In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?
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Meanwhile back at the Starbux the protesters who just happen to be ornithologists and environmentalists who were down on their luck try to get Overdrive Ostrich into a bird preservation. The lead scientist Dr. Grant Smith was trying to get Overdrive into their truck
Dr.Grant Smith: (very slowly) ok, its time to take to a place where you wont have to worry about animal cruelty *notices starbux cup labeled treble coco espresso in overdrives hand* you wont be needing that *takes cup*
Overdrive:Hey! Thats mine!
Dr.Grant Smith: (still very slowly) No. Coffee bad for ostrich.
Overdrive:*a red aura of the sigma virus and evil energy combined starts to become visible*
GF7:*regains conciseness* owww...*notices the situation* o_o OH GOD! DOC! QUICK! GIVE HIM BACK THE COFFEE!
Dr.Smith:No! I'm afraid I cannot allow this madness
Overdrive:Give it back now!
Random Environmentalist: Do you hear a rumbling sound?
GF7:O_O Please! Just give it back! You have no idea what's he's like without his coffee!
Dr.Smith: In fact I do. He will be a much healthier bird.
Overdrive*eyes glowing red* I'm not a bird I'm a reploid now GIVE ME MY COFFEE!
Dr.Smith:No! And keep that idiot away
GF7: *blocked by other environmentalists and ornithologists* O_O; Doctor I'm begging you just give him back the coffee! If you value your life do it!
Dr.Smith:I wont do this! I spent my entire life on protecting these endangered birds and seeing bird owners cruely feeding their pets things such as coffee is disgusting!
GF7: O_O;;; But But But
Dr.Smith:Thats enough! I'm ending this madness NOW! *throws coffee cup onto the ground and crushes it under his foot*
Once he does that everyone gasps and runs away very quickly meanwhile Dr.Death is sitting on a bench eating some tacos when he notices people evacuating the city
Dr.Death: Whats all the hubbub? Oh well... *continues eating*
Back at Starbux which is now empty except for me, the group of scientists and Dr.Death who is across the street. I'm standing there staring at him the same way a person looks at a person who activated a doomsday nuclear weapon.
GF7: Now you did it... *backs away slowly*
Dr.Smith: :\ and what just did I do
Overdrive:grrr... DOC! IWILLSHOWYOUWHATHAPPENSWHENYOUGETINBETWEENMEANDMYCOFFIE!
Dr.Smith: Im sorry what?
GF7: I warned you...
Overdrive: DIE! JUSTDIE! YOUSTUPIDSCIENTOOOOOOOSTS!
He then starts glowing the same way X glows when he's charging his X-Buster. quickly hide in a gutter drain Overdrive than takes out his sonic cutters which we're unusually bigger and throws them up in the air they stay in mid air for a few seconds and then zip back to Tera-firma at blinding speeds. The scientists stand motionless for a few seconds then they (along with several buildings and Dr.Death and his bench* fall over cut cleanly in two. I come out and take the Thingy and brush off the specks of blood and debris and walk up to Overdrive who was back to normal
GF7:*looks at the damage* I warned them.
Overdrive:*also notices the damage* Looks like I got carried away. But they took my coffee. Now lets see if we can get ano-
Before he finishes a terrified Starbux waiter runs up with another Treble Coco Espresso
Waiter:Here you go another one on the house *hands Overdrive cup* thank you please come again in a more pleasant mood. *runs into unusually unscathed starbux*
Overdrive:Lets get out of here before they come for us.
GF7:Who?
Overdrive:A. The owners of the buildings I destroyed (and it was a lot)
B. More Environmentalists\Ornithologists\Hippie Protesters
C.Dr.Death's minions and henchmen
GF7:Ah. Well Yeah *looks at destroyed version of West City* Kind of looks like we overstayed our welcome.
We then use the Thingy's power to warp to my base on mercury and up the defense systems a grade, including new laser turrets and missile launchers, an electric web launcher, and bottomless trap holes.
Dr.Grant Smith: (very slowly) ok, its time to take to a place where you wont have to worry about animal cruelty *notices starbux cup labeled treble coco espresso in overdrives hand* you wont be needing that *takes cup*
Overdrive:Hey! Thats mine!
Dr.Grant Smith: (still very slowly) No. Coffee bad for ostrich.
Overdrive:*a red aura of the sigma virus and evil energy combined starts to become visible*
GF7:*regains conciseness* owww...*notices the situation* o_o OH GOD! DOC! QUICK! GIVE HIM BACK THE COFFEE!
