B
Narrirator: And there was much rejoicing.
Then...
A: Everyone regrouped at Big Ben in 1934
B: Went on a quest for tacos
C: Exploded, and the entire story reset.
CYOA:Bill and Fred's Adventures Through The Fabric of Time
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BSD:Why did we regroup at Big Ben in 1934 anyway?
A18:To continue the story.
BSD:Oh.
Bill:This is going to be a long day.
Executrain:Fred,go capture BSD!
Fred:Yes master!
Donez:This going to result in one big battle.
Introbulus:I have a bad feeling about this.
BSD hypnotizes Fred and tells him to......
A:Hit Executrain with a GIGANTIC mallet
B:Get a pizza and some tacos
C:all of the above
BSD:Why did we regroup at Big Ben in 1934 anyway?
A18:To continue the story.
BSD:Oh.
Bill:This is going to be a long day.
Executrain:Fred,go capture BSD!
Fred:Yes master!
Donez:This going to result in one big battle.
Introbulus:I have a bad feeling about this.
BSD hypnotizes Fred and tells him to......
A:Hit Executrain with a GIGANTIC mallet
B:Get a pizza and some tacos
C:all of the above
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..Get a pizza and some tacos!
Fred: Here are your pizza and tacos master.
BSD: Good job Fred!
Executrain: We still need to get the golden pineapple!
Zak: Looking for this? *Is holding up the golden pineapple*
Executrain: THAT'S IT!!! GIMME!!
*Zak eats the golden pineapple*
Zak: Hmmm...that was really good! *Warps out*
Executrain: NOOOO!! THERE GOES MY ONLY CHANCE OF IMMORTALITY SO I CAN DEFEAT DONEZ!!!
A18: Hey! That wasn't the golden pineapple! That was a regular pineapple painted yellow.
Executrain: Remind me to give you Asia when I rule the world. Now when could Zak have hidden the regular one?
A. NC HQ in 2001
B. In Zak's house in 1998
C. A hospital in 1988
D. A video game store in 1990
E. Bill Watterson's house in 1995
[ March 13, 2003, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Zak ]
Fred: Here are your pizza and tacos master.
BSD: Good job Fred!
Executrain: We still need to get the golden pineapple!
Zak: Looking for this? *Is holding up the golden pineapple*
Executrain: THAT'S IT!!! GIMME!!
*Zak eats the golden pineapple*
Zak: Hmmm...that was really good! *Warps out*
Executrain: NOOOO!! THERE GOES MY ONLY CHANCE OF IMMORTALITY SO I CAN DEFEAT DONEZ!!!
A18: Hey! That wasn't the golden pineapple! That was a regular pineapple painted yellow.
Executrain: Remind me to give you Asia when I rule the world. Now when could Zak have hidden the regular one?
A. NC HQ in 2001
B. In Zak's house in 1998
C. A hospital in 1988
D. A video game store in 1990
E. Bill Watterson's house in 1995
[ March 13, 2003, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Zak ]
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*Suddenly, as they are going into the timewarp, the steel ball swarm returns and mauls everyone while they're in the time warp, causing some strange screw-up and causing them to get warped into Mortal Kombat 1 and mixing their forms with the character forms in the game*
Zak: ...Huh?
Android 18: Where are we?
*Suddenly everyone is transported into poitraits on the Select Character screen*
*The person selects Zak from the increased selection of strangely-mixed characters**
MK1 Voice: Zak.
*Screen goes dark, and when it lights up again this is what is shown:*
BUMMISH KOMBAT TOURNAMENT PLAN
EXEC UTRAIN_____________________________
GONEZ___________________________________
ENDURENCE ROUNDS
SMALL STEEL BALL SWARM+KANSKULL DRAGOSHI
NORMAL MATCHES
Max-Zero________________________________
Androy Cage_____________________________
Sced____________________________________Zak
*Screen goes dark, as the first fight is about to start*
Narrator: What will happen? Will Zak win this fight? Will it effect anything? How the heck did Max get into this? Well, I don't know, that's for sure. And while I'm at it, I'm gonna...
