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*WARNING!!! FF9 SPOILERS!!! If you haven't gotten to the end of Disc four of FF9, skip the post and go right to the options. P.S, the Garland in there is from the great 8 bit theatre*
Zak: Oh no!! FOREST IMPS!!!!
*Garland comes running in screaming like crazy*
Garland: Help me!! The Forest imps!!!
Zak: The not so extra move! Hadoken!!
*All of the imps are visciously obliterated*
Garland: Hey cool! You're strong! Maybe I can convince the creator of 8 bit theatre to put you in with me!
Zak: Sorry, I'm 16 bit.
Garland: Damn!
*suddenley, Kuja comes in*
Kuja: Bwa ha ha!!! I've got you now!!!
BSD: we have no time for you!!!
*Everyone tries to leave, but Kuja goes into trance*'
Zak: Oh no.....
Kuja: You cannot defeat me now!! ULTIMA!!! *Everyone's HP is reduced to 1, even BSD's*
Donez: Ouch.
Zak: Ouchies..
Garland: How do we defeat this (Bleep) man who wears make-up?!
Kayla: Let's....
A. Have Kayla cast Ultima
B. Have Zak use the Not So extra move to cast Stopga.
C. Summon Bahamut
D. Leave Kuja to the Forest imps.
E. Visciously Obliterate Kuja
CYOA:Bill and Fred's Adventures Through The Fabric of Time
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BSD is chanting a strange ancient language that no one knows,but little did they know that BSD is about to summon the Meteo Dragon a creature that was once summoned 200 years ago to destroy an enemy greater than Kuja.
M.Dragon:Who has summoned me?
BSD:I have!
M.Dragon:What are your orders master?
BSD
estroy the dark one known only as Kuja!
M.Dragon:Yes master!
The M.Dragon uses White Meteo on Kuja and he dies.
BSD:You can now rest M.Dragon!
The M.Dragon fades away.
Everyone except BSD:The heck?
BSD:How did I do all of that?
Inside the castle........
Executrain:BSD's more of a devastator to our plam,Bowser!
Bowser:A class AAA threat he's also a reason why I detest his parents and siblings!
Bowser breathes fire on a picture BSD,or as he was called in the past Dragoshi,his parents,and siblings.
Bowser:I ULTIMATELY DESPISE BSD and his family with every fiber of my being even more than Mario!
Back to where the heroes are.............
Fusion:You chanted a mysterious and ancient language that summoned the M.Dragon!
BSD:Wait,some of my forgotten memories are coming back to me!
Kayla:There is more to BSD than any of us thought.
GORE:This is one strange day.
Zak:Well,what do remember?
BSD:I remember my last name and who my parents and siblings are!
Introbulus:What's your last name?
BSD:Ortiz.
Donez:Who are your parents and siblings?
BSD:My mom and dad's names are Linda and Johnny while my siblings are named Jessica,Brian,and Lauren.
MK:We should storm the castle and find out what happened to Max.
Fusion:But' shouldn't we rest?
BSD chants the same language again,but this time a healing spell was used.
BSD:I must've done the same thing again!
They all enter the castle then a Mysterious Creature appears.
Mysterious Creature:I am.........
A ark-GORE
B:Jirby
C:Majin Buu
D:Magma Dragoon
BSD is chanting a strange ancient language that no one knows,but little did they know that BSD is about to summon the Meteo Dragon a creature that was once summoned 200 years ago to destroy an enemy greater than Kuja.
M.Dragon:Who has summoned me?
BSD:I have!
M.Dragon:What are your orders master?
BSD
estroy the dark one known only as Kuja!M.Dragon:Yes master!
The M.Dragon uses White Meteo on Kuja and he dies.
BSD:You can now rest M.Dragon!
The M.Dragon fades away.
Everyone except BSD:The heck?
BSD:How did I do all of that?
Inside the castle........
Executrain:BSD's more of a devastator to our plam,Bowser!
Bowser:A class AAA threat he's also a reason why I detest his parents and siblings!
Bowser breathes fire on a picture BSD,or as he was called in the past Dragoshi,his parents,and siblings.
Bowser:I ULTIMATELY DESPISE BSD and his family with every fiber of my being even more than Mario!
Back to where the heroes are.............
Fusion:You chanted a mysterious and ancient language that summoned the M.Dragon!