Dr.Smith:No! I'm afraid I cannot allow this madness
Overdrive:Give it back now!
Random Environmentalist: Do you hear a rumbling sound?
GF7:O_O Please! Just give it back! You have no idea what's he's like without his coffee!
Dr.Smith: In fact I do. He will be a much healthier bird.
Overdrive*eyes glowing red* I'm not a bird I'm a reploid now GIVE ME MY COFFEE!
Dr.Smith:No! And keep that idiot away
GF7: *blocked by other environmentalists and ornithologists* O_O; Doctor I'm begging you just give him back the coffee! If you value your life do it!
Dr.Smith:I wont do this! I spent my entire life on protecting these endangered birds and seeing bird owners cruely feeding their pets things such as coffee is disgusting!
GF7: O_O;;; But But But
Dr.Smith:Thats enough! I'm ending this madness NOW! *throws coffee cup onto the ground and crushes it under his foot*
Once he does that everyone gasps and runs away very quickly meanwhile Dr.Death is sitting on a bench eating some tacos when he notices people evacuating the city
Dr.Death: Whats all the hubbub? Oh well... *continues eating*
Back at Starbux which is now empty except for me, the group of scientists and Dr.Death who is across the street. I'm standing there staring at him the same way a person looks at a person who activated a doomsday nuclear weapon.
GF7: Now you did it... *backs away slowly*
Dr.Smith: :\ and what just did I do
Overdrive:grrr... DOC! IWILLSHOWYOUWHATHAPPENSWHENYOUGETINBETWEENMEANDMYCOFFIE!
Dr.Smith: Im sorry what?
GF7: I warned you...
Overdrive: DIE! JUSTDIE! YOUSTUPIDSCIENTOOOOOOOSTS!
He then starts glowing the same way X glows when he's charging his X-Buster. quickly hide in a gutter drain Overdrive than takes out his sonic cutters which we're unusually bigger and throws them up in the air they stay in mid air for a few seconds and then zip back to Tera-firma at blinding speeds. The scientists stand motionless for a few seconds then they (along with several buildings and Dr.Death and his bench* fall over cut cleanly in two. I come out and take the Thingy and brush off the specks of blood and debris and walk up to Overdrive who was back to normal
GF7:*looks at the damage* I warned them.
Overdrive:*also notices the damage* Looks like I got carried away. But they took my coffee. Now lets see if we can get ano-
Before he finishes a terrified Starbux waiter runs up with another Treble Coco Espresso
Waiter:Here you go another one on the house *hands Overdrive cup* thank you please come again in a more pleasant mood. *runs into unusually unscathed starbux*
Overdrive:Lets get out of here before they come for us.
GF7:Who?
Overdrive:A. The owners of the buildings I destroyed (and it was a lot)
B. More Environmentalists\Ornithologists\Hippie Protesters
C.Dr.Death's minions and henchmen
GF7:Ah. Well Yeah *looks at destroyed version of West City* Kind of looks like we overstayed our welcome.
We then use the Thingy's power to warp to my base on mercury and up the defense systems a grade, including new laser turrets and missile launchers, an electric web launcher, and bottomless trap holes.
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DR.Death: oww my friggin head *notices a angry mob of protesters circling him*
lead hippie: are you ok? HEY!!! its that guy that thinks narwhal whales are for eating get em boys
DR.Death: wait wait wait are you saying thanks to me the narwhals are nearly extinct?
lead hippie: yes theres only 4 more in the hole world
DR.Death: well what can i say im a hungry guy
the hippies are so overcome with anger there heads pop off i warp away to GF7s hide out and blow it away with a d-bomb (d for death) i take the thingy and fly to were narwhals live and make a big sandwich
lead hippie: are you ok? HEY!!! its that guy that thinks narwhal whales are for eating get em boys
DR.Death: wait wait wait are you saying thanks to me the narwhals are nearly extinct?
lead hippie: yes theres only 4 more in the hole world
DR.Death: well what can i say im a hungry guy
the hippies are so overcome with anger there heads pop off i warp away to GF7s hide out and blow it away with a d-bomb (d for death) i take the thingy and fly to were narwhals live and make a big sandwich
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As Dr. Death hunts narwhales he notices a big shiny one.
Dr.Death: ooOOOooooo. That'll be perfect for my extinction sub, I got the dodo drumsticks and the unicorn steak. All I need is narwhale blubber for mayo and it'll be complete
He throws his harpoon but it bounces off with a loud metallic KLAaAaAaAaANG! It surfaces even more to reveal itself to be my battle sub and that tusk was actually an armed missile. It launches and hits Dr. Death. After the resulting explosion I jump out, take the Thingy, jump back in, have the sub go 20000 miles under the sea and enjoy some dodo drumsticks.