A) ..order a pizza.
B) ..watch this fight.
C) ..try to live through the idiocy of this all.
*=Looks, attacks, and abilities. No abnormalities such as multiple limbs not included in either character or two heads, etc.
[ March 14, 2003, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Colonel Max says get well soon A18 ]
*Suddenly, as they are going into the timewarp, the steel ball swarm returns and mauls everyone while they're in the time warp, causing some strange screw-up and causing them to get warped into Mortal Kombat 1 and mixing their forms with the character forms in the game*
Zak: ...Huh?
Android 18: Where are we?
*Suddenly everyone is transported into poitraits on the Select Character screen*
*The person selects Zak from the increased selection of strangely-mixed characters**
MK1 Voice: Zak.
*Screen goes dark, and when it lights up again this is what is shown:*
BUMMISH KOMBAT TOURNAMENT PLAN
EXEC UTRAIN_____________________________
GONEZ___________________________________
ENDURENCE ROUNDS
SMALL STEEL BALL SWARM+KANSKULL DRAGOSHI
NORMAL MATCHES
Max-Zero________________________________
Androy Cage_____________________________
Sced____________________________________Zak
*Screen goes dark, as the first fight is about to start*
Narrator: What will happen? Will Zak win this fight? Will it effect anything? How the heck did Max get into this? Well, I don't know, that's for sure. And while I'm at it, I'm gonna...
A) ..order a pizza.
B) ..watch this fight.
C) ..try to live through the idiocy of this all.
*=Looks, attacks, and abilities. No abnormalities such as multiple limbs not included in either character or two heads, etc.
[ March 14, 2003, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Colonel Max says get well soon A18 ]
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..Figure how the warp got screwed up.
Narrator: Hmm, It seemed to screw up like this. I can fix it. *Fixes the warp and sends everyone in the warp*
Zak: That was weird. I was in a game that I'm not allowed to go anywhere near it.
Fred: You parents don't let you go anywhere near mortal combat?
Zak: They don't let me anywhere near Vice City, James Bond, Perfect Dark, basically anything cool or fun.
*Warp gets screwed up again, and everyone appears in a town*
A18: Whoa, that was weird. Um...Why are we all following Fred?
Zak: And why is the Onett music from Earthbound playing?
Fred: There is a shed, I know there's nothing of intrest, but we'll go in there anyway, seeing as you guys don't have a choice but to follow me!
*In the shed*
Shining Spot: This is a "Your Sanctuary" location, but it's mine now. Take it from me if you want.
BATTLE!!!
You encounter a Shining Spot
Zak: Hey cool! We're in Earthbound!
Fred: If CK were here, she'd go crazy.
Executrain: But we're in a battle! How can I even tell where we are?
Zak: Curse Nintendo and APE Software for making this a Text Base Battle system!
A18: Let's just...
A. All attack the Shining Spot
B. All use PSI spells on the Shining Spot
C. All RUN LIKE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICK!!!
D. All SURROUND IT AND THWACK IT TO DEATH!!!
E. All bash the Shining Spot into Oblivion
Narrator: Hmm, It seemed to screw up like this. I can fix it. *Fixes the warp and sends everyone in the warp*
Zak: That was weird. I was in a game that I'm not allowed to go anywhere near it.
Fred: You parents don't let you go anywhere near mortal combat?
Zak: They don't let me anywhere near Vice City, James Bond, Perfect Dark, basically anything cool or fun.
*Warp gets screwed up again, and everyone appears in a town*
A18: Whoa, that was weird. Um...Why are we all following Fred?
Zak: And why is the Onett music from Earthbound playing?
Fred: There is a shed, I know there's nothing of intrest, but we'll go in there anyway, seeing as you guys don't have a choice but to follow me!
*In the shed*
Shining Spot: This is a "Your Sanctuary" location, but it's mine now. Take it from me if you want.
BATTLE!!!
