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All about the Neglected Characters in the Mario/Video Game World.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:53 am

Phase one of the Mexican Outer Space Initiative: outstanding success.
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Post by CaptHayfever » Sat Feb 01, 2003 3:37 am

"Now I'm a flyin' talkin' donkey!"
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Post by Legion » Sat Feb 01, 2003 7:03 am

"Attack of the Haunted Goods Carts. Coming soon to a cinema near you."
\"I don\'t trust him! He has no nasal hair!\" - Bernard Black (Black Books)
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Post by LemonyDudeGuy912328 » Sat Feb 01, 2003 11:01 am

If Donkeys could fly, they wouldn't weigh 500 pounds. This one, it weighs 499 pounds. We declare it legal to let it fly.

*donkey falls to ground*

It's your fault, you ugly man.
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Post by A Genius » Sat Feb 01, 2003 11:23 am

Donkeys typically have trouble gaining weight, thus the whole "floating donkey" incident began.

-A Genius (What you get for 15 bucks.)
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Post by Gumchum » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:32 pm

Ace wins. Poop.
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Post by Ace Mercury » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:42 pm

When playing 'spin the bottle', make sure all of the participants are of the same species. Otherwise...
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Post by DarkLordYoshi » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:56 pm

Cat:mmmmm....beer....
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Post by CaptHayfever » Sat Feb 01, 2003 2:31 pm

Guy in background: "He's meditating, Whiskers! Get me his beer!"
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Post by Ed the Spamyard » Sat Feb 01, 2003 3:57 pm

Guy/Beer: Fluffy...dude like get off my beer.. like dude... get off..

Guy/Background: Should I tell him the cat also left a big suprise in his favorite beer glass?

Fluffy: BURP!

[ February 01, 2003, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Ed reserved WindWaker for gamecube ]
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Post by Fredfan » Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:51 pm

Bush's daughter gets reincarnated as a feline.

Long Live Fred the Spanyard
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Post by Yoshimaster007 » Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:57 pm

Guy 1: Hey, I'm totally stoned.
Guy 2: By beer? wicked.
Guy 1: Hey, look, the cat wants some beer! *gives the cat beer, and the cat becomes drunk and slashes everyone with its claws*

Budweiser Light: Harmless?
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Post by Gumchum » Sat Feb 01, 2003 8:25 pm

FredFan. Zeeky boogy doog.
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NOTE: That's Robocop in the picture. If you don't know which one's Robocop, then may God have mercy on your pathetic soul.

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[ February 01, 2003, 06:26 PM: Message edited by: Let Dylan Be ]
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Post by Fredfan » Sat Feb 01, 2003 8:54 pm

"Hey, that's not Loreal! That's Nair!"

Long Live Fred the Spanyard
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Post by A Genius » Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:03 pm

Girl: It's like, SNOWY out. Why can't I wear a warmer outfit? And why do I have smear sunscreen on your back? You're a robot!

Robocop: SILENCE WOMAN!

-A Genius (I blow.)
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Post by spicy » Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:06 pm

Narrator:if your a robot and you need a tan,grab a bottle Scmidt's Robo-Tan

Robot:*Winks*Thanks Robo-Tan
Your moonpod\'s showing
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Post by Gumchum » Sat Feb 01, 2003 11:23 pm

FredFan up in hizzle.
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#318

Post by Ace Mercury » Sat Feb 01, 2003 11:45 pm

A young Bill Gates after signing a key contract. Oddly enough, he had to use his own blood.
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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:48 am

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! :confused:
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?
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Post by Yoshimaster007 » Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:57 am

Bill Gates's High School reunion. He had some really strange friends.
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