In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Greenmarioman]

the 11th dimention has NO AIR, so you EXPLODE.

The thingy floats through space, and I get it and go to hide somewhere.

[Red]

I go to somewhere and steal the thingy from you while you are looking the other way, and my troops come and beat you up and dump you in the nearest dumpster

[Infernal Dragoon]

Suddenly my Battle Droids reel down from a Droid Gunship and take out Mushman's troops. I appear and stop my droids from attacking Mushman who already managed to defeat quite a few.

GF7:So your the legendary Mushman

MM:I wouldn't call myself legendary. But anyway you killed my troops now die!

several episodes later both of us are pretty beaten up. I jump back and say

GF7:Not bad. I haven't met someone as tough as you... But it's time to finish this. And don't take it personally. I just need that Thingy and the only way I can do that is by defeating you.

After saying this my fists are suddenly engulfed in blue fire. I charge punch right through Mushman. It looks like nothing happened, but suddenly he explodes from the inside out. For winning I recieve 200000 gp, the Thingy, and a magic fire ring. I call the droid gunship and it picks me and the remaining droids from the raid squad and flies back to my Interdictor Star Destroyer: The Icy Claw.

[VG_Addict]

I teleport to your ship and beat you up. I then stuff you in an escape pod and shoot you into the sun. I take the Thingy, blow up the ship, and go to another galaxy.

[Red]

After being glued back together piece by piece I use my Warp 10 infinite velocity starship to go to theAndromeda galaxy(it’s the closest one so I guess that’s where you’re going), and confront you, and demand that you give me thingy. You refuse, and after an epic battle, engines crippled, weapons gone. You finally give me the Thingy, but I destroy your ship anyway.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Suddenly something comes out of hyperspace. Its the Icy Claw! And at the bridge is me stronger after absorbing some of the sun's energy. I give the orders to open fire. after the two ships exchange a turbolaser from my ship manages to hit the fuel cells which causes a chain reaction which destroys Mushman's ship. I send an assault transport which salvages the Thingy and we hyper out to the deep space base I installed here not too long ago.

[VG_Addict]

You find a little gift in your base.


GF7: Hey, I found a gift! And it's from VGA! He even left a little note! *Reads note*

"Dear GF7, I hope there are no hard feelings between our rivalry for the Thingy. Here's a gift for our new friendship. Your friend, VGA."

GF7: I wonder what he got me! Hey, why's it ticking?

Suddenly, there's a loud KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! and the base is destroyed. The gift turned out to be a bomb. I take the Thingy and go to the NC Hyrule Hotel.

[DR.Death]

i get the good ol undead army and slaughter vga in a way so fouls i dont like thinking about it i take the thingy and visit hell for vacation

[Infernal Dragoon]

It appears that when VGA set me up the bomb I died indefinitely and went to Hell. Unarmed and with only 50% of my health I wander this infernal place in a depressed state. Link from the TV series was also here for obvious reasons and I left 50 miles before I go insane from his constant "Well exuuuuuuse meeeee Princess!" I notice Dr.Death holding the Thingy and the sight of the Thingy tears me out of my depression. Using what powers I had I absorb some hellfire and become strong again. Unfortunately I wasn't strong enough to take down Dr. Death. I turn into a whips and fly right into a Cyberdemon and not only take control of him but he becomes harder,better,faster, and stronger. I walk up to Dr. Death and for some reason his arm rocket launcher became a chaingun rocket launcher which fire rockets 10x powerful. I fire this weapon of mass destruction at him and he and when the smoke clears theres nothing left of him or his bodyguards. I fly out of the Cyberdemon and take the Thingy and I come back to life with all my powers restored (I was undead). I use the Thingys powers to warp out of Hell and back onto my base on Mercury.

[DR.Death]

i hit the continue button and is regenerated fully at my base in planet Death after a trip to the john and a big cup of joe i fly over to GF7s and reek havoc after the battle i take GF7s wounded body and torture him until he begs for Death i of course being the horrible person that i am stab GF7s legs and arm muscles and throw him into the saltiest ocean in the world the dead sea i then take the thingy and go to the opposite of hell mount everest

[Infernal Dragoon]

I have the Ice Climbers climb to the top of Mt. Everest. They impale Dr. Death's skull and take the Thingy. After a condor picks them up and they fly down to where Im at they give the Thingy to me and we all go eat some Oreo cake

[VG_Addict]

I poisoned the Oreo cake, so you all die. I take the Thingy and go to Lon Lon Ranch.

[Microphone_Kirby]

Unforutnately, VGA found himself in the middle of a war. He was surrounded by irate Zora, fighting for new land.

Zora #1: Hey! Who the f*** are you?
Zora #2: He has something! Get him!!!!

The 15 Zora there skewer VGA and slice him into 15 pieces. The thingy was grabbed by the Zora. Soon afterward, I sliced up the Zora, took the thingy, and escaped to Death Mountain Crater.

[VG_Addict]

You get beat up by a Goron. It gives me the Thingy and I go to Hell.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Using my Thingy Scouter that I got not too long ago I detect the Thingy in hell. Going to Phobos Labs I take use the teleporter to warp to hell. There I find Im in the last level of Inferno, DIS. Where the Spider Mastermind was hosting a tournament for the Thingy. I participate in this tournament and after making it to the finals I face VGA. After a climatic battle I use Final Flash and that instantly KO's VGA. I win some prize money and the Thingy.

[Red]

That was a fake Thingy, I had stolen the real one ealier and put a plastic one in it's place

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7: *crushes the plastic Thingy in hand* I should've known this was a fake Thingy when the scouter didn't detect it... *scouter goes off* Ah there it is. I follow the signal to Mushman and surprise attack him. He's completely caught unaware as I deliver a kick which sends him flying to the Triassic Period. The Thingy falls to my feet. I take it and warp away.

[DR.Death]

earlier when you were in Phobos lab you were infected with a virus that makes you bleed to death from the inside i smell the blood 2 miles away and go over to see what happened i see GF7 dieing on the middle of the floor thingy in hand i step on GF7s head till it explodes i then take the thingy and go splice a elephant
and a pot belly pig

[Greenmarioman]

all of your grammar mistakes attack you. I take the thingy and hide inside Gamefiend's trash can.

[DR.Death]

for such a weak post i burn the trash can and reclaim the thingy then i go into a soda can