You encounter a Shining Spot
Zak: Hey cool! We're in Earthbound!
Fred: If CK were here, she'd go crazy.
Executrain: But we're in a battle! How can I even tell where we are?
Zak: Curse Nintendo and APE Software for making this a Text Base Battle system!
A18: Let's just...
A. All attack the Shining Spot
B. All use PSI spells on the Shining Spot
C. All RUN LIKE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICK!!!
D. All SURROUND IT AND THWACK IT TO DEATH!!!
E. All bash the Shining Spot into Oblivion
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A. The Shining Spot dies. (funeral music)
Fred: Now what do we do?
????: Fight me!
BSD: Who?
GORE-ILLA: Me! If you defeat me, I'll join your party!
The battle begins, First,
A) Fred uses Deathly Death Ray of Deathly Dathness
B) Bill uses the Extra Move
c) Fusion uses Warlock Punch
D) GORE-ILLA uses GORE Punch
E) Dr. Donez uses the Ice Pick
F) BSD uses Dragoshi Claw.
[ March 14, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: GORE-ILLA Likes Cheese ]
Fred: Now what do we do?
????: Fight me!
BSD: Who?
GORE-ILLA: Me! If you defeat me, I'll join your party!
The battle begins, First,
A) Fred uses Deathly Death Ray of Deathly Dathness
B) Bill uses the Extra Move
c) Fusion uses Warlock Punch
D) GORE-ILLA uses GORE Punch
E) Dr. Donez uses the Ice Pick
F) BSD uses Dragoshi Claw.
[ March 14, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: GORE-ILLA Likes Cheese ]
Snapple Real Fact # 301:
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.
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Uses the Ice pick
GORE-ILLA suffers Damage of 28.
Zak uses ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
GORE-ILLA falls.
You won!
Everyone gains 30 EXP.
A18 reaches level 16!
A18 learns Coconut Volley!
BSD reaches level 19!
Zak reaches level 18!
GORE-ILLA: Gagh! You have beaten me! I will join you!
GORE-ILLA has joined your party!
Fred: Cool! We're having a party?
The shining Spot...
A. Bashes Fred for using the overused joke
B. Hits the whole party
C. Uses his overdrive-Oblivion
GORE-ILLA suffers Damage of 28.
Zak uses ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
GORE-ILLA falls.
You won!
Everyone gains 30 EXP.
A18 reaches level 16!
A18 learns Coconut Volley!
BSD reaches level 19!
Zak reaches level 18!
GORE-ILLA: Gagh! You have beaten me! I will join you!
GORE-ILLA has joined your party!
Fred: Cool! We're having a party?
The shining Spot...
A. Bashes Fred for using the overused joke
B. Hits the whole party
C. Uses his overdrive-Oblivion
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Fred: No one insults the almighty Fred the Spanyard! Deathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness!!!
(the resurrected boss instantly dies)
Introbulus: ...Wait, you could've just beaten that thing in ONE hit, and you didn't?
Fred: No, I have to be really pissed off before I can do that attack!
Introbulus: Oh, okay.
(the group walks out of the shack and head off to..
A: Fred's house, where his mom has tacos ready.
B: The time warp, to warp out of this silly Earthbound parody.
C: A Poke-mon center (What?!?! How'd that get there?)
D: The local overpriced hotel.
E: Another battle with another shiny spot.
Fred: No one insults the almighty Fred the Spanyard! Deathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness!!!
(the resurrected boss instantly dies)
Introbulus: ...Wait, you could've just beaten that thing in ONE hit, and you didn't?
Fred: No, I have to be really pissed off before I can do that attack!
Introbulus: Oh, okay.
(the group walks out of the shack and head off to..
A: Fred's house, where his mom has tacos ready.
B: The time warp, to warp out of this silly Earthbound parody.
C: A Poke-mon center (What?!?! How'd that get there?)
D: The local overpriced hotel.
E: Another battle with another shiny spot.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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E.