BSD:Wait,some of my forgotten memories are coming back to me!
Kayla:There is more to BSD than any of us thought.
GORE:This is one strange day.
Zak:Well,what do remember?
BSD:I remember my last name and who my parents and siblings are!
Introbulus:What's your last name?
BSD:Ortiz.
Donez:Who are your parents and siblings?
BSD:My mom and dad's names are Linda and Johnny while my siblings are named Jessica,Brian,and Lauren.
MK:We should storm the castle and find out what happened to Max.
Fusion:But' shouldn't we rest?
BSD chants the same language again,but this time a healing spell was used.
BSD:I must've done the same thing again!
They all enter the castle then a Mysterious Creature appears.
Mysterious Creature:I am.........
A
ark-GOREB:Jirby
C:Majin Buu
D:Magma Dragoon
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Burns: It's so EXCELLENT that I finally get to pound you. The EXCELLENT King Bowser promised 33.3 billion dollars to the EXCELLENT guy who could kill you all.
Fusion: Ack! Too many EXCELLENTs! I must stop Burns from saying EXCELLENT again by...
A. Stuffing him up Yoshi's anal area.
B. Making him watch Barney.
C. Having Homer Simpson wreck his power plant for the 33 billionth time.
D. Stuffing marajuana in his mouth.
Burns: It's so EXCELLENT that I finally get to pound you. The EXCELLENT King Bowser promised 33.3 billion dollars to the EXCELLENT guy who could kill you all.
Fusion: Ack! Too many EXCELLENTs! I must stop Burns from saying EXCELLENT again by...
A. Stuffing him up Yoshi's anal area.
B. Making him watch Barney.
C. Having Homer Simpson wreck his power plant for the 33 billionth time.
D. Stuffing marajuana in his mouth.
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Stuffing Marijuana in his mouth!
Burns: Ouch! I'm suffering from EXCELLENT Marijuana poisoning!! *dies*
Nelson: HA HA!
Zak: Good.
*Lightning*
(Everyone takes 3000 damage)
Zak: OUCH!!!
Garland: Hey! that hurt!!!
BSD: careful with that!!
*Seymour appears*
Seymour: Hmmm, you are much stronger as it appears!!!
Zak: Oh no! Not Seymour!
Seymour: I shall fuse with Sin and become the ulitimate being!!
Kayla: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DDDIIIIIEEEEE!!! HADOKEN! *Blows Seymour's head off*
Seymour: Ouch.
???: I'll not go down so easily!
Zak: OH NO!!! IT'S ULTEMACIA!!
Kayla: ZAAAAAK!!!! You're looking at me you idiot!! *Slaps Zak*
Ultemacia: And there's no Squall, Irvine or Selphie here this time!! You'll never defeat me! BWA HA HA !!
What happens?
A. Kayla uses Hadoken again
B. Donez impales Ultemacia on his ice pick
C. Squall, Irvine, and Selphie appear out of the blue and defeat Ultemacia the way they did in FF8
D. Fred uses Deathly Death ray of Deathly Deathness
E. Bill uses the Extra move
F. Zak uses the Not so extra move to use Shock
G. The 100,000 dollar pyramid falls on Ultemacia
Burns: Ouch! I'm suffering from EXCELLENT Marijuana poisoning!! *dies*
Nelson: HA HA!
Zak: Good.
*Lightning*
(Everyone takes 3000 damage)
Zak: OUCH!!!
Garland: Hey! that hurt!!!
BSD: careful with that!!
*Seymour appears*
Seymour: Hmmm, you are much stronger as it appears!!!
Zak: Oh no! Not Seymour!
Seymour: I shall fuse with Sin and become the ulitimate being!!
Kayla: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DDDIIIIIEEEEE!!! HADOKEN! *Blows Seymour's head off*
Seymour: Ouch.
???: I'll not go down so easily!
Zak: OH NO!!! IT'S ULTEMACIA!!
Kayla: ZAAAAAK!!!! You're looking at me you idiot!! *Slaps Zak*
Ultemacia: And there's no Squall, Irvine or Selphie here this time!! You'll never defeat me! BWA HA HA !!
What happens?