Dr.Death: ooOOOooooo. That'll be perfect for my extinction sub, I got the dodo drumsticks and the unicorn steak. All I need is narwhale blubber for mayo and it'll be complete
He throws his harpoon but it bounces off with a loud metallic KLAaAaAaAaANG! It surfaces even more to reveal itself to be my battle sub and that tusk was actually an armed missile. It launches and hits Dr. Death. After the resulting explosion I jump out, take the Thingy, jump back in, have the sub go 20000 miles under the sea and enjoy some dodo drumsticks.
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Little did G7 know that he's only 20 feet from the surface on the other side of the world. I was diving for treasure when I spotted his submarine. I opened the hatch, drowned the submarine, and grabed the thingy floating away from the sub. Then I went on my boat and got out of there as fast as I could.
Heh, heh, heh...
Heh, heh, heh...
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Suddenly, Kirby hears a loud thud coming from the other side of the boat. He runs over there but finds nothing. Little does he realize that someone in first person view and breathing deeply through a life support breather was hiding behind the corner. He goes back inside and hears knocking on the door. Hesitantly, he opens it to find me dressed as a deep sea diver
GF7:Trick or Treat!
Shadow Kirby:Yay! *hands over Thingy and sack of candy* here you go.
GF7:Happy Halloween! *jumps off boat and walks back to shore*
By the time you realized what you just did I was already long gone and at my house.
GF7:Trick or Treat!
Shadow Kirby:Yay! *hands over Thingy and sack of candy* here you go.
GF7:Happy Halloween! *jumps off boat and walks back to shore*
By the time you realized what you just did I was already long gone and at my house.
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Shadow_Kirby: What a nice fellow! ... Hey... The THINGY!!! I gave it to that guy!
So I start traveling to GF7's house using my Thingy Detector I recently created. I arrived at night, and GF7's house looks like a mansion. I was glad that I had my thingy detector. I stealthily accuire the thingy, until...
*alarm triggers*
...some other idiot triggered the alarm. I bolted out of there, but I was glad that the guard dogs and missiles focused on the other intruder. Those missiles destroyed GF7's house and I escaped on the Warpstar, thingy in hand...
So I start traveling to GF7's house using my Thingy Detector I recently created. I arrived at night, and GF7's house looks like a mansion. I was glad that I had my thingy detector. I stealthily accuire the thingy, until...
*alarm triggers*
...some other idiot triggered the alarm. I bolted out of there, but I was glad that the guard dogs and missiles focused on the other intruder. Those missiles destroyed GF7's house and I escaped on the Warpstar, thingy in hand...
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Then someone dressed as a skeleton comes up to you and says
???:Buenas Deos Amigos! Happy Day of the Dead!
Kirby:Oh no I'm not falling for that again
Shadow Kirby pulls off the mask and its a poor timid little Mexican kid who runs away crying
Kirby:Oops. Oh well I guess accidents happ...
Shadow Kirby trails off as he encounters the kid's Mexican Wrestler dad who bends Kirby into a pretzel. I come up and take the Thingy and sprout wings and fly away.
???:Buenas Deos Amigos! Happy Day of the Dead!
Kirby:Oh no I'm not falling for that again
Shadow Kirby pulls off the mask and its a poor timid little Mexican kid who runs away crying
Kirby:Oops. Oh well I guess accidents happ...
Shadow Kirby trails off as he encounters the kid's Mexican Wrestler dad who bends Kirby into a pretzel. I come up and take the Thingy and sprout wings and fly away.
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Shadow_Kirby: O.K! No more Mr. nice guy!!!
I ride on my Warpstar giving chase to GF7, who flew away from my "Mexican Punishment". I manage to catch up to him, ready to kill the fool for taking the thingy from me. I bump my Warpstar onto his skull, sending GF7 into a Mountain. He drops the thingy, I grab it, then I get the heck out of there before GF7 recovers from his trip into solid stone.
I ride on my Warpstar giving chase to GF7, who flew away from my "Mexican Punishment". I manage to catch up to him, ready to kill the fool for taking the thingy from me. I bump my Warpstar onto his skull, sending GF7 into a Mountain. He drops the thingy, I grab it, then I get the heck out of there before GF7 recovers from his trip into solid stone.
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In Flipside
MushMan: Hmm... This Thingy seems to cause violence where ever it goes, we could use this powerful force on our side.