Shining Spot: This is the second "Your sanctuary" location, but it's mine now. Take it from me if you want!
Me: This is the second "Your santuary" location? THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM!!
Shining Spot: It's the best I could have gotten on such short notice.
Me: I'll...
A. Flush you down the Toilet
B. Run out of the Boy's bathroom.
C. Take you and put you in my sister's room
D. Summon Quina to eat you
Shining Spot: This is the second "Your sanctuary" location, but it's mine now. Take it from me if you want!
Me: This is the second "Your santuary" location? THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM!!
Shining Spot: It's the best I could have gotten on such short notice.
Me: I'll...
A. Flush you down the Toilet
B. Run out of the Boy's bathroom.
C. Take you and put you in my sister's room
D. Summon Quina to eat you
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...Flush you down the toilet!
A18: DIIIEEE!!! *Takes the Shining spot and flushes it down a toilet, but then the toilet clogs up and starts flooding*
A18: Whoops!
Fred: RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of the boy's bathroom, just in time because a tidal wave comes out of the boy's bathroom*
Everyone: *Pant pant pant* Man, that was scry.
*The annoying music is still playing*
Fred: HEY! CAN YOU STOP THAT ANNOYING MUSIC??!!
*The music turns into the chicken dance*
Zak: What the...?
BSD: LOOK!!! *A giant chicken from LTTP shows up and starts dancing*
A18: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFFFEE!!!!
*Everyone tries to get away.....But didn't.*
You encounter a Giant chicken
What does Zak do?
A. Air gun
B. Death Ray
C. The not so extra move
D. ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
A18: DIIIEEE!!! *Takes the Shining spot and flushes it down a toilet, but then the toilet clogs up and starts flooding*
A18: Whoops!
Fred: RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of the boy's bathroom, just in time because a tidal wave comes out of the boy's bathroom*
Everyone: *Pant pant pant* Man, that was scry.
*The annoying music is still playing*
Fred: HEY! CAN YOU STOP THAT ANNOYING MUSIC??!!
*The music turns into the chicken dance*
Zak: What the...?
BSD: LOOK!!! *A giant chicken from LTTP shows up and starts dancing*
A18: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFFFEE!!!!
*Everyone tries to get away.....But didn't.*
You encounter a Giant chicken
What does Zak do?
A. Air gun
B. Death Ray
C. The not so extra move
D. ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
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Giant Chicken suffers 324 damage!
Steel Ball Swarm enters the battle!
BSD: I thought I got rid of that thing!
Nuclear Flying Shirt enters the battle!
Zak: It's 3 against 6! What's happening?
Nuclear Missle enters the battle!
Introbulus: Now it's 4...
Screwed-up picture of a phone enters the battle!
A18: 5??
Max-Zero enters the battle!
Max: Damn Mortal Kombat merge. Now I'm stuck like this with this wierd ninja outfit.
Zak: Why are you doing on the enemy's side?
Max: Whoops. Sorry. *runs behind camera (The party members weren't visible during battles in Earthbound)*
Idiot enters the battle!
Colonel Kibble enters the battle!
Colonel Kibble: I am...
COLONEL KIBBLE!
I am the master of all that is metallic and metal.
I stand for guns, swords, and a nice big blast of energy!
Warning: Amount of characters overloading game.
Max: That doesn't sound good...
A stairway is thrown into the battle!
Stairway: *clank!*
Tony Hawk enters the battle!
Tony Hawk: 6-WAY OLLIE! YEAH!
Mortal Kombat enters the battle!
Random guy in Mortal Kombat: MOR-TAL KOMBAAT!
A Hydralisk enters the battle!
Hydralisk: *sound*
WARNING: GAME SELF-DESTRUCTING.
The game world explodes, pops, shatters and in other words falls apart, sending everyone flying to different video games each.
Narrator: I'm glad I'm not in a game....
The Narrator is thrown into Starcraft.
Narrator: Aaaaaaah! *FHWOMP*
What game catagory did everyone mostly fell into?