A. Kayla uses Hadoken again
B. Donez impales Ultemacia on his ice pick
C. Squall, Irvine, and Selphie appear out of the blue and defeat Ultemacia the way they did in FF8
D. Fred uses Deathly Death ray of Deathly Deathness
E. Bill uses the Extra move
F. Zak uses the Not so extra move to use Shock
G. The 100,000 dollar pyramid falls on Ultemacia
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The last one.
Fred: Ahh! It's the lighter evil!
Donez: What? That's just the $100,000 pyramid!
(Jay Respo appears)
Jay Respo: no! i cannot LET the $100,000 pyramid LIVE!
(Jay Respo attacks the $100,000 Pyramid!)
(Jay Respo uses his ultimate attack!)
(Jay Respo now has a dislocated spinal cord!)
Zak: ...That was...
Introbulus: ...Odd...
Donez: Well, now we can...
A: FINALLY go and defeat that boss that we were supposed to so long ago!
B: Get warped somewhere else!
C: Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Go on a pic-a-nick!
E: Raise money to fund a local orphanage!
Fred: Ahh! It's the lighter evil!
Donez: What? That's just the $100,000 pyramid!
(Jay Respo appears)
Jay Respo: no! i cannot LET the $100,000 pyramid LIVE!
(Jay Respo attacks the $100,000 Pyramid!)
(Jay Respo uses his ultimate attack!)
(Jay Respo now has a dislocated spinal cord!)
Zak: ...That was...
Introbulus: ...Odd...
Donez: Well, now we can...
A: FINALLY go and defeat that boss that we were supposed to so long ago!
B: Get warped somewhere else!
C: Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Go on a pic-a-nick!
E: Raise money to fund a local orphanage!
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Prof. Executrain: Yes, it is I, PROFESSOR EXECUTRAIN! I will destroy the Anti-DBZ Machine! Screwdriver Attack!
He slashes the Anti-DBZ Machine and a bunch of DBZ enemies appear.
Majin Buu: Me turn you into bag of Funyuns!
Frieza: Oh my! This stupendous! Wow, what a great show! Unbelievable! Look at that! (yeah, saying that over and over again during the re-runs gives you the habit of saying that)
Cell: I shall absorb you all!
Recoome: I will POUND YOU!
Fusion: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I MUST KILL THEM ALL BY...
A. Stuffing Marijuana in their mouth.
B. Destroying the Anti-Pokemon Machine so the DBZ Villians must fight wild Pokemon.
C. Doomly Doomray of Doomly Doomness!
D. HADOKEN!
E. Farting in their face!
Prof. Executrain: Yes, it is I, PROFESSOR EXECUTRAIN! I will destroy the Anti-DBZ Machine! Screwdriver Attack!
He slashes the Anti-DBZ Machine and a bunch of DBZ enemies appear.
Majin Buu: Me turn you into bag of Funyuns!
Frieza: Oh my! This stupendous! Wow, what a great show! Unbelievable! Look at that! (yeah, saying that over and over again during the re-runs gives you the habit of saying that)
Cell: I shall absorb you all!
Recoome: I will POUND YOU!
Fusion: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I MUST KILL THEM ALL BY...
A. Stuffing Marijuana in their mouth.
B. Destroying the Anti-Pokemon Machine so the DBZ Villians must fight wild Pokemon.
C. Doomly Doomray of Doomly Doomness!
D. HADOKEN!
E. Farting in their face!
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^Lol! I'm glad to see the Buu/Funyun joke is being used.
**This post contains typed violence, blasting things into oblivion, and makes as much sense as Probability. Reader Discresion is advised**
Fusion: HADOKEN!!!
Zak: Hey! You don't know that!
Kayla: HADOKEN!!! *Kills everyone*
Zak: Oooooh, I see.
Garlic Jr: I'm still here!
Emperor Pilaf: And me!
Mai: Me too!
Shu: And you forgot me!
Zak: AAAAHHHH!!! GARLIC JR. AND THE DRAGON BALL VILLANS!! AAAAHHHHH!!
*Suddenley, the Red ribbon Army runs by*
Fusion: AAAAHHHH! NOT THE RED RIBBON ARMY!!! HADOKEN!!
Kayla: AAAAHHHH! NOT THE RED RIBBON ARMY!!! HADOKEN!!
*Kayla blasts all of the remaining DBZ/DB villians into oblivion*
Zak: That was odd. Let's...
