak: Okay, how are we to recruit Colonel Zadok?
Timmy: Simple. One of us dresses up a a deer, and when Zadok begins stalking it, we grab him.
Zak: ?
Dr. Donez: It's the best we could come up with.
Timmy: Okay, you guys go do that. I need to work on tracking the Sailor Scouts.
(the others leave, and timmy goes to observe his neopets (A pink Acara named Skye and a blue Shoyru named Leif))
Timmy: Neopets observation, day 1. I have captured an Acara and a Shoyru. Interesting qualities i've noticed is that the Acara walks upright, and thinks she's human, and the Shoyru is hyperactive and has a voice similar to that of John Leguisamo.
Fred: Hey Timmy, I thought you were tracking the sailor scouts.
Timmy: I'm working on it! Right now i need to go pack.
a few minutes later, Timmy has already packed everyone's food, clothing, books, neopets, gamecube games, computer files, and so on, whe the wall explodes and who else enters the room but...

A. Zak, Donez, and Zadok
B. Superman
C. Alfred Nobel
D. The Knights who say "Ni!"
E. All of the above
F. No one, i guess...
G. Fill in the blank (be creative):_______________

[ March 11, 2003, 08:34 AM: Message edited by: Timmy Kooper and the Mod's Duodenum ]

G.

BSD:And I wonder why I even decided to blow that wall up.

Everyone except BSD:Why are you here anyway?

BSD:To help advance the plot.

Everyone except BSD:Oh.

BSD packs his stuff into a black and orange backpack.

Fred:What should we do next?

Timmy:Stop the Sailor Scouts from harnessing the power of me and Zak's ancestors duh!

Bill:We should do something before that and it would be to.........

A:Check the inventory
B o a roll call
C:Figure out which Sailor Scout we should defeat first
D isco!Disco!Disco!
E:All of the above.

C.

Bill: Figure out which Sailor scout to defeat first!
Zadok: Okay, so who are the sailor scouts?
*Zak takes out a police file*
Zak: (a-hem) Sir Raleigh started out as a rich amphibian-Whoops! Wrong file. *Throws the police file away, then he takes out another one* Okay, I'm sure this is the right one. "There are a total of 16 sailor scouts-"
Fred: 16??? There are only 6 or 7 of us!! They'll outnumber us a million to one!
Zak: "They have hidden in several places in the world, the one closest to NC HQ is named CATS."

*Meanwhile*
CATS: Bwa ha ha ha! I is gonna use my power to destroy grammar for the whole world! No one will pass my booby traps!! No one!!! Bwa ha ha ha!
*Everyone bursts in*
CATS: AAAAHHH! Hey wait...How you get past my booby trap?
Fred: Er...We used the back door.
CATS: THERE'S A BACK DOOR???!!!! Well anyway, you can't kill me! How you Kill me?
Zak: We're gonna....

A. Make you use good Grammar

B. Pour a Diet Vanilla Coke down your throat

C. Force you to listen to Neil Diamond

D. Use this Zodiac Stone

E. Let Sephiroth stab you through the stomach

F. Sic Frank Burns on you.

A

CATS: AHA! It's "Make you use grammar "well"! Wait, NOOO!!!!! (desintegrates)

Fred: ...That was pathetic.

Timmy: Let's...

A: Disco! Disco! Disco!
B: Ask Dr.Donez!
C: Try to find a date for the weekend
D: Move on to the next sailor scout.

Timmy:..Ask Dr. Donez!
*Zak takes out his cell phone and dials Donez's number*
Donez: Hello, this is ask Dr. Donez! What is your question?
Zak: Well-
Donez: Hold on, I have another call!
Mario: Dear Dr. Donez, I just ate a whole box of Saltine Crackers and now I can't whistle. Why?
Donez: Err.....2.5?
Mario: Ooooooh, that explains it! *Hangs up*
Zak: Okay Donez, Who and where are the next sailor scout?
Donez: Well Zak, for once, I'm right there, so you don't need to call me on my cell phone.
Zak: I like this way better, you sound better.
Donez: Thank you Zak, so now the next Sailor scout is....

A. Algus

B. Proffesor Executrain

C. Wiegraf

D. Kammy

E. Frank Burns

F. BJ Hunnicut

G. Nightmare

[ March 11, 2003, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Zak's trying to get a mic ]

G. Nightmare

Zak: Okay, we now have to go after Nightmare-
Timmy: Um, I think you explained the Sailor Scouts were using your time machine before anyone was recruited. They're traveling the fabric of time, and we need more recruits.
Dr. Donez: Okay, there's 16 Sailor Scouts, and about 9 of us(including Timmy's Neopets).
Zadok: Okay, the next to be hunted is...