A) RPG
B) Shooter
C) Strategy
D) Driving
E) Simulator
F) Everyone was spread out evenly between genres.
[ March 15, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: Max can't rap HEEELP, HE-HEHE-HEELP ]
Giant Chicken suffers 324 damage!
Steel Ball Swarm enters the battle!
BSD: I thought I got rid of that thing!
Nuclear Flying Shirt enters the battle!
Zak: It's 3 against 6! What's happening?
Nuclear Missle enters the battle!
Introbulus: Now it's 4...
Screwed-up picture of a phone enters the battle!
A18: 5??
Max-Zero enters the battle!
Max: Damn Mortal Kombat merge. Now I'm stuck like this with this wierd ninja outfit.
Zak: Why are you doing on the enemy's side?
Max: Whoops. Sorry. *runs behind camera (The party members weren't visible during battles in Earthbound)*
Idiot enters the battle!
Colonel Kibble enters the battle!
Colonel Kibble: I am...
COLONEL KIBBLE!
I am the master of all that is metallic and metal.
I stand for guns, swords, and a nice big blast of energy!
Warning: Amount of characters overloading game.
Max: That doesn't sound good...
A stairway is thrown into the battle!
Stairway: *clank!*
Tony Hawk enters the battle!
Tony Hawk: 6-WAY OLLIE! YEAH!
Mortal Kombat enters the battle!
Random guy in Mortal Kombat: MOR-TAL KOMBAAT!
A Hydralisk enters the battle!
Hydralisk: *sound*
WARNING: GAME SELF-DESTRUCTING.
The game world explodes, pops, shatters and in other words falls apart, sending everyone flying to different video games each.
Narrator: I'm glad I'm not in a game....
The Narrator is thrown into Starcraft.
Narrator: Aaaaaaah! *FHWOMP*
What game catagory did everyone mostly fell into?
A) RPG
B) Shooter
C) Strategy
D) Driving
E) Simulator
F) Everyone was spread out evenly between genres.
[ March 15, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: Max can't rap HEEELP, HE-HEHE-HEELP ]
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BSD:What the?
Old Man:Ah,more guests.
BSD(to himself):I must've been warped into the video game Chrono Trigger.
To where Bill and Fred are.........
Bill:Where are we?
Fred:I think we're in Final Fantasy 2 and where the heck are the others anyway?
Where Donez is........
Donez:Where am I?
Donez has a sword in his hand that says the Mana Sword inscribed on it.
Donez:How the heck did I sucked into Secret Of Mana?
Where Zak is.........
Zak:Where am I?
Zak looks at a hammer he has in his left hand.
Zak:I'm in Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars!
To where A18 is.........
A18:Where am I?
A18 reads a sign that says:You are in Final Fantasy 3.
To where GORE is.............
GORE:I wonder where I am anyway?
GORE reads a sign that says:You are in Final Fantasy 4.
To where Max is...............
Max notices that he has been warped to Final Fantasy 7.
Max:Holy frijolies! I'm in Final Fantasy 7!
Then..........
A:Everyone goes along with the plot thinking if they beat the RPG they are each imprisoned in they will be able to get out
B:Everyone tries find a way out
C:Everyone looks for eachother then find a way out
BSD:What the?
Old Man:Ah,more guests.
BSD(to himself):I must've been warped into the video game Chrono Trigger.
To where Bill and Fred are.........
Bill:Where are we?
Fred:I think we're in Final Fantasy 2 and where the heck are the others anyway?
Where Donez is........
Donez:Where am I?
Donez has a sword in his hand that says the Mana Sword inscribed on it.
Donez:How the heck did I sucked into Secret Of Mana?
Where Zak is.........
Zak:Where am I?
Zak looks at a hammer he has in his left hand.
Zak:I'm in Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars!
To where A18 is.........
A18:Where am I?
A18 reads a sign that says:You are in Final Fantasy 3.
To where GORE is.............
GORE:I wonder where I am anyway?