A. Disco Disco Disco!
B. Make an unexpected Cameo on Reading Rainbow and mess things up.
C. Go up to Vash Naroom and cause some Dissarray
D. Go kill Jay Resup
E. Continue this semi-quazi-mediocre-misadventure, Bill and Fred style.
F. Kill the 100,000 dollar pyramid
**This post contains typed violence, blasting things into oblivion, and makes as much sense as Probability. Reader Discresion is advised**
Fusion: HADOKEN!!!
Zak: Hey! You don't know that!
Kayla: HADOKEN!!! *Kills everyone*
Zak: Oooooh, I see.
Garlic Jr: I'm still here!
Emperor Pilaf: And me!
Mai: Me too!
Shu: And you forgot me!
Zak: AAAAHHHH!!! GARLIC JR. AND THE DRAGON BALL VILLANS!! AAAAHHHHH!!
*Suddenley, the Red ribbon Army runs by*
Fusion: AAAAHHHH! NOT THE RED RIBBON ARMY!!! HADOKEN!!
Kayla: AAAAHHHH! NOT THE RED RIBBON ARMY!!! HADOKEN!!
*Kayla blasts all of the remaining DBZ/DB villians into oblivion*
Zak: That was odd. Let's...
A. Disco Disco Disco!
B. Make an unexpected Cameo on Reading Rainbow and mess things up.
C. Go up to Vash Naroom and cause some Dissarray
D. Go kill Jay Resup
E. Continue this semi-quazi-mediocre-misadventure, Bill and Fred style.
F. Kill the 100,000 dollar pyramid
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Fusion: Oh, and Zak.
Kayla: Oh, and Zak.
Zak: What?
Fusion: I did know the Hadoken. I have every power in the universe. Why do you think I'm called Fusion? It means I'm fused with every power in the universe.
Kayla: I did know the Hadoken. I have every power in the universe. Why do you think I'm called Fusion? It means I'm fused with every power in the universe.
Zak: Whatever.
*Suddenly, a mysterious stick man with a mask on appears*
Fred: Who are you?
Stick: I am...*removes mask*
Fusion: Osama Bin Laden's head on a stick body?
Kayla: Osama Bin Laden's head on a stick body?
Osama: Uh, yeah. But call me Osama.
Fred: *sniff* *sniff* You smell like tacos.
Osama: Ok, now why do you have a hungry look on your face?
Fred: Must eat Osama!
Osama: I will stop you with my...
A. Lightsaber!
B. Machine Gun!
C. Fists!
D. Smelly Turban of Doom!
E. Army of Dumb Religious Terrorists!
Fusion: Oh, and Zak.
Kayla: Oh, and Zak.
Zak: What?
Fusion: I did know the Hadoken. I have every power in the universe. Why do you think I'm called Fusion? It means I'm fused with every power in the universe.
Kayla: I did know the Hadoken. I have every power in the universe. Why do you think I'm called Fusion? It means I'm fused with every power in the universe.
Zak: Whatever.
*Suddenly, a mysterious stick man with a mask on appears*
Fred: Who are you?
Stick: I am...*removes mask*
Fusion: Osama Bin Laden's head on a stick body?
Kayla: Osama Bin Laden's head on a stick body?
Osama: Uh, yeah. But call me Osama.
Fred: *sniff* *sniff* You smell like tacos.
Osama: Ok, now why do you have a hungry look on your face?
Fred: Must eat Osama!
Osama: I will stop you with my...
A. Lightsaber!
B. Machine Gun!
C. Fists!
D. Smelly Turban of Doom!
E. Army of Dumb Religious Terrorists!
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Uh oh, not this again.
Osama: Machine gun!
Fred: RUN!! He's Got a machine gun!
BSD: Oh no!! He's gonna shoot us all!
Fusion: Hadoken!
Kayla: Hadoken!
*Osama is killed by twin Hadokens, and Bush appears*
Bush: Did you guys just kill Osama Bin Laden?
Fusion: Um, yeah?
Kayla: Um, yeah?
Bush: Good job, that gets rid of one threat. The remaining threat is....
A. Jay Respo
B. the Hundred Thousand Dollar pyramid
C. Lord Voldemort
D. Ash
Osama: Machine gun!
Fred: RUN!! He's Got a machine gun!
