Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[VG_Addict]

I kill Cole, then I kill you. I then find Gamefiend and do this to him:


YouTube - Mortal Kombat Deception :: Scorpion's Fatality #2 (I'm Scorpion)


I then take the Thingy and go to Washington.

[Jailbreaker]

I take Washington, kill Cole again, and post in Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day.

[Infernal Dragoon]

At Waluigi's Manor, where Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day is being celebrated...

Waluigi:Hey Rekaer, I have something to show you in the basement

Rekaer follows Waluigi into the basement but finds nothing there

Rekaer:Whats going on? Where's the surprise?

Wario:*appears behind Rekaerbillj*Right here* knocks him unconscious with a single punch in the back of the head*

Waluigi:*picks up Thingy*Here's the Thingy.

GF7:*steps from the shadows and takes the Thingy* Thank you...

Wario:Always glad to help....well just you.... this one time...

Waluigi:Oh and sorry to hear what happened to your family.

GF7:What?

Wario: Didn't you hear? He blew them all up at thier family reunion.

GF7:Now thats just taking it too personally!

I warp to VGA's general location and fight him in an epic battle that ends like this:YouTube - DBZ - Super Vegeta's Final Flash (Remastered) 720P

(I'm Vegeta)

I then take the (Oh wait I already have that) I take all the money from his wallet and warp to my base on Mercury and play Sonic Unleashed on the Wii

[Jailbreaker]

^ It's me, Jailbreaker! :lol:

I put your base on Mercury into my backpack. Then I take the thingy out of it, kill Cole again, and go somewhere on the Spirit Train.

[VG_Addict]

Unfortunately, you let Gamefiend live, and he goes to the Spirit Train and kills you. I then warp to the Spirit Train as well, and fight him in an epic battle. Unfortunately, I seem to be losing.


Gamefiend: Any last words before I kill you, VGA?

Me: Yeah, how do you like the taste of C4s?! *Takes off shirt to reveal that several C4s are strapped around stomach*

Gamefiend tries to run away, but I tackle him to the ground, take out the detonator, press the button, and BOTH of us are blown to kingdom come. Sure I can't get the Thingy now, but neither can Gamefiend, leaving someone else to easily get the Thingy.

[Zaden]

*Thingy lands next to me*

<What is this?>

I pick up the Thingy and begin walking down the street inspecting it. I do not notice it hypnotizing me. A man walking past looks at it and his eyes light up.

"Give me that!!!" he yells and dives at me.

I yank it away. "You can't have it! It's mine!" I yell and run away, tucking it in close to my chest.

I run to the Empire State Building.

[VG_Addict]

I teleport behind you and push you off the Empire State Building. I take the Thingy, teleport to where Wario and Waluigi are, and proceed to kill them both. I then find Bowser, Shadow, Eggman, Ganondorf, K. Rool, and King Dedede, and kill them as well, so that if/when Gamefiend comes back to life, he won't have them to help him out. Satisfied, I decide to use the Thingy to help mankind, and teleport to my lab. Using the Thingy, I find a cure for cancer and AIDS, and share my discoveries with the science world, where I am hailed as a hero.

[Zaden]

...push you off...

I never said I was on the roof.

Gogandantes shows up says he's gonna kill you because you're a hero. When you turn to face him, Boba Fett sneaks up and steals the Thingy while you are stuck fighting Gogandantes. Boba Fett gives the Thingy to Darth Vader, and he says, "Thank you. I no longer have use for you." and slices Boba Fett in half with his lightsaber.

While walking along in the Death Star II, Darth Vader runs into Link.

"Hey, are you really Luke's father?"

"No. I'm YOUR father!!!" He removes his black helmet and it's Ganondorf underneath.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Link falls to his knees with his hands on his head. While he's down, Ganondorf pulls out an empty syringe and stabs Link in the head and kills him.

"Works every time..." He takes the Master Sword, the Mirror Shield and all his rupees. He walks around the corner into Medusa, who looks at him and the Mirror Shield and they both turn into a statue. Kirby comes along and swallows them both and becomes Stone Kirby. He calls the Warp Star and flies back to Dream Land. Nago jumps out of a bush and starts slamming Stone Kirby into the ground repeatedly. He does it too hard and shatters him into a pile of broken granite. A spider pops out of the ground and squirts digestive fluid on Nago and he dissolves. Rampage comes over with a can of RAID and sprays the spider.

"You can't kill me with a can of RAID! I'm a spider!"

"I can't, huh?" He flattens him with the bottom of the can.

He searches through the pile of rubble that used to be Stone Kirby and finds the Thingy. He takes it to Peppermint Palace.

[Random User]

I send out Lickitung

RU: Lickitung, use Lick on the Peppermint Palace!

Lickitung licks the Peppermint Palace until it dissolves, with Ramage stuck to the sticky floor, I grab the Thingy and hide in a cardboard box fort, armed with a slingshot and a rocket launcher.

[Zaden]

I can't fight a rocket launcher!

I wait for you to die and take the Thingy.

I stick it in Pandora's Box and chain it to my chest. When the person posting directly below opens it to take out the Thingy, he suffers 900 years of death and pain.

[Jailbreaker]

That happens to me all the time.

Anyway, I take the Thingy with me to my Death and Pain.

[Infernal Dragoon]

One of the things unleashed from Pandora's Box when opened was my soul (Don't ask how it got there.) I fly to my lifeless corpse and come back to life, using the other elements of Pandora's box I have them converge together into a giant shadowy creature which devours Trainbreaker and gives me the Thingy, and together we cause mass destruction and chaos for fun.

[Jailbreaker]

I head to the Magic Temple to find, activate, and drive around the Freight of Heights.

I fly this train to the shadowy thing and get out my laser gun.

And then I shoot it.

[Metal Man]

I pop out of a Laugh-in style door and steal it.

[Zaden]

Rampage walks up to you. He then turns away from you and throws a right jab, which you feel on the back of your head. As you stumble forward, he spins around and backslaps you with a cow, slits your neck with a skateboard, and grabs the Thingy.

He takes it to Saturn's rings.

[Jailbreaker]

I ride my spaceship over to Saturn.

Of course, it would have helped if I was inside the spaceship. So, yeah, I'm now in orbit around Saturn. And, dead.

[Gabriel]

I arrive on a spaceship and kill Trainbreaker's body for no reason. I then politely ask for the Thingy.

[VG_Addict]

I sneak up behind you and kill you. I then take the Thingy, revive JB, and teleport somewhere else.

[Jailbreaker]

You find yourself about 3 feet away from where you started. I activate my rocket boots, grab my sword, and we duel in outer space. Which looks cool.

[VG_Addict]

I win the battle, and snap your neck.