GORE reads a sign that says:You are in Final Fantasy 4.
To where Max is...............
Max notices that he has been warped to Final Fantasy 7.
Max:Holy frijolies! I'm in Final Fantasy 7!
Then..........
A:Everyone goes along with the plot thinking if they beat the RPG they are each imprisoned in they will be able to get out
B:Everyone tries find a way out
C:Everyone looks for eachother then find a way out
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C.
Zak: That's it! How do I get out of here? *Walks out and everyone is in a weird place*
A18: Whoa.....
BSD: Where the (bleep) are we?
Zak: I don't know, we're in a hallway, but do we go into that dark portal or fight those freakishly-familliar-enemies-from-some-game?
*everyone goes into the dark portal*
Fred: Hey cool! We're floating!
Zak: We appear to be in a tornado. Now where are we-
*suddenley, a giant monster emerges from the mountain*
Everyone: AAAAAHH!! MONSTER!!!
*After along battle, everyone...kills the Chernabog*
Zak: How come that monster looked freakisly familliar to that thing at the end of Fantasia?
A18: I don't know, but we must go into the mountain. It's the only way out.
*everyone goes into the mountain, through a graveyard of strange blocks, though a bunch of enemies, through a weird door and to a peaceful looking place*
GORE: Wow, what is this place?
Zak: Huh? Where have I seen that door before? And what's that voice?
Voice: Careful, this is the last haven you'll find. Beyond, there is no light to protect you.
BSD: Is that the narrator?
Voice: Remember, you will the the one who will open the door to the light.
GORE: I think we'd better take a rest.
*The door opens, and then everyone goes through it, and around them is a familliar place*
Zak: Is this...Is this VGF?
*Everyone wanders around, but then an evil voice appears*
Voice: This world has been connected.
Donez: What was that?
Voice: Tied to the darkness, soon to be compeletly eclipsed. There is so very much to learn, you understand so little. *AS the evil voice is talking, "VGF" transforms into a weird neo-cubist like place, a cool yet familliar character appears in the sunsoft Forum, so everyone goes there*
Voice: Take a look at this tiny place. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla.
*Everyone is prepared for battle*
*The familliar character transforms into Ansem*
Everyone: AAAAAAHH!!! ANSEM!!!! AAAAAHH!!!!
Ansem: Would you rather I didn't look like this? *Transforms into Kuja*
Everyone: AAAAH!!! KUJA!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
Kuja: Shaddup. *Transforms back into Ansem*
Everyone: AAAAH!!! ANSEM!!!! AAAAH!!!
Ansem: SHUT THE (bleep) UP!!! *the guardian appears*
Donez: OH NO!! WE ARE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
Ansem: Sorry, but you'll have to beat me before everything goes all normal again! And after me comes 10 more battles!!
Zak: Dummit! The final battle of Kingdom hearts has 11 phases! DUMMIT!!!
In pure frustration, Zak....
A. Goes into Trance and blasts Ansem with ELEMENTALTHROWER2!!!
B. Uses limit break
C. Uses the not so extra move to cast Stopga.
D. HADOKEN!!!!!
Zak: That's it! How do I get out of here? *Walks out and everyone is in a weird place*
A18: Whoa.....
BSD: Where the (bleep) are we?
Zak: I don't know, we're in a hallway, but do we go into that dark portal or fight those freakishly-familliar-enemies-from-some-game?
*everyone goes into the dark portal*
Fred: Hey cool! We're floating!
Zak: We appear to be in a tornado. Now where are we-
*suddenley, a giant monster emerges from the mountain*
Everyone: AAAAAHH!! MONSTER!!!
*After along battle, everyone...kills the Chernabog*
Zak: How come that monster looked freakisly familliar to that thing at the end of Fantasia?
A18: I don't know, but we must go into the mountain. It's the only way out.
*everyone goes into the mountain, through a graveyard of strange blocks, though a bunch of enemies, through a weird door and to a peaceful looking place*
GORE: Wow, what is this place?