BSD: Oh no!! He's gonna shoot us all!
Fusion: Hadoken!
Kayla: Hadoken!
*Osama is killed by twin Hadokens, and Bush appears*
Bush: Did you guys just kill Osama Bin Laden?
Fusion: Um, yeah?
Kayla: Um, yeah?
Bush: Good job, that gets rid of one threat. The remaining threat is....
A. Jay Respo
B. the Hundred Thousand Dollar pyramid
C. Lord Voldemort
D. Ash
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All: NOT ASH!!!
Bush: Yes, Ash. He's wanted around the world for making broadcasts of his illegal crappy show.
*They go to Ash's house and knock on the door.*
Ash: Hi.
All: PLEASE DON'T HURT US!
Ash: What are you talking about?
All: Don't make us watch Pokemon!
Ash: You all are annoying! Pikachu, thundershock!
Pikachu: Piiii...kaaaa...chuuu!
*5 damage done on everyone.*
Zak: I must kill them both by...
A. Stuffing Marijuana up their a**.
B. Feeding them cigarettes.
C. Activating the Anti-Pokemon Machine!
D. Doing an interpretive dance of them having sex with Bill Gates.
All: NOT ASH!!!
Bush: Yes, Ash. He's wanted around the world for making broadcasts of his illegal crappy show.
*They go to Ash's house and knock on the door.*
Ash: Hi.
All: PLEASE DON'T HURT US!
Ash: What are you talking about?
All: Don't make us watch Pokemon!
Ash: You all are annoying! Pikachu, thundershock!
Pikachu: Piiii...kaaaa...chuuu!
*5 damage done on everyone.*
Zak: I must kill them both by...
A. Stuffing Marijuana up their a**.
B. Feeding them cigarettes.
C. Activating the Anti-Pokemon Machine!
D. Doing an interpretive dance of them having sex with Bill Gates.
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Activiating an Anti-pokemon machine!
*The anti pokemon machine viscously obliterates Ash and pikachu*
Zak: Good, that show got boring when it started to take a year just to get to the next (Bleep) town.
BSD: With Ash gone, let's...
A. Viciously obliterate all the Crayon eaters
B. Sentence the Dynawrite to Oblivion
C. Defeat Dark Genie
D. Take over the world with Pumpkins!
*The anti pokemon machine viscously obliterates Ash and pikachu*
Zak: Good, that show got boring when it started to take a year just to get to the next (Bleep) town.
BSD: With Ash gone, let's...
A. Viciously obliterate all the Crayon eaters
B. Sentence the Dynawrite to Oblivion
C. Defeat Dark Genie
D. Take over the world with Pumpkins!
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The group assembles a massive pumpkin army.
Zak: Perfect. Now to...
A. Finish Episode 2 of NC Survivor
B. Hug A Monkey
C. Buy two hundred monkeys for five cents apiece
D. Finish episode 2 of NC Survivor.
E. Both B & C.
F. Finish episode 2 of NC Survivor.
G. All of the Above.
Zak: Perfect. Now to...
A. Finish Episode 2 of NC Survivor
B. Hug A Monkey
C. Buy two hundred monkeys for five cents apiece
D. Finish episode 2 of NC Survivor.
E. Both B & C.
F. Finish episode 2 of NC Survivor.
G. All of the Above.
Snapple Real Fact # 301:
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.
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Zak: *finishes Part 2* Alright, let's go hug a monkey.
*They go to that canyon level from SM64 and Zak hugs the monkey, but gets his hat/helmet stolen in the process.*
Monkey: Ha, ha! I look cool, and you don't! I'll give it back if you can catch me!
Zak: Ok!
*Zak chases the monkey around and around and finally gives up.*
All: Hehehe.
Zak: What's so funny?
All: Your hair!
*Zak notices that he has bedhead.*
Zak: ARRGH! STUPID MONKEY, YOU GIVE ME BACK MY HAT/HELMET OR I'LL...
A. Infect you with AIDS!
B. Stuff Marijuana in your mouth!
C. Do an interpretive dance of you having sex with Bill Gates!
D. Disco! Disco! Disco!
Zak: *finishes Part 2* Alright, let's go hug a monkey.
*They go to that canyon level from SM64 and Zak hugs the monkey, but gets his hat/helmet stolen in the process.*
Monkey: Ha, ha! I look cool, and you don't! I'll give it back if you can catch me!