A. Escargoon
B. Nario
C. Peter Puppy
D. Invader Zim
E. Lucca
F. Rayman
G. Well, I haven't decided

Zadok:...Lucca!
Zak: Don't you mean, recruited?
Zadok: Quiet Zak before I slap you silly!
Zak: Oy, so we now need to go to Guardia in 1000 A.D, right?
Timmy: Um, how are we gonna do that? Your time machine was stolen!
Zak: Let's just use the Teleporter and Marle's amulet!
Donez: Uno slight problemo Zak! I have the teleporter in my basement, but we don't have Marle's amulet!
Zak: I have it right here, I bought it off eBay. Either that or the person with the red Altamilla can just enter a red time gate.
Donez: Teleporter accident here we come.

*All 9 of the heroes are in donez's basement*
Zak: Okay, teleport it!
*A time gate forms*
Zadok: Hurry!
*Everyone rushes through the time gate, but ends up at the end of time*
Zak: Oh no, we're in the wrong time zone!
Old man: Oh good, more guests!
Timmy: Why are we here?
Old man: Haven't you played Chrono Trigger? Groups bigger than 3 end up here when they go through a time gate.
Zak: OF COURSE!! How could I have forgotten THAT?
Bill: Well, we have to go get Lucca, right?
Zak: And only 3 of us will be able to reach.
Fred: But when Lucca joins, you'll have four and end up right back here!
Donez: That's the whole point genius!
Zak: But who will we send?

A. Zak, Donez, Timmy

B. Timmy, Bill, Fred

C. Bill, Fred, Zadok

D. Zak, Zadok, Timmy

E. Fred, Zak, Timmy

A. Zak, Donez, Timmy

Timmy: Okay, here goes nothing!
(They do that process over again, and wind up in Guardia, 1000 AD.)
Donez: Wow! What extremely dumb people! There's no cars, there's no computers, it's enough to say they're retarded! Stupid, stinky people. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
(Timmy takes a few steps, and bumps into a girl with large glasses.)
Girl: Oh, excuse me.
Timmy: Sorry, but we're looking for a, uh, "missing person" by the name of Lucca.
Girl: Um, that would be me.
Zak: DONEZ! IT'S HER! LET'S GER 'ER!
(Timmy, Zak and Donez lift Lucca onto their shoulders, and carry her to the time portal.)
Lucca: Hey, what are you doing? This is no way to treat a lady!
Timmy: Well, picking my nose is no way to beat eggs, but it works for me. Now, we're gonna use the time portal, meet the others at the end of time, and begin our quest.
(They do so, somehow make it back to Timmy's House, and set up the time machine.)
Timmy: 3..2..1..Gnomes blow up!
(the neighbor's garden gnomes explode with the force of Timmy's special souped-up firecrackers. Timmy and Zak go into fits of hysterical laughter.)
Luuca: Can we go now?
Timmy: I suppose we can leave now.
(All ten members board Timmy's time machine and dissapear into the fabric of time in a dramatic display of sfx)
Timmy: Now is where the fun begins! We still need to recruit more people, starting in...

A. Caveman times
B. The Ice Age
C. Mesopotamian civilizations
D. Medieval times
E. Egyptian ages
F. Roman/Greek ages
G. The scientific revolution
H. The 60's
I. The Atomic Age
J. Colonial times
K. The Future/Computerized Metropolis ages
L. The Colonizing of other planets
M. The very Distant Future
N. The very Distant Past
O. The End of time
P. The Dawn of time
Q. The Abandoned voids of the Fabric of Time (Nowhere)

N

They are warped back to the year 2003 but they are here 1 minute before they recruited Lucca

BSD:Who should we recruit next?

Bill:I know who we should ask!

Fred:A rocket scientist?

Zadok:A hunter?

Lucca:A genius?

Bill:We should ask..... *closeup*DR. DONEZ!*closeup*

Donez:What's your question?

BSD:Who should we recruit next?

Donez:We should recruit......

A:Boshi and Yoshi

B:Jim and Introbulus

C:Fusion and GORE-ILLA

D:Yami Yoshi and GameChamp

E :P rof. Executrain and SwordMaster

F:Bowser and King Lemming

Donez:...Bowser and King lemming! That'll bring us up to 12!
Zak: Won't Codiekitty sue us if we use King lemming?
Donez: I highly doubt that. You didn't sue me for using Shorty in one of my experiments.
Zak: What?
Donez: Um.....Let's just recruit them!
*3 minutes later*
Donez:...Well, Bowser was easy, but to get King Lemming to join us, Zak had to take out his science textbook and read it to him.
*Lucca, Timmy, and Timmy's neopets come in dragging King lemming*
Timmy: (Urgh!) How much pie DID this lemming eat?
Lucca: (Uuuuggghhh!) Where shall we drop him before I pull a muscle?
Zak: Put him...