Zak: Huh? Where have I seen that door before? And what's that voice?
Voice: Careful, this is the last haven you'll find. Beyond, there is no light to protect you.
BSD: Is that the narrator?
Voice: Remember, you will the the one who will open the door to the light.
GORE: I think we'd better take a rest.
*The door opens, and then everyone goes through it, and around them is a familliar place*
Zak: Is this...Is this VGF?
*Everyone wanders around, but then an evil voice appears*
Voice: This world has been connected.
Donez: What was that?
Voice: Tied to the darkness, soon to be compeletly eclipsed. There is so very much to learn, you understand so little. *AS the evil voice is talking, "VGF" transforms into a weird neo-cubist like place, a cool yet familliar character appears in the sunsoft Forum, so everyone goes there*
Voice: Take a look at this tiny place. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla.
*Everyone is prepared for battle*
*The familliar character transforms into Ansem*
Everyone: AAAAAAHH!!! ANSEM!!!! AAAAAHH!!!!
Ansem: Would you rather I didn't look like this? *Transforms into Kuja*
Everyone: AAAAH!!! KUJA!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
Kuja: Shaddup. *Transforms back into Ansem*
Everyone: AAAAH!!! ANSEM!!!! AAAAH!!!
Ansem: SHUT THE (bleep) UP!!! *the guardian appears*
Donez: OH NO!! WE ARE IN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
Ansem: Sorry, but you'll have to beat me before everything goes all normal again! And after me comes 10 more battles!!
Zak: Dummit! The final battle of Kingdom hearts has 11 phases! DUMMIT!!!
In pure frustration, Zak....
A. Goes into Trance and blasts Ansem with ELEMENTALTHROWER2!!!
B. Uses limit break
C. Uses the not so extra move to cast Stopga.
D. HADOKEN!!!!!
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Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Zak: Whoa, we're in a heavily populated place. *Suddenley, everyone jumps out of the way as a car comes near them*
Fred: AAAHH!!!
*The car runs over a few more people*
Zak: WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS??!!
*suddenley, the car stops at the beach and starts rocking*
A18: OH SWEET GOD NO!!!
GORE: THE HORROR!! THE M RATED HORROR!!!
*Suddenley, everyone is warped again*
Zak: Oh great, where are we now?
A18: I don't know, but I'm tired.
*Everyone agrees*
Zak: Do we check into that weird lookin' hotel?
BSD: I don't know, but i'm tired.
*Everyone goes into the hotel*
Zak: Why does everything feel like we're in a doll house? There's no back wall.
Girl: BAD DOLLIES! Don't bweak into Barbie's house! *The girl's hand picks up a barbie*
Girl: Now you shall PAY!!! SECURITY!! SECURITY!!
You encounter a Barbie.
HP: 1/1
What do you do?
A. A18 shoots Barbie
B. GORE-ILLA kills the barbie
C. Donez impales the Barbie on his ice pick
D. Everyone decapitates the Barbie.
Zak: Whoa, we're in a heavily populated place. *Suddenley, everyone jumps out of the way as a car comes near them*
Fred: AAAHH!!!
*The car runs over a few more people*
Zak: WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS??!!
*suddenley, the car stops at the beach and starts rocking*
A18: OH SWEET GOD NO!!!
GORE: THE HORROR!! THE M RATED HORROR!!!
*Suddenley, everyone is warped again*
Zak: Oh great, where are we now?
A18: I don't know, but I'm tired.
*Everyone agrees*
Zak: Do we check into that weird lookin' hotel?
BSD: I don't know, but i'm tired.
*Everyone goes into the hotel*
Zak: Why does everything feel like we're in a doll house? There's no back wall.
Girl: BAD DOLLIES! Don't bweak into Barbie's house! *The girl's hand picks up a barbie*
Girl: Now you shall PAY!!! SECURITY!! SECURITY!!
You encounter a Barbie.
HP: 1/1
What do you do?