Zak: Ok!
*Zak chases the monkey around and around and finally gives up.*
All: Hehehe.
Zak: What's so funny?
All: Your hair!
*Zak notices that he has bedhead.*
Zak: ARRGH! STUPID MONKEY, YOU GIVE ME BACK MY HAT/HELMET OR I'LL...
A. Infect you with AIDS!
B. Stuff Marijuana in your mouth!
C. Do an interpretive dance of you having sex with Bill Gates!
D. Disco! Disco! Disco!
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^Heh, I finished part 2 of NC forumer survivor just as you posted that. And just so you know, I don't get bed hair, my dad shaves it whenever it's long enough to be moussed.
Zak: Shove Marijuana in your mouth.'
*Fusion shoves marijuana in the villan's mouth*
*Everyone warps onto an island*
Zak: Oh (Bleep)!!
Donez: How do we get off?
A. Build a raft
B. inflate weather baloons and tie them to a lawn chair
C. Go to funky town
D. Take the bridge.
[ March 22, 2003, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: Zak, ya? ]
Zak: Shove Marijuana in your mouth.'
*Fusion shoves marijuana in the villan's mouth*
*Everyone warps onto an island*
Zak: Oh (Bleep)!!
Donez: How do we get off?
A. Build a raft
B. inflate weather baloons and tie them to a lawn chair
C. Go to funky town
D. Take the bridge.
[ March 22, 2003, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: Zak, ya? ]
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^OOC: You're supposed to add something to the story, Meta Ridley! Then you post a series of choices for the next poster. Since you didn't add anything, I'll do it for you (using your choice, of course).
(Later, in funkey town)
Lord Reid: Disco! Disco! Disco!
Bill: Help me!
(Zak and the others burst in, with Fred and Donez being the only other ones visible)
Lord Reid: Oh no! How did you get through my impenetrible defense system?
Fred: You mean that giant box of Good 'n Plenty?
(Fred and Donez burs in on the other side of the room)
Lord Reid: Oh no! How did you get through my impenetrible defense system?
Fred: You mean that giant box of Good 'n Plenty?
Lord Reid: (looks one way) (looks the other way) (faces the audience) Ahh! Clones!
Zak: What's going on?
(first) Donez: Well, I don't quite know how it happened, but somehow we found our way into the incomplete NC/SSS Crossover Mach 2!
Zak: Oops! Sorry Lord Reid! Proceed.
Reid: Er, yeah. Don't mention it. Really, I could get fired.
(The group walks out)
Bill: What was that all about?
(back with the group)
Donez: So now that we're in Funky town, what do we do?
Zak: We...
A: Go on every ride 'till we barf twice!
B: Buy useless prize tickets!
C: Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Invade Poland.
(Later, in funkey town)
Lord Reid: Disco! Disco! Disco!
Bill: Help me!
(Zak and the others burst in, with Fred and Donez being the only other ones visible)
Lord Reid: Oh no! How did you get through my impenetrible defense system?
Fred: You mean that giant box of Good 'n Plenty?
(Fred and Donez burs in on the other side of the room)
Lord Reid: Oh no! How did you get through my impenetrible defense system?
Fred: You mean that giant box of Good 'n Plenty?
Lord Reid: (looks one way) (looks the other way) (faces the audience) Ahh! Clones!
Zak: What's going on?
(first) Donez: Well, I don't quite know how it happened, but somehow we found our way into the incomplete NC/SSS Crossover Mach 2!
Zak: Oops! Sorry Lord Reid! Proceed.
Reid: Er, yeah. Don't mention it. Really, I could get fired.
(The group walks out)
Bill: What was that all about?
(back with the group)
Donez: So now that we're in Funky town, what do we do?
Zak: We...
A: Go on every ride 'till we barf twice!
B: Buy useless prize tickets!
C: Disco! Disco! Disco!
D: Invade Poland.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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A. Ride every ride until we barf twice!
*Everyone but Zak barfs twice*
Introbulus: how come you haven't barfed?
Zak: I don't barf.
Kayla: That hot dog you're eating is our dacshund
Zak: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *Throws up 2 times and faints*
MK: Hey! I thought you were brainwashed!
Kayla: Well...