A. On the Couch

B. In the Bathtub

C. In the pool

D. In the Teleporter.

E. In that lab cage.

F. Under the bed

F

Timmy: Boy, there's a lot of stuff under this bed! I think I see a diety!

Diety: I am the god(ess) of messy places! Release me, and I shall grant you three...

Timmy: Here, you can have this lemming. (gives the diety King Lemming)

Diety: Mmmm! I haven't had a "Lemming" sacrifice in 30 years! (eats the lemming) As a reward, I will...

A: Join you in your quest.
B: Send you to the Not-too distant future! (in the next Sunday A.D.)
C: Call the Disco god and...Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Summon a minion for you to use at your own amusement
E: Explode!!!!

B,D,and E

The Diety gives them a Boo,then the Diety explodes,and they are thrown into next sunday.

Fred:Where are we?

BSD:Next sunday.

Lucca:That wasn't very useful.

Boo:No kidding.

BSD:What's your name?

Boo:My name's Mallet.

Mallet joins your party!

Fred:I get to use an overused running gag!

Bowser:That makes no sense.

Donez:Ecoweenies.

Zak:Who should we recruit next?

BSD:We should ask *closeup*DR. DONEZ!*closeup*

Timmy onez,who should we recruit next?

Donez:We should recruit............

A:The koopalings
B:Boshi and Yoshi
C:Mario and Waluigi
D:Luigi and Wario
E:All of the above

E. All of the above

Fred: Okay, how are we going to kidnap 13 people?
Timmy: Sing the doom song?
Zak: Eat 144 Krispy Kremes?
Zadok: Give them wedgies?
Lucca: Actually, Timmy, your geopet thingies recruited them all.
Donez: It's neopets! and now we have 25 people! That's too many!
Timmy: Okay, then Mario, Wendy, and Ludwig all come with us, and the rest go out and mortally wedgie televangelists.
Bill: So, what do we do now?
Timmy: First, let's make a list of party members

CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS:

Timmy
Zak
Dr. Donez
Bill
Fred
Col. Zadok
Skye
Leif
BSD
Lucca
Bowser
Mallet
Wendy
Ludwig
Mario

Mallet: Now, all that's left to do is to call the Disco God and Disco, disco, disco!
Timmy: Oh boy! I've been wanting to do this since the adventure started!
(They all begin disco dancing, when the twelve Olympians drag the Mess Diety away, and make him regurgitate King Lemming.)
Lemming: Whoa, what a totally far-out trip.
Lucca: Wrong time period.
Timmy: BTW, I thought the very distant past would be several millions of years ago, during the Mezozoic era or something.
(A recorrection flux occurs, and our heroes end up in the Triassic period.)
Bill: Um, DR. DONEZ,(cue close-up bit) what do we do next?
Donez: Timmy, you'll have to...

A. Pick your nose
B. Play guitar with your teeth
C. Hide behind that rock
D. Make your Neopets disrupt the ecosystem
E. Sing an annnoying song
F. Try and cut a hole in the fabric of time

[ March 13, 2003, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: Timmy Kooper and the Mod's Duodenum ]

you ignored my post didn't you?

Donez: Try and cut a hole in the fabric of time!
Timmy: How do we do that?
Donez: Don't know.
Zak: Help! ONE OF THE FEW DINOSAURS OF THE TRIASSIC PERIOD ARE CHASING US!!!!
Fred: AAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S IMMUNE EVEN TO THE DEATH RAY!!!
Donez: Do we follow them?
Timmy: Eh, it'll be fun. *everyone starts running through a hedge maze*
Bill: uuuugggghhh, I feel sick.....
Zak: Oh no, Don't tell me you're getting sick from the hedge maze like the idiots in Roller Coaster Tycoon do!
Bill: Either that or the 12 dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts I ate in Weird Adventures is finally kicking in....
*Everyone backs up, as Weird Adventures was in the Summer*
Zak: Who would be smart enough to build a hedge maze in this period?
???: One of the sailor scouts Dinkus!
Everyone of the heroes: *GASP* IT'S

A. Ansem

B. Velius

C. Lord Saher

D. Ganondorf Dragmire

E. HIM

F. Master SPAM

Originally posted by BSD:The mysterious hybrid:
you ignored my post didn't you?

Sorry. You must have posted when I was typing mine. I'll make it up to you, i promise.