A. A18 shoots Barbie
B. GORE-ILLA kills the barbie
C. Donez impales the Barbie on his ice pick
D. Everyone decapitates the Barbie.
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A.
Girl: You killed my Barbie! Now pay!
Suddenly, the girl swallows everyone.
GORE-ILLA: Great, we're inside of a 10-year old girl who likes Barbie Dolls.
What next?
A. Everyone is digested.
B. They fall into the intestines.
C. They climb up her esophagus and into her mouth.
D. GORE-ILLA starts punching the walls of her stomach.
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Girl: You killed my Barbie! Now pay!
Suddenly, the girl swallows everyone.
GORE-ILLA: Great, we're inside of a 10-year old girl who likes Barbie Dolls.
What next?
A. Everyone is digested.
B. They fall into the intestines.
C. They climb up her esophagus and into her mouth.
D. GORE-ILLA starts punching the walls of her stomach.
[ March 16, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Submit your will to Fusion. ]
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Eeew....It's getting gross.
C.
Zak: Living proof that i am never dissecting a sheep stomach.
Girl: Bad dollies! You made me thwow you all up! Now pay!
You encounter an angry girl.
*After a very very very long and heated battle, we all beat the girl*
Girl: Ouchies! I won't forget this! I'll be right back!! *Leaves the room*
Zak: That was weird. Let's get out of here! *Everybody tries to get out, but it won't work because the Fabric of Time's server is down.*
Zak: DUMMIT!!! That stupid (bleep)!!
A18: Language Zak Language!!
Zak: Bite me.
Donez: Well, I guess we don't have another option but to look around...I guess.
*everyone washes themselves off in a strange soapy pool*
Fred: Let's go into the Kitchen.
*everyone goes into the Kitchen.*
Zak: There's something coming.
Do you
A. Hide, because the Girl might have brought a destructive little brother.
B. Hide in the SNES
C. Use the Jump+5 ability to hide on the celing fan.
D. Go under the secret trapdoor to use in case of WWIII in the Barbie Grand hotel.
E. Disco Disco Disco!
C.
Zak: Living proof that i am never dissecting a sheep stomach.
Girl: Bad dollies! You made me thwow you all up! Now pay!
You encounter an angry girl.
*After a very very very long and heated battle, we all beat the girl*
Girl: Ouchies! I won't forget this! I'll be right back!! *Leaves the room*
Zak: That was weird. Let's get out of here! *Everybody tries to get out, but it won't work because the Fabric of Time's server is down.*
Zak: DUMMIT!!! That stupid (bleep)!!
A18: Language Zak Language!!
Zak: Bite me.
Donez: Well, I guess we don't have another option but to look around...I guess.
*everyone washes themselves off in a strange soapy pool*
Fred: Let's go into the Kitchen.
*everyone goes into the Kitchen.*
Zak: There's something coming.
Do you
A. Hide, because the Girl might have brought a destructive little brother.
B. Hide in the SNES
C. Use the Jump+5 ability to hide on the celing fan.
D. Go under the secret trapdoor to use in case of WWIII in the Barbie Grand hotel.
E. Disco Disco Disco!
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E.
After a few minutes of discoing, the girl comes back in.
Girl: I think I will use my...TEEN FORM!
Suddenly, the girl morphs into a sexy teenager and meanwhile, her room turns into teenage girl's room with posters, magazines, and rock 'n roll records.
Teenage Girl: Now I will like totally...
A. Put you in my soda and drink you.
B. Swallow you again.
C. Cook you into a pie.
D. Make you read Playboy Magazines.
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After a few minutes of discoing, the girl comes back in.
Girl: I think I will use my...TEEN FORM!
Suddenly, the girl morphs into a sexy teenager and meanwhile, her room turns into teenage girl's room with posters, magazines, and rock 'n roll records.
Teenage Girl: Now I will like totally...
A. Put you in my soda and drink you.
B. Swallow you again.
C. Cook you into a pie.
D. Make you read Playboy Magazines.
[ March 16, 2003, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Submit your will to Fusion. ]