A. It got better
B. We ran into the Ho-Oh on the Twister III who healed me.
C. Fusion accidentially freed me after the tilt-a-whirl
D. There was much rejocing (yaaaaay)
*Everyone but Zak barfs twice*
Introbulus: how come you haven't barfed?
Zak: I don't barf.
Kayla: That hot dog you're eating is our dacshund
Zak: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *Throws up 2 times and faints*
MK: Hey! I thought you were brainwashed!
Kayla: Well...
A. It got better
B. We ran into the Ho-Oh on the Twister III who healed me.
C. Fusion accidentially freed me after the tilt-a-whirl
D. There was much rejocing (yaaaaay)
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C.
Fusion: Dang.
Suddenly, a figure in a black trenchcoat and golden mask appears.
Zak: Who are you?
Figure: I am Lupus, cheese god and leader of the TWIFATIT (The World Is Flat, And That Is That).
VGF Six: NO! You will not prevail!
Lupus: Just watch me! Cheese ray!
Lupus aims at Fusion, but hits Kayla instead. She becomes a piece of cheese, and is eaten by Lupus.
Lupus: *burps* Ah, the power of cheese.
Suddenly, Majin Buu appears.
Fusion: But didn't we kill you?
Majin Buu: Nope, that was the fat & dumb Buu. I'm the skinny & smart Buu.
Zak: Shouldn't the Anti-DBZ Machine still be in effect?
Majin Buu: It was destroyed by Executrain in an attempt to bug you all. I came here to deal with Lupus.
Lupus: You want a piece of me? I will turn you into cheese and eat you!
Majin Buu: Well, if you're hungry, then eat me right now!
Suddenly, Majin Buu streches and goes down Lupus's throat, making him fatter.
Lupus: Cannot...breathe...ACK!
Lupus falls to the ground, and Majin Buu goes flying out of Lupus holding a piece of cheese.
Majin Buu: I would eat this cheese, but I'm on a candy diet. *uses antenna to turn the cheese back into Kayla*
Kayla: What happened? And why am I covered in saliva?
Majin Buu: Lupus ate you.
Kayla: LUPUS!?
Lupus: Oh sh...
BEAT! PUNCH! WEDGIE! RASH! SCRATCH! HADOKEN! NOOGIE! TALKING ABOUT MICROSOFT!
Lupus: Ouch...
Majin Buu: Now, Lupus, I will turn you into...
A. A bag of Funyuns
B. Chocolate.
C. Jawbreakers.
D. Crap.
Fusion: Dang.
Suddenly, a figure in a black trenchcoat and golden mask appears.
Zak: Who are you?
Figure: I am Lupus, cheese god and leader of the TWIFATIT (The World Is Flat, And That Is That).
VGF Six: NO! You will not prevail!
Lupus: Just watch me! Cheese ray!
Lupus aims at Fusion, but hits Kayla instead. She becomes a piece of cheese, and is eaten by Lupus.
Lupus: *burps* Ah, the power of cheese.
Suddenly, Majin Buu appears.
Fusion: But didn't we kill you?
Majin Buu: Nope, that was the fat & dumb Buu. I'm the skinny & smart Buu.
Zak: Shouldn't the Anti-DBZ Machine still be in effect?
Majin Buu: It was destroyed by Executrain in an attempt to bug you all. I came here to deal with Lupus.
Lupus: You want a piece of me? I will turn you into cheese and eat you!
Majin Buu: Well, if you're hungry, then eat me right now!
Suddenly, Majin Buu streches and goes down Lupus's throat, making him fatter.
Lupus: Cannot...breathe...ACK!
Lupus falls to the ground, and Majin Buu goes flying out of Lupus holding a piece of cheese.
Majin Buu: I would eat this cheese, but I'm on a candy diet. *uses antenna to turn the cheese back into Kayla*
Kayla: What happened? And why am I covered in saliva?
Majin Buu: Lupus ate you.
Kayla: LUPUS!?
Lupus: Oh sh...
BEAT! PUNCH! WEDGIE! RASH! SCRATCH! HADOKEN! NOOGIE! TALKING ABOUT MICROSOFT!
Lupus: Ouch...
Majin Buu: Now, Lupus, I will turn you into...
A. A bag of Funyuns
B. Chocolate.
C. Jawbreakers.
D. Crap.