In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Infernal Dragoon]

All of a sudden a cab with Will Smith in it runs you over. I come up, take the Thingy and go to Kakariko Graveyard

[VG_Addict]

The zombies tear you apart. I take the Thingy and go to Easter Island.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You notice that a Easter Rock is missing, you go right where he was then look up, the easter rock falls "KASPLAT" on you. It turns out that the Easter Rocks are ancient versions of Thwomps. I run in take the Thingy before Easter Thwomp falls on me and warp to Cybertron.

[VG_Addict]

Optimus Prime mistakes you for Megatron and vaporizes you. I take the Thingy and go to Yoshi's Island.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You get onto Yoshi's Island just when Mecha Sonic was about to blow it up. You get caught in the explosion. The Thingy flies at my feet. I take it, put on a Shy Guy mask and go to Shy Guy Kingdom.

[VG_Addict]

The Shy Guy King executes you. I take the Thingy and hide in a porta-potty.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I warp in, take the Thingy, warp outside the porta-potty, and tip it over. It tumbles over a cliff. A few seconds later theres a crash and whatsit flies up in the air. I warp to the lost Demos Moon Base

[Señor Luigi]

The lost Demos Moon Base explodes.

and I find the thingy.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You find the Thingy near a rope, you take the Thingy and the rope reveals itself to be a snake. It eats you leaves without the Thingy.I come up, take the Thingy and fly away

[VG_Addict]

I shoot you down, take the Thingy and go to Eternia.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I crash land on Eternia where I find She-Man, He-Man's clone gone horribly wrong (please don't ask). me and She-man with his...or her....or whatever... super powers.

GF7There's VGA She-man

She-man:By the power of Gayskull. *transforms into a bearded lady in fur bikini* I HAVE THE POWER!

GF7:-_-; (Why did I ask... herm... of all people.) Lets go!

Me and She-man then beat VGA up. I take the Thingy and all of a sudden

She-Man:Oh GF7... You're so brave.... <(:<3

GF7:O_O help....me.... *wets self and quickwarps to Mercury*

GF7:It never ceases to amaze me how one lousy typo in greyskull can... *looks at pants* ewww....

Magma Dragoon: Oh Gamefiend.... you're back. *looks at pants* and whats with the wet spot?

GF7:O_O; I saw She-Man transform and she hit on me and I got scared

Magma Dragoon:Ewww!

Nelson: *Points at me* HA HA!

GF7:How people manage to get in here I'll never know... I'm getting changed. *walks into my room*

[VG_Addict]

I just happen to be in your room and I do this:


YouTube - Family Guy - Peter beats up Chris's Bully

(I'm Peter.)

I take the Thingy and hide in a sewer in NYC.

[Infernal Dragoon]

The TMNT beat you up for reasons unknown, take the Thingy and throw into a drain. Due to some strange events it shoots out of my sink. I take it and eat some oreos.

[VG_Addict]

I come in and we get into an epic battle which goes like this:


YouTube - family guy chicken fight round 3! very funny video

(I'm Peter.)


I take the Thingy and go to the Bermuda Triangle.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Bermuda Triangle just happens to be where Davy Jones was taking his vacation. He sics the Kraken on VGA. while VGA was attempting to escape the leviathan's tentacles the Thingy falls out of his pocket. I home in with the Thingy Scouter and take the Thingy. I'm about to leave when Davy stops me.

DJ:Wait a minute, don't tell me you forgotten about the money you owe me.

GF7: Uhh....

DJ:32GP!

GF7:Heres 50GP.

DJ:and here's 18GP in change.

[VG_Addict]

I come in and turn you into Kenny, where you die shortly after. I take the Thingy and go to Big Al's Deli.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You buy some ham and make and eat a ham sammich and die of food poisoning shortly after. I as Privateeye7 comes in take the Thingy as "evidence" and discover VGA died just like that famous singer. I switch back to Gamefiend7 and warp away.

[VG_Addict]

The police discover that you poisoned the sandwich and get arrested. I take the Thingy and go to Florida.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You visit Lightning Alley and get struck by lightning on the spot. While you're body is recovering from the strike I take the Thingy and warp to Gang Plank Galleon

[VG_Addict]

Kaptain K. Rool beats the crap out of you. I take the Thingy and go to Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 64.