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Ok, I guess it's time for another round of Ask Dr. D. Maybe it'll help me kill any free time I have. I'll see if I can update this once a week. And please be easy on the questions. Remeber, Dr. Donez is only a little tweeter, and can't type fast.-jay

Dr. Donez, how do you type?

Question #1851: Dr. Donez, how do you type?
Dr. Donez's Answer: While drunk on Code Red.

-jay

Captain Churro sends his greetings with puppies!

Dr. Donez, why are you the second tweeter in SMB2? If your so smart, why arn't you the first? Huh? HUH!?

Who was high on what when they put the deal with those giant flying naked babies into Drakengard?


Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

Do you think you are TEH PWNAGE compared to TEH PWNER CHAMPEUN, CAPTUN CHURRRROOOOOOOO????????????????????????////

How many Dwalves can fit in your deathzooker, b4 u are unable to shoot it?

Would you like to buy a vowel? -CSM

Do you use technological, magical, magiteknological, or zooboomafoological energy to make the Ice Pick powerful?

Why are ducks?

What's the farthest you've ever gotten with a woman/man/yourself?

Why do all the bad guys in Star Wars have a British accent? -CSM

Dr. Donez, why won't my carrots grow?

Question #1852: Captain Churro sends his greetings with puppies!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sigh...this again? Churro, go hawk your puppies somewhere else. In fact, where do you keep getting these things?

Question #1853: Dr. Donez, why are you the second tweeter in SMB2? If your so smart, why arn't you the first? Huh? HUH!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm afraid that answer lies in the dark, mysterious darkness of my mysteriously dark past. Don't make me awaken those memories! Don't make me go back there! But really, all they hired us to do was jump around. I'll tell you they weren't hiring for brains, that's for sure.

Question #1854: Who was high on what when they put the deal with those giant flying naked babies into Drakengard?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I may have been high on something at the time, but I don't think I had much to do with that. At least that I remember.

Question #1855: Do you think you are TEH PWNAGE compared to TEH PWNER CHAMPEUN, CAPTUN CHURRRROOOOOOOO????????????????????????////
Dr. Donez's Answer: Damn Churro. Ever since Jay (Or Reid. Whatever) invented him, he's all I hear about. By the way, what are you trying to divide with all of those "/"s?

Question #1856: How many Dwalves can fit in your deathzooker, b4 u are unable to shoot it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think my record is fifty-three.

Question #1857: Would you like to buy a vowel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I donno...how much is it going to cost me? I can buy my vowels for cheap in bulk down at the Price Club, ya know.

Question #1858: Do you use technological, magical, magiteknological, or zooboomafoological energy to make the Ice Pick powerful?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Zooboomafoological, now there's a good word. I almost minored in Zooboomafoologicology in college. But the professors in that department were all pricks. Anyway, the heck if I remember how I made the Ice Pick. I'm not even sure I was the one to make it.

Question #1859: Why are ducks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Congratulations! You have asked question number eighteen hundred and fifty nine! How do you feel to be granted such an honor?

Question #1860: What's the farthest you've ever gotten with a woman/man/yourself?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm afraid that answer lies in the dark, mysterious darkness of my mysteriously dark past. Don't make me awaken those memories! Don't make me go back there! Anyway, I could tell you, but, I won't.

Question #1861: Why do all the bad guys in Star Wars have a British accent?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The British empire must be in control of the human race...um, a long time ago...in a galaxy far, far away... Don't ask me how that works. I still have a nice buzz going from my Code Red.

Question #1862: Dr. Donez, why won't my carrots grow?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Have you tried the most important ingredient of all: love?

-jay

Why?

Who stole my Cocoa Crisp? I need those to live! LIIIIIVEEEEE!!!!!

Donez, when will Mario knock himself out with a bardiche?

If Mario is right behind you, what color are the Bus Driver's eyes? -CSM

When will I ever get that Wii?