Underling:Err s-sure boss
MushMan:Quiet mortal I'm plotting *suddenly pulls out giant battle-ax and chops off UltimateGamer174's head and takes the Thingy.*
MushMan: Now to find a way to harness the power of the thingy without it affecting me.
-MusnMan
MushMan: Hmm... This Thingy seems to cause violence where ever it goes, we could use this powerful force on our side.
Underling:Err s-sure boss
MushMan:Quiet mortal I'm plotting *suddenly pulls out giant battle-ax and chops off UltimateGamer174's head and takes the Thingy.*
MushMan: Now to find a way to harness the power of the thingy without it affecting me.
-MusnMan
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In Flipside Hospital:
Ughhhhhhhhh... must have thingy...
Suddenly, I wake up from that redneck's Shotgun blast and find mysely in a hospital.
Doctor: He's up! I can't believe he's alive after that...
My thingy radar starts bleeping. The thingy is somewhere in this area! I leave the hospital, only to find out that I'm in a strange town in the dead of night. The streets are lined up with lights flickering and people with ill desires... *beep* *beep* My radar found the thingy, but I had no easy way to travel the town... for now.
"I'll try that area there" I said. The thingy radar started to go crazy. I was on the right track. I find a building that, according to the radar, housed the thingy. The house looked dilapidated, but sturdy enough. I enter to find MushMan glaring at the thingy, hypnotized at its mysterious nature.
"YO!!! The thingy is mine!" I scream at the top of my lungs. Then soon after, I swipe the thingy and cut MushMan's throat, leaving him unable to react to my theivery. I call my Warpstar and get out of this town before he calls his "troops".
Ughhhhhhhhh... must have thingy...
Suddenly, I wake up from that redneck's Shotgun blast and find mysely in a hospital.
Doctor: He's up! I can't believe he's alive after that...
My thingy radar starts bleeping. The thingy is somewhere in this area! I leave the hospital, only to find out that I'm in a strange town in the dead of night. The streets are lined up with lights flickering and people with ill desires... *beep* *beep* My radar found the thingy, but I had no easy way to travel the town... for now.
"I'll try that area there" I said. The thingy radar started to go crazy. I was on the right track. I find a building that, according to the radar, housed the thingy. The house looked dilapidated, but sturdy enough. I enter to find MushMan glaring at the thingy, hypnotized at its mysterious nature.
"YO!!! The thingy is mine!" I scream at the top of my lungs. Then soon after, I swipe the thingy and cut MushMan's throat, leaving him unable to react to my theivery. I call my Warpstar and get out of this town before he calls his "troops".
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Having a fast acting medic can save your life, unfortunately I don't.
"I" have a bumbling fool who can't even open the first-aid box.
But I do have an ample supply of lives, and 1-up mushrooms.
After regenerating, I call my *troops* and they catch Shadow Kirby at the city limits with the Thingy. They proceed to stab him in the leg, take the thingy, and smash the Thingy detector. Then they port. to my Secret Lab where I have set up a thingy detector jammer.
MushMan: Excellent put it on the Thingy power draining device so it won’t have any effect while I study it.
-MusnMan
"I" have a bumbling fool who can't even open the first-aid box.
But I do have an ample supply of lives, and 1-up mushrooms.
After regenerating, I call my *troops* and they catch Shadow Kirby at the city limits with the Thingy. They proceed to stab him in the leg, take the thingy, and smash the Thingy detector. Then they port. to my Secret Lab where I have set up a thingy detector jammer.
MushMan: Excellent put it on the Thingy power draining device so it won’t have any effect while I study it.
-MusnMan
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Meanwhile I'm at planet Vegeta and training in ways the of the Saiyan. After I my training was complete I return to Earth with Elite Saiyan armor and a scouter modified to track the Thingy's energy signature as well as normal ki energy. Landing in Quebec I track the Thingy to that building over there and find VGA polishing the Thingy. He looks up and says
VGA: GF7... Its about time you showed up. I was getting bored. One question, where did you get the Saiyan armor and scouter. I thought they were all killed when thier planet blew up from that *cough* accident.
GF7: Beats me, but never mind that. Lets fight!
After a long, climatic, and suspenseful battle I emerge victorious with the Thingy and then I go look up random fan art.
VGA: GF7... Its about time you showed up. I was getting bored. One question, where did you get the Saiyan armor and scouter. I thought they were all killed when thier planet blew up from that *cough* accident.
GF7: Beats me, but never mind that. Lets fight!
After a long, climatic, and suspenseful battle I emerge victorious with the Thingy and then I go look up random